[Both] Not my daughter you bitch!
[Both] Let's fangirl.
[Tessa] Romione.
[Brizzy] Oh god.
[Tessa] Romione, it was my first OTP.
[Brizzy] Yeah, yeah.
First and last.
[Tessa] They're, they're perfect for each other.
[Tessa] They're perfect!
[Brizzy] They are.
[Tessa] Like, Harry can't go with Hermione!
[Brizzy] No!
[Tessa] No!
[Brizzy] Brothers, gross no!
[Tessa] Sassy book Harry versus movie Harry.
[Brizzy] Yeah, oh god.
"No need to call me sir."
[Tessa] That was, I think that was my favorite
line in all of the books.
It's just Harry's, such a sass
he's a sass master. [Brizzy] Such a sass-pot.
[Tessa] The best scene was when Dan was on
[Brizzy] Yeah, Felix Felicis, yeah. [Tessa] Felix Felicis!
[Tessa] 'Cause it's like, [Brizzy] "Sir."
[Tessa] Yeah!
I'm like, this is how Harry is all the time you know
[Brizzy] "Why don't you come with me then?"
Ahhhh.
[Tessa] Oh my god that was so funny.
It's like (clicking sounds). [Brizzy] Oh my god.
I died laughing.
[Tessa] She has a Felix Felicis.
Ahhh!
[Brizzy] Muggle Felix Felicis is actually called nail polish.
It looks the same.
[Tessa] But it doesn't work the same.
[Brizzy] I don't recommend drinking it.
You might not get lucky.
[Tessa] Yeah you'll just go to the hospital.
[Brizzy] This is from Noble Collection which is
the best place to get any like Harry Potter
replicas because they're official,
they're beautiful, just like the movie.
[Tessa] And whenever I look at SkyMall
I just flip to Noble Collection (laughs)
[Tessa] Wulfric, wait, Albus ... Wulfric Brian
[Brizzy] Brian. [Tessa] Dumbledore.
[Tessa] Or is it Percival?
[Brizzy] Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
[Tessa] That's it.
It's so funny that it's just Brian.
[Tessa] Who's Brian? [Brizzy] Brian!
[Tessa] Where did Brian come from?
[Brizzy] There's no Brian in any of the series
[Tessa] Who's Brian? (laughs)
[Brizzy] Except in the middle name of Dumbledore.
[Tessa] Except in his name.
[Tessa] Book Ginny versus movie Ginny?
[Brizzy] Oh don't, don't, don't.
Okay.
Personality versus zero personality.
[Brizzy] And she can be smoking hot in real life.
[Tessa] I know!
[Brizzy] And they're like, let's make her as plain as possible.
[Brizzy] Both visually [Tessa] I don't get it.
[Brizzy] and personality wise.
[Tessa] Because she's supposed to be like so vivacious, that's the reason why Harry likes
and that's why you would've been on board.
[Brizzy] I know.
[Tessa] That's why there would've been no question
of Harry and Ginny and not Harry and Hermione.
[Brizzy] Yeah. [Tessa] Like no!
[Brizzy] That's why whenever anyone's like
"Oh Harry and Ginny don't make sense."
I'm like, you're focusing on the movies.
[Tessa] In the books they do.
[Brizzy] You don't know the books well enough
if you don't think they're good together.
[Tessa] It's true because they're perfect!
[Brizzy] Also it's like a mirror of Lily and James
so it's like ah.
[Tessa] Yes!
[Tessa] It's weird to think that he's thinking of his mother
(laughs) but.
[Brizzy] It's natural!
[Tessa] I mean.
[Brizzy] It's natural.
[Tessa] Harry's eye color.
Daniel Radcliffe with the color
[Brizzy] Sad.
[Tessa] Okay, I understood why because of the colored contact thing
but, in a movie they did right after
he wore colored contacts.
The one where he was with the guy
that looked like Jon Cozart.
The uh. (laughs)
[Brizzy] I don't know what movie it is.
[Tessa] It's like, he plays like a gay poet
and he has like a gay sex scene
with Jon Cozart. (laughs)
[Tessa] They always say, "You have your mothers eyes."
