no matter
well please stop I have also checked the
Kotaku firts info stream all that's
required on Planet Resources to your
needs you got it this has been updated
got it thank you
thank you I'm a big dumb dummy dog top
of the morning to you laddies my name is
jacksepticeye and welcome back to
journey to the savage planet so people
are pointing out that yes Jack you need
to scan everything and I have been
dropping a little old ball EO on that
because now locate and extract a
required sample now I have to go get the
last sample this is nothing like to get
my ground stump so I could have done
that I could have had a little more
direction but I just wasn't scanning
things and checking my journal and all
that kind of stuff so that's my bad son
of a [ __ ] that's my fault
alright give me all your goo peas thank
you thank you very much oh there's
Goofy's up there hell yeah
secret nearby I don't care about secrets
I care about her ogress don't god are
you guys drowning or surviving or or
what do you do I'm not sure what your
species does okay it's go all the way
over there and then down there gotcha
gotcha Nemorino go do some health though
any health around for a boy you know
I'll get my stomp and then I can go in
there P Oh foo don't die don't get hit
by anything excuse me coming through I
have a place to be and a date to get a
date with destiny oh oh oh that doesn't
feel right
Oh Oh mini air control win Oh God it
scared the bejeebers out of me what kind
a height oh and that's how I kill you is
I get the Slammy slams gotcha it makes a
lot more sense
yeah I'm pretty sure I did this and I'm
also pretty sure that I didn't need this
one cuz I can probably just go yep yoosh
okay now I'm up here was not a where to
go anymore man
can they just like shoot you and suction
all the things up to me
no fine that's fair
it's okay I'll back up here again anyway
it's fine everybody relax everybody put
away your wallets which is the best way
up the way your wallets all right go
there alright alright alright now Frank
thank you okay wait
why is the simple 300 meters away now I
could have just come here
yeah [ __ ]
man it's up on a higher plane dammit I
could have just teleported to that and
avoided all of that hassle Aegis dude
whatever
we're here alright this is whoa God
you've more eyes than I care to look at
one of the above a slicker give it him
two dolls
up we go
I haven't been here so that makes sense
oh I saw that the dark patch before
where I was about to land
thank you oh god I look down for like a
second and I got that like clenching my
ass wait
a dog heel Wow
conjoint two matters
where am I going still all the way to
the top probably maybe definitely
absolutely over there I hear you give me
a face to shoe that one
these that you know what you guys could
eat I don't have anything to eat
sorry I do the resource we need to how
about you shut up but we just do this
mantri no faster let me guess I'm gonna
kill one of you and then two more of you
are gonna show up hi you're kind of cute
what's your [ __ ]
go nice what's your name
okay he's doing his thing and behind him
Oh God please update we shoot I don't
know I'm scared ah there we go
nice horse I know uh sure sure
is everything gonna explode at me
there's so many explosions happening I
don't know it's why [ __ ]
come on give me so [ __ ] precise with
it Oh I'm behind this behind Merida's
hair from braid
you guys Christmas
oh come on I can't even see his things I
got him anyway I'm a legend
their use binding viola I can't hit them
anyway
please be charging up crap madam oh I
couldn't shoot the things in his back
because they had already shot them
didn't really do that much damage is the
first thing
oh it's rainin cheetos baby you can piss
right off I hate you guys ah phooey they
[ __ ] hate me to tour is this gonna
give me my stuffies I hope so I should
have scanned those guys but I didn't get
a chance to they were too busy trying to
kill me exit lucky person I blinked
sweet now we can head back to our
Gavilan habitat and operate that's if
you wanna nope every time always a video
let's get this boy wait the way go up
levels if I scan stuff does Mayfield
explorer go up if I do that
place America all right so this should
mean that I can I did it it didn't work
there for a second weird that I just
break that oh I think it's supposed to
goody no this is gonna do lasers on me
like an [ __ ] oh okay okay just wait
for a gap Oh got it I did it
I'm safe
right Oh all the like all the way off
got a couple of dog ass singed see you
mean like all the way up like pop up
like mr. Fredricksen in the balloons on
his house off got it
who you Shh nailed it
I just wait am I too fast strange I can
detect no obvious way of opening the
side yeah yeah everybody does panic is a
bad emotion feeling yeah that's likely
to happen I've been dying and never
returning home for a long time no okay
so we get to fight big monster now
I hope so just gonna be tight I need
help though before anywhere
so any health round anywhere okay eat
one of the eyeball dudes cool it's like
the boats
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enter desire through the big door
located in the landing site what
oh let's go back out oh I felt [ __ ] I
didn't even realize okay wait at the
landing site oh thank you sorry I had a
thing charged up and I needed to use it
it gets really annoying having that
charge for so long big Tower big boom
ezbee crystal some big crystal energy
landing site the broken bridge okay what
have to go here can't remember this area
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this schism wha and a hoop and a yoke
and a diddly sure Oh am I just going all
