>>> THE WINTER OLYMPICS ENDED THIS SUNDAY.
HERE TO GIVE HER FIRSTHAND REPORT IS SNL'S NUMBER ONE
OLYMPICS FAN, LESSCY JONES. >> YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO
PYEONGCHANG. >> IT WAS AWESOME.
YOU THINK I STAND OUT IN AMERICA, EVERYBODY IN KOREA WAS
4'1" THEY EITHER THOUGHT I WAS AN ATHLETE OR A GOD.
SOME OF THEM THOUGHT I WAS A TRANSFORMER.
BUT A TRANSFORMER DON'T EAT KOREAN BBQ LIKE THAT.
>> SO YOU ENJOYED THE WINTER OLYMPICS?
>> MAN, I LOVED IT, COLIN. I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD.
BECAUSE HONESTLY, THIS YEAR IS THE FIRST YEAR THAT I GOT INTO
THE WINTER ONES AS MUCH AS THE SUMMER ONES.
I NEVER GO SKIING. I LOVED SEEING JAMIE ANDERSON
OUT THERE RIDING THE HASHPIPE. >> I THINK IT'S THE HALFPIPE.
>> SHUT UP! >> OKAY.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW! I'M THE EXPERT.
>> OKAY, AND DID YOU LIKE THE BOBSLEDDING?
>> OH, YEAH. WOO!
THOSE THIGHS WERE NICE FOR MY EYES.
BUT MY FAVORITE WAS HOCKEY. THAT'S VIOLENCE ON ICE, THEY'RE
PUNCHING AND CHECKING BITCHES AT 30 MILES AN HOUR,
AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY GOT A THING CALLED THE PENALTY BOX?
>> YEAH. >> THEY SEND YOU THERE AFTER YOU
CHECK A BITCH! AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
IF I PLAYED HOCKEY, THEY WOULD CALL ME PENALTY BOX JONES.
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE I WOULD BE THE WHOLE GAME.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE AMERICAN TEAM IS BRINGING IN
PENALTY BOX JONES! OH, MY GOD, CAN SHE DO THAT?
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ON SKATES! IS THAT LEGAL?
COLIN, I LOVE HOCKEY. >> THAT'S WONDERFUL.
>> AND THE WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN THE MEN.
THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT. I SAID IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEY WON THE GOLD MEDAL ON A
SHOOTOUT. AND THIS WOMAN WHO DID THE
WINNING GOAL, SHE DID LIKE A POP-LOCKING MOVE.
LIKE POP-POP POW! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY COULD DO
THAT. >> I DID NOT THINK YOU'D BE A
HOCKEY FAN. WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME TO A GAME.
>> OH, YOU LIKE HOCKEY, SNOW MUFFIN?
>> I PLAYED A LITTLE BIT OF HOCKEY GROWING UP.
MAYBE I COULD TEACH YOU A COUPLE MOVES.
>> YOU ARE SO WHITE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU SOUND PRETTY CONFIDENT. I ALREADY GOT A FRIEND WHO SAID
THAT SHE'LL GIVE ME SOME POINTERS.
HEY, HILARY. YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YES!
YES, COLIN. THIS IS HILARY KNIGHT.
SHE JUST WON THE GOLD MEDAL FOR THE U.S. WOMEN'S HOCKEY TEAM.
YEAH! >> HI THERE, HILARY.
CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU.
I HEARD YOU PLAYED HOCKEY GROWING UP AND YOU'RE GOING TO
SHOW US SOME MOVES. >> WELL, I -- I MEAN, I PLAYED
RECREATIONAL, I DON'T THINK I COULD TEACH YOU ANYTHING.
>> I'D LOVE TO SEE SOMETHING. >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY.
SO DON'T BE TALKIN' ABOUT HOW YOU GONNA TEACH ME SOMETHING, I
HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE GOLD MEDAL OLYMPIANS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> GET IT?
>> YEAH, I GOT IT. >> DO YOU, COLIN?
DO YOU GOT IT. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION,
HILARY DO THIS WITH ME. >> WHO RUN THE WORLD?
>> GIRLS. >> WHO RUN THIS MOTHER?
>> GIRLS. >> HILARY, TELL COLIN WHAT I
TOLD YOU TO TELL HIM. >> COLIN, YOUS A BITCH.
>> HILARY KNIGHT AND LESLIE JONES, EVERYONE.
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