And then the actress that played Lily
didn't have the same eyes.
[Brizzy] Yeah, baby Lily had brown eyes,
adult Lily had blue or green eyes.
[Tessa] And it's just not, no ones the same!
There's nothing the same!
[Brizzy] It was the shape.
It was the shape of the eyes. (laughs)
[Tessa] I could see in the eye. [Brizzy] They are kind of an
almondish shape, just like your mother.
[Tessa] An eye shape, eyeball. (laughs)
You have your mother's eyeballs Harry.
[Tessa] And Winky wasn't even there.
[Brizzy] Oh Winky. (hiccup)
[Tessa] I know, we left out a house elf
with a drinking problem I mean (laughing)
That's all I need!
[Brizzy] What are you thinking Warner Brothers?
[Tessa] The Voldemort/Harry showdown at the end.
[Tessa] I don't why they went to some isolated place.
Just made no sense because the best part was when
they were in front of everyone
circling each other and Harry's
[Brizzy] "Tom." [Tessa] Yeah!
[Tessa] Harry had such like witty remarks.
[Brizzy] Sass! (laughs)
[Tessa] So much sass!
[Brizzy] "Are you sure that wand is yours?
"Are you sure it's loyal to you?
"Are you sure Tom?"
[Tessa] And then he explodes into paper mache.
[Brizzy] Voldemort confetti!
[Tessa] Yay! [Brizzy] Yay he's dead!
[Tessa] And then Harry breaks the elder wand
and without repairing his own wand.
[Brizzy] Yeah!
[Brizzy] Yeah! [Tessa] Sucks for you.
[Brizzy] It's like Mean Girls when you break the tiara.
[Tessa] Yeah! [Brizzy] It was just like *gasp*
But you didn't fix your wand first.
[Tessa] Sorry.
[Tessa] So that was a huge, and then he just throws it like AH!
[Tessa] Ron's like "What?"
[Brizzy] What? [Tessa] WHAT?
[Brizzy] Every mirror is a Mirror of Erised for George Weasley.
(sad noises)
[Tessa] And he can't even hear out of his one ear.
(laughs)
[Brizzy] And he's down an ear, like his life sucks.
[Tessa] Tonks is so cool.
Fricken love Tonks.
Love her hair, want her hair.
Like, she's the coolest.
[Brizzy] She proves that Hufflepuffs can be awesome.
Bad ass.
[Tessa] Yeah, bad ass Hufflepuffs.
[Brizzy] If anyone ever like, "Oh Hufflepuffs
"are such losers.
"Like uhhh loser."
I'm like, Tonks.
[Tessa] Tonks.
[Brizzy] Hufflepuff!
[Tessa] Puff power.
[Brizzy] It's a horcrux.
[Tessa] I want it.
[Brizzy] I'm gonna stab it with a basilisk fang.
[Tessa] I'm going to stab it, ow.
It's really heavy. (laughter)
[Tessa] Oh snitches!
[Brizzy] Little snitches.
[Tessa] We got bitches with snitches.
♫ do do do do ♫
[Tessa] Oh look, snitch tricks.
[Brizzy] I got Hermione's wand and Harry's wand.
[Tessa] Do you have to push the button?
[Brizzy] No.
[Tessa] I mean the magic.
The magic. (laughs)
[Tessa] It's lumos-ing
[Brizzy] See, bright.
[Tessa] There you can see it
[Brizzy] Nox.
[Tessa] Yeah!
[Brizzy] Lumos.
[Tessa] Yeah!
[Tessa] Bye!
[Brizzy] Goodbye!
[Tessa] Bye, and make sure you subscribe to her channel.
[Brizzy] Ah!
[Tessa] Yeah please do.
She's amazing.
She does the best voices over.
(ravenclaw noise)
[Tessa] Ravenclaws out!
[Tessa] "My daughter you bitch."
[Brizzy] What about Binky the rabbit?
[Tessa] Bink, what?
[Brizzy] Lavender Brown's rabbit. (laughs)
It's eaten by a fox.
(laughter)