the way to the top there you go
Bob's your uncle this is my teleport
into the next area
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today on tests on oh wow we a lot is
happening the ceiling has an [ __ ]
you weren't barfing on me the most the
moist vestibule what's even worse that's
a Star Wars reference I get it I watch a
Star War get off get off
I don't trust that get off they would
allow us to recreate our home if the
worst came to pass
I can't shoot these I can do with that
health secret nearby okay so is the
whole tower part of a life form that's
pretty cool
Hey sorry ow dicker as much as I can
before I go anywhere all right
investigators are fine the planet seed
I think this cannon here seed
preservation pot an intact preservation
pod designed to safe keep thousands of
feet it's a seed vault
Oh Oh all right so I can stomp on these
boys that's gonna you are sitting quiet
our elders can do before Oh God oh that
feels bad what I just did feels feels
very bad is it bad but like how bad as
bad as I think
holy Christ just decimated him that just
ruins their all day
yeah I'm losing health from these stupid
new bastards
something's angry something wants me
dead oh these oh it's just the lanterns
well I don't need them okay imma kill
you oh you're in the ground I had to
kill him he was in the ground I had no
other choice I put him out of his misery
oh there's one that's good
someone's someone super mad oh oh just
do this do I have any on me no go get
some give me any these you seen his hand
you'll never see this hand okay so
there's more that's my journal say my
mission appears to be reaching its end
I've opened a passage to the interior of
this vast structure what will I find
within it
kindred appears to be to think it's a
device capable of building worlds
is this the secret hell yeah
got another piece of the signal sweet
way I don't know if that's actually the
secret I guess you'll see if it's like
secret nearby gonna lost the so where to
go it's not like pointing me in a
direction so I think I just have to keep
exploring this area and come upon things
oh wait
ah there's a whole other level
oh man I didn't know that run around
like a Duke right down we go I guess
mamma face of mounting tragedies
implanted plankton
I came both done it escalated rate we
should be predicting our leaders had no
interest in forcing a solution or people
had no ability meaningful change our
plans cracked and fell apart and then so
did our world boat holes you all right
so let's start from the bottom and then
work our way up now everything's so mad
at me in this game I just gotten here
I'm just here to hang out and vibe
you're all ruining my vibe right now
let's head up is another one here
can I completely kill this thing yes I
can
oh yeah I can't the concerns again what
am I talking about okay it's just health
behind that oh I need to get my sprint
Oh cuz I'm killing these oh just follow
that I didn't even I didn't even realize
what I was doing
Hoyt got it ah I see what's going on
damn I don't have any pomegranates
what's happening oh god these [ __ ]
wait yours binding buy them heavy stick
your place
shoot your Twitter ass off
yeah
it's way more effective oh [ __ ] this man
well come on out come on out I still
need a thingy anyway then again
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nice let me go
Luke [ __ ] okay I need to get out here
and get some some stuff here we go
okay I thought that wasn't gonna work
there for a second Oh
oh come on come on you can do it come on
heavens to Betsy
but huh nice I can't believe it took me
that long to realize that I was
attacking these big giant tentacles man
this really is the series where I'm just
not paying attention isn't yeah I need
health never mind I'm just gonna [ __ ]
die like an idiot Chewie
yes found it and now we can go right
yeah the whole thing goes though it
relays that's the first thing there's so
much going on there was just trying not
to die push up men All Right see you
later
I'm gone this place is an absolute
nightmare
three to do a third one oh man that
one's easy
oh oh oh what have I awoke what have I
done I can't read your thing right now
I'm busy
Cheetos
so they're saying that they had no
choice basically that their planet was
dying
am I reading that right sounds here so
mad at me all the way up there okay
whoosh let's see it's one of you
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Wow
yay Ashley's dead
nice hate having to fight those guys
here from the fight night Ethan does let
me explore be a spaceman there's two
come on man
I can't even see you it's blowing up or
what's attacking me there's like 15
different things in this area that's
trying to kill me
I mean it is nice that I just keep
respawning here so it doesn't matter but
help I don't know that these things are
coming for me
things are just happening to me I'm on
drugs
I'm on lots of drugs ah there we go
even though he died here that was
actually one of the quicker areas
actually the first area would have been
pretty quick if I realize what was
actually going on sir
all right no more teratomas refuse watch
Oh big boy
beggin oh my god oh my god okay okay
okay you're killing me I got it lovely
teratoma good to meet you boys
I've got so many [ __ ] baubles to hit
me can I eat like this really seem to do
a whole night
I was just keep smacking all your balls
and taking hits I can Dom seem to be any
like crazy tricks to this one ah come on
why didn't he grab the ledge
[ __ ] me Oh Oh Oh his mouth open go go go
what does this meet interact
okay so we can't get it lovely
what help bear down though
oh my goodness not improved enough for
this
