do you have your parents phone number
I'd like to call them why I just want to
see if they're able to abort you who do
you think you are not answering my phone
calls you should have known you think
you're so much better than me do you you
[ __ ] yeah I wonder how tall are you
how tall are you I'm in four foot eight
[Laughter]
oh that feels so good to say my what
what did you just say to me your way you
want to say that a bit louder
I told stirring you you'd know if I was
torturing you are you not a [ __ ] yeah
exactly
[Applause]
it can't be helped I guess it's not
often you're on a call with a [ __ ] the
[ __ ] did you just say to me I said same
goes to me I can't believe I'm actually
talking it's a [ __ ] right now I could
have just sworn you got a sworn you just
called me a [ __ ] now why would you go
and do something stupid like that
you're funny I like you you got a bit of
kick to you what are you a leprechaun
with a mouse what I am the people just
pet you when they walk by you in the
street I wouldn't mind some touch right
now you know that would be really nice
some nice comforting sure I'm sure you
don't get much human attention being how
scary leprechauns are down here yeah
how's the weather down there yeah step
on me please laughs laughs louder I
can't hear the enjoyment in your there
we go
that's what I thought Megan aah stop
stop okay do you have any questions for
me maggot I don't know do you have any
questions for a maggot like me have you
ever wanted to slay Titans with me yeah
well tell if we don't accept my jets I'm
a very average height male your height
again sir that doesn't matter what my
height is you know five three you know
it's funny why would you laugh you are
laughing at my previous joke right I
know I'm a great captain you'd be
[ __ ] lucky to have me protecting your
ass thanks thank you appreciate it I am
very appreciated of you I really put my
life in your hands and I would yes I
would gladly take it for you thank you I
I can't do anything by myself so I would
really appreciate it if you could like
show me the rope must be hard doing
things in life when you're a [ __ ] yeah
you know I'm sure you would understand
that - I wouldn't why would I understand
that I get a sworn you just called me a
[ __ ] no that's what I thought maggot
from now on you can't talk unless I give
you permission to talk you why did you
just talk
did I say you could talk why are you
talking still stop talking I didn't say
you could talk
did I say you could breathe
no stop breathing stop that annoying
okay did I say you could no no so don't
talk stop talking just be quiet okay no
you can talk okay thank you good Maggie
oh you're a [ __ ] Magus and mm my
favorite time maybe a maggot
I like the sound of that no no do you
get to decide the catchphrases no I do
okay okay my life's in your hands
that's what I said do you have anything
else you want to ask for me give me
advice I wouldn't know I'm not a [ __ ]
who the [ __ ] do you think you're talking
to
you think I'm Celine Dion no I'm your
worst [ __ ] nightmare green Dion's an
icon you know you're talking to me like
we're an equal I don't really like that
a worm like you should know your place
you talk to me with respect I think
we're done here aren't we
I would be glad to join the team with
you but me what team what team yeah
that's pretty good
all right you got me hello rule number
one of the call I talk when I'm talking
you don't talk got it okay did I say you
could talk
that's not how this works Magus you talk
when I say you can talk well fine I'll
just go then that's what I thought now
listen when I talk that's what I thought
now firsts first Oh
you ready for the first piece of
business what is this heresy you wrote
in your email do you want to read it out
loud for you so you can understand how
much of a [ __ ] idiot you are my
cleaning skills keep all the Titans out
the door and they're like it's better
than yours damn right it's better than
yours okay first off that was terrible
secondly Levi you thought you could
clean better than me shorty you make me
laugh you want to be the very best that
no one ever was are you incapable of
talking English without making song
references Maggie really and then you
are and then you have the audacity to
add that you love me who the [ __ ] do you
think you are you're a piece of trash
[Music]
you know if I was cleaning
I would certainly clean up you and put
you in the trash and incinerate it and
then use those ashes to feed to Titans
and then chop up their excrement and
feed them to your parents for even
giving birth to you say that again
maggot go on I dare you leave I don't
have to get other people to clean up for
me I clean up for everyone else what do
you want about cleaning is meditation
cleaning helps the soul if you don't
clean you aren't a person why are you
judging me for my cleaning habits are
you implying that I do maybe I can't
help it if the nozzle looks that way it
looks at me like oh god oh oh oh Windex
I mean stop stop bringing the Windex in
the call telling me you have a strange
pink no what do you would you like
shipping little boys with grown men is
that your thing too
it's [ __ ] disgusting do you have your
parents phone number I'd like to call
them why I just want to see if they're
able to abort you oh I know ways I know
many ways yeah did you say eat me to
that height oh I can feed you to all the
Titans well that would be too easy you
need Aaron Aaron if no he'd spit you out
you know is that a [ __ ] innuendo did
you really just make a ship Aaron and
Levi joke it to my face
yes you better close your doors tonight
when you're sleeping oh good it makes it
easier for me I won't have to knock down
your door you know it's really hard when
everyone's so sassy to you and you just
you just want to help sass them but
they're over the phone and they know
that you can't kill them and it's it's
horrible I hate you I'm done here I'm
done with you what do you have anything
to keep me interested
very fresh bottle of mindful Oh get the
[ __ ] out of here
you think I'm easy like that they're
gonna fall for your stupid games
you