antoine and i are in lake tahoe checking out a 27-foot salvo
oh wow this is dope yeah it's a 1972 catalina that looks to be in pretty good condition
but before i can put an anchor down on this deal i'm gonna need to see how it sells
i think captain has a good ring to it captain chum melee okay what are all the terms you need to know
to be the captain of a sailboat well you have to first you have to know how to control the boom
this is the boom yeah and then the mast okay so we got the boom and the mask and the nice thing with
this boat is you have a wheel most of them have a tiller oh yeah oh yeah does that make it easier to
drive it does yes so basically he can do this by himself he could yes great not recommended though
yes you and your dog you could be out on on the boat together you and pinkie running pinkie yes
i'd rather be with pinkie than you trump why are you interested in yourself because i'm a sea man
the old man was a sea man i know i want to be like the old man and be out on the open waters and if
you can sell your own boat that's one less bill because you don't have to pay for a captain that
sounds good do you think we can take a stop and uh jump in maybe do a little snorkeling oh sure
yeah so antoine you can help with the the main halyard the one on your right i love snorkeling
he's right what are you doing where did you get this outfit from this is my wetsuit i
got you this hat all right for what because i don't want you to get burned by the sun
ready
how's the water perfect chum get your crazy ass back on the boat
there you go you got it my hands are so close
that was freezing antoine holy crap i need to get some dried clothes on and head back and warm
up before we talk about this negotiation because boy i can't even talk i'm so cold
all right what a ride that was fun it was it was pretty freaking awesome i mean i know what
it's like to be a captain now it sells great on the water i give you that um minus a little bit
of paint and you know a little glue and some elbow grease i think it's in great condition
definitely what i need to further my scuba and snorkeling career
all right the big question man what's the golden ticket how much do you want
um asking seven for it um
i think that's just a little too much for me though because i am gonna have to do you know
the minor work and i'm gonna have to get it out of the water back to vegas would you do 34
would you meet me part way like at 45
would you do 38 you know considering you have to get it back to vegas i'd do 38. we got a
deal then got a deal all right all right all right let's go over here and we'll work out the details
see antoine that's how you buy a boat i got the boat it's beautiful i can't wait
to enjoy it with rick he can be my first mate but he's gonna have to take that up with antoine
tie it off first don't get ahead of yourself bro it's too much it's not even enough rope
it's enough rope it's 100 feet after i bought the boat i realized i was gonna need somewhere
to park it and since it's such a beauty what a better place than right in front of the pawn
shop all right start right there tie it off wait wait wait wait wait we got 27 feet that
this boat needs to fit in here bro this rope is all tangled up grab the end right there now
pull it through yep there you go all right stop what kind of insanity do you guys have going on
what's going on here is i need a spot to park your 27-foot cell boat that i just bought you
oh my god come on pull this up a little no no no what's the boat this is a prime
sailboat the guy was asking 10 grand for it i was like a shark in this deal rick
and i smell blood in the water i spent 3 800 on a sailboat rick and it's a bargain we have
multiple problems here all right first off i can only imagine what kind of boat it is
if it only costs 3 800 it's nice i don't want a 27 foot sailboat because you have to tow it and
store it and everything else like that and in the end i will lose money oh you're gonna make money
like this okay you are supposed to be a manager if you handle this we're not gonna have a boat
in the parking lot put the boat somewhere and where i'd like you to put it i really can't say
just take that cone move it over there and when he leaves just put it back all right
yeah he's talking about the boat's got to go somewhere no just put him right here
all right move the cone over there i guess why i got to move it down well then don't
do it and i'll do it we're here all right meet me halfway look this is what help looks like