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Oh what's hitting me we just [ __ ]
poisoned God
hey totally number two the way actually
if they go in and do this every time
it's pretty sure the same thing is going
to happen again right
yeah okay last round
here we go [ __ ] you're gonna do this
thing same okay almost there wait wait
to kill every single bubble set all this
health okay you got one of them
I was [ __ ] three of them
come on Big Boy come on Big Boy open
wide for Mama give me that toy the
planet seed tis mine
what
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they're making a bartending
oh really
what's that have to find a fuel source
still I thought I was done I thought I'd
defeated the boss and it was all over
and I could go home
I saw the credits god dammit
wait I've you're here to get okay what
is my a thing say so now the rest of the
game is to just get all the collectables
and get all the items and fuel sources
and all that kind of stuff I don't know
man I'm not much of a collector type of
gamer I don't really like going back and
having to get every single thing in the
game just to be able to finish it
properly but I'll see I'll see if I want
to do another one or if I want to leave
it here I know I'm not really sure yet
in case I do leave it here thank you
guys so much for watching this series I
guess it it's a fun game but it has a
lot of flaws it got a little tedious
sometimes some of it like not knowing
her to go and locating things and stuff
like that for me it was like a half and
a half like half of it was me just not
really paying attention and then the
other half was it not really being that
clear because when you're playing the
game I feel like you're so focused on
what's around you and what you're
exploring and what you can scan and all
these different types of things because
the talking goes on for so long that I
just I get kind of bored of it it's
funny but it's almost trying to be too
funny at times and I had the same
problem with breath age where they just
keep talking and talking and making
jokes and talking right okay just get to
the relevant information that I need to
continue I don't want to just sit here
and listen and then relevant information
is in the middle of all the talking but
it's surrounded by all these jokes so I
kind of just tune out and sure some of
that is on my end but I also feel like
that that's just kind of like portal is
a good example of this type of stuff
portal had characters constantly kind of
talking in the background but it still
let you just like progress and play the
game and you didn't really need to be
listening to it you could if you wanted
to whereas this one it's like the
relevant information is hidden behind
all the talking and then I don't know
hopefully you know what I mean it wasn't
enough to really detract completely from
the
experience I still wanted to progress
because the game has a lot of charm it
has a lot of style the visuals are very
nice and the environments are lovely
I just feel like the controls are very
clunky there's a lot of time you can't
tell by watching it you could tell if
you played it pressing toggle to sprint
I thought was the issue it turns out
it's the issue of going over every
little bump every let me go over a
little bump it stops your sprint or it
would like interrupt something and then
I felt like I wasn't sprinting anymore
and there was a ton of times where I
wanted to jump across a Ledge and I
complained about not having my sprint
ready because there's like a little
delay in it or something I don't know
what it is there was a little bit of
clunkiness to it and a little clumsiness
that made me feel like I wasn't totally
in control of the character same with
flying through the air like being able
to do your super jump I wish you were
able to do it forwards and backwards if
you were going in that direction instead
of just running forward and then using
the super jump it just made you go
straight up so made it feel like I felt
like I could cover more gaps and it
would've been more fun if I could jump
forward with it as well as the height
and then also if I'm standing still it
just goes straight up I mean minor
nitpick but when you're playing it the
game is so fluid in other aspects like
grappling around some of these little
things kind of got in the way and made
me feel like I was not really in tune
with the character or the environment
and also just having to get a proper
ending by going back and completing
everything I'm not really a fan of that
so much either but at least I got some
ending I got credits and I I finished it
out so whether I want to come back and
do it or not I leave up to you guys if
you want to see me come back and get the
rest of the stuff and kind of edit it
down a bit more and do one more episode
and get the proper ending leave a like
in the video and let me know if you guys
want to see it and I guess I will go
from there and see what it's all about
but overall okay I'd give the game about
6 7 out of 10 it was fun a lot of cool
ideas I feel like the second half of the
game just kind of fell apart and it was
a lot of just shooting that went on
towards the end of it and that really
isn't the game's strong point the game's
strong point is the traversal and the
environments and interacting with in
that regard so having too much shooting
kind of dragged it down for me but I'd
still recommend it if you want to go
play it
but I'm gonna leave this episode here
thank you guys so much for watching and
I'll see you in whatever we play next
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[Applause]
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I haven't slept this entire time
I must be exhausted