DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A FAN OF EXERCISE.
WELL, MOST PEOPLE AREN'T, BUT MOST PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT
EXERCISE IS, FOR THE MOST PART, PRETTY GOOD FOR YOU.
NOT DONALD TRUMP THOUGH, HE ACTUALLY THINGS EXERCISE IS
BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
THE NEW YORKER AND THE NEW YORK TIMES BOTH HAD EXAMPLES OF
HIM TALKING ABOUT HOW HE THINKS EXERCISE IS A BAD IDEA.
THEY GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES.
THIS IS FROM THE NEW YORKER: "OTHER THAN GOLF, HE
CONSIDERS EXERCISE MISGUIDED, ARGUING THAT A PERSON, LIKE
A BATTERY, IS BORN WITH A FINITE AMOUNT OF ENERGY."
DIDN'T THAT TELL YOU HE WANTS TO DISPUTE EVERYTHING THAT THE
OBAMA'S DID?
DIDN'T MICHELLE TALK ABOUT EXERCISE?
SO IT TURNS OUT, AND I HAD NO IDEA, HE HAS THOUGHT THIS
FOR A LONG LONG TIME, AND HE HAD SOMEBODY THAT HE WORKED
WITH THAT WAS GETTING READY FOR A TRIATHLON, HE WAS LIKE,
YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU JUST CUT OFF A COUPLE YEARS IN YOUR LIFE.
HE DIDN'T SAY THAT EXACTLY, BUT HE REALLY BELIEVES THIS.
AND YOU WONDER WHY MELANIA DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO THAT WHITE
HOUSE?
THERE'S MORE, THAT WAS JUST ONE EXAMPLE.
THERE WAS A BOOK WRITTEN CALLED TRUMP REVEALED, AND IT SAYS,
"AFTER COLLEGE, AFTER TRUMP --
TRUMP BELIEVE THE HUMAN BODY WAS LIKE A BATTERY, WHICH ñ
WITH FINITE ENERGY, WHICH EXERCISE ONLY DEPLETED, SO
WE DIDN'T WORK OUT.
WHEN HE LEARNED JOHN O'DONNELL, ONE OF HIS TOP CASINO
EXECUTIVES, WAS TRAINING FOR AN IRONMAN TRIATHLON, HE
ADMONISHED HIM, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE YOUNG BECAUSE OF THIS."
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GET ANY DUMBER.
YEAH, THAT'S ñ BUT IT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE OF COURSE,
ALL THE WOMEN AT THE BEAUTY PAGEANTS, WHEN HE BARGED IN ON
THE DRESSING ROOM OF THE TEEN BEAUTY PAGEANTS, WHICH IS
ALMOST THE WORST THING HE'S EVER DONE.
YOUNG GIRLS, HE'S JUST LIKE, I OWN THE THING, I CAN DO IT.
IT'S JUST DISGUSTING IN EVERY WAY, AND THE THINGS HE SAID
WITH BILLY BUSH, AND HIS WIVES.
HERE'S WHO WORKS OUT: MELANIA.
AND GOOD FOR HER, NOTHING I SAY HERE SHOULD BE CONSTRUED AS
ANYTHING NEGATIVE IN ANY WAY ABOUT MELANIA.
BUT THE WAY THAT THIS GUY HAS TALKED ABOUT WOMEN, AND
DISCUSSED WOMEN, YOU KNOW ñ SO, SOME WOMAN, MELANIA IS LIKE, I
AGREE DONALD, SHOULDN'T EXERCISE ANYMORE, IT DEPLETES MY ENERGY.
YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY WHEN MELANIA GAINS 6 POUNDS?
HE'S GOING TO BE GROSSED OUT ABOUT IT, BECAUSE HE'S GROSSED.
LOOK AT WHAT HE SAID ABOUT ROSIE.
HE HAS TALKED ABOUT WOMEN'S WEIGHT SO ME DIFFERENT TIMES.
HERE'S HOW PEOPLE LOSE WEIGHT, THEY EAT LESS AND THEY WORK OUT.
IT'S REALLY THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
WHAT'S REALLY INTERESTING IS ABOUT HOW JUDGMENTAL HE IS OF
THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OF OTHER PEOPLE, NOT JUST WOMEN, MEN
INCLUDED, AND HE HAS NO ABILITY TO REFLECT ON HIMSELF.
HE GENUINELY THINKS HE IS A GOOD-LOOKING DUDE, AND IT'S
AMAZING, THAT LEVEL OF UNEARNED CONFIDENCE IS PRETTY AMAZING.
THERE WAS A STORY, THEY DON'T LET PEOPLE TAKE SHOTS OF
HIM PLAYING GOLF.
PART OF THE REASON IS, HE WAS OKAY IN THOSE TAILORED
SUITS, BUT WHEN YOU SEE HIM PLAYING GOLF, HE LOOKS TERRIBLE.
WHEN THEY SNEAK IN A SHOT, BECAUSE THEY HAD TO GET IT
THROUGH A WINDOW.
HE IS WEARING A GOLF SHIRT, AND HE'S GOT A BELT, AND WHAT
DO YOU KNOW, HE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO WAS MAYBE NOT THE MOST
FIT GUY EVER TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, CONTRARY
TO WHAT HIS DOCTOR SAID.
TO BE FAIR, HE'S NOT THE PLEADING IS BATTERY.
IT'S A FINITE AMOUNT OF ENERGY, YOU CAN'T INCREASE IT, YOU
JUST DECREASE IT.
THAT'S SCIENCE.
IT'S INSANE.
I DO WANT TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE EXCERPT FROM THE NEW YORK
TIMES, BECAUSE IN THIS THERE IS A TINY BIT OF TRUTH AND I
WANT TO GET TO IT.
"TRUMP SAID HE WAS NOT FOLLOWING ANY SPECIAL DIET OR
EXERCISE REGIMEN FOR THE CAMPAIGN.
ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WORK OUT ALL THE TIME, THEY'RE GOING FOR KNEE
REPLACEMENTS, HIP REPLACEMENTS, THEIR DISASTER, HE SAID.
HE EXERTS HIMSELF FULLY BY STANDING IN FRONT OF AN
AUDIENCE FOR AN HOUR, AS HE JUST DID.
THAT'S EXERCISE."
SO, IT DOES DEPEND ON WHAT TYPE OF EXERCISE YOU DO.
I LOVE RUNNING, BUT RUNNING IS HURTING MY KNEES, THERE'S
NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
IT WOULD BE A LIE IF I SAID THAT ALL EXERCISE IS PERFECT FOR
YOUR BODY AND THAT THERE ARE NO NEGATIVES.
SOMETIMES, IF YOU ARE DOING, WHAT IS THAT CULTLIKE, BOOT
CAMP THING THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO DO?
SCIENTOLOGY BOOT CAMP?
CROSSFIT, THERE WE GO.
CROSSFIT IS A CULT?
A LITTLE BIT.
WHERE THEY LIFT THE THINGS.
CROSSFIT IS REALLY HARD ON YOUR BODY.
THERE ARE BENEFITS, BUT ALSO SOME DOWNSIDES IF YOU ARE
NOT LIFTING THE WAYS PROPERLY, BUT OVERALL EXERCISE IS
GOOD FOR YOUR BODY.
REGULAR PHYSICAL ACTIVITY CAN PREVENT DEMENTIA, TYPE II
DIABETES, SOME CANCERS, DEPRESSION, HEART DISEASE,
AND OTHER, SERIOUS CONDITIONS.
I DON'T SEE THE ACADEMY OF REAL COLLEGES WITH ANYTHING IN
THERE ABOUT BATTERY DEPLETION.
DEMENTIA, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIM,
HE IS NOT EXERCISING.
SELLING BULLSHIT IS AN EXERCISE, THAT MUST BE EXHAUSTING.
IF YOU DON'T DO PHYSICAL ACTIVITY, IT GIVES YOU
ABOUT ONE THIRD OF THE EFFECT OF SMOKING.
YOU KNOW HOW DEVASTATING SMOKING IS FOR YOU, AND ACTUALLY
NOT EXERCISING IS SIMILAR TO THAT, BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE ARE HAVING A REAL CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS.
IT IS OBVIOUSLY ASININE, FROM AN OBVIOUSLY ASININE DUDE, BUT
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SOLVED IT.
IF REGULAR PHYSICAL ACTIVITY CAN PREVENT DEMENTIA, AND HE
HAS NOT HAD REGULAR PHYSICAL ACTIVITY, I'M NOT SAYING
ANYTHING, I'M JUST SAYING.
I LIKE THAT OBAMA POINT TOO.
MICHELLE OBAMA SAID WORK OUT?
DON'T WORK OUT, IT'S BETTER FOR YOU.
HIM AND THAT GUY FROM NEW JERSEY WITH THE BIG MANGINA.
CHRIS CHRISTIE.
THEY CAME FOR THE EXERCISE.
REMEMBER?
HE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS ANTI-MICHELLE OBAMA EATING
A HEALTHY LUNCH?
IT'S RIDICULOUS AT THIS POINT.
WHAT DID THE OBAMA'S DO?
WE ARE NOT DOING THAT.
MICHELLE OBAMA, SHE'S THE FIRST LADY, IT'S THE MOST TEPID
THING IN THE WORLD.
LET'S TRY AND HAVE OUR KIDS EAT HEALTHY, AND THEY ARE LIKE, NO!
DONALD TRUMP TOOK ONE LOOK AT CHRIS CHRISTIE AND HE WAS LIKE,
THAT DUDE'S GOT A FULL BATTERY.