I love that we have a cutout right behind you, Andy,
of a woman who just doesn't seem
to be enjoying the show that much,
to be honest with you.
She's holding a pop doll and has like,
a caricature shirt of us.
[Conan] Yeah.
I don't know.
So she's clearly a big fan,
she just doesn't love this episode of the show.
Right, or she just needs a medication change.
That's always a possibility.
[Conan] Yeah okay, and the guy next to you.
Oh, this guy?
[Conan] Well no, well first of all him, yeah.
Talk about him needing a medication change.
Yeah.
Even this kinda, I mean, it stinks.
(laughing)
It smells sweaty.
Even the cardboard thing stinks.
[Conan] Even the cardboard smells like sweat.
Yeah.
Once again, I just have to say,
I am thrilled that so many of our fans sent in photos
allowing us to make cardboard cutouts
and fill our audience.
They really all seem like lovely people,
except for one.
Caleb.
(ominous music)
I just despise Caleb.
I'm up here working hard,
trying to entertain America during a pandemic,
and everyone's happy except Caleb.
Thinks he's so much better than me.
Looking down his nose at the performing chimp up on stage.
Oh Caleb.
I think I hate you more than anyone in this crowd,
with the possible exception
of that guy.
Jordan.
Why, why did we put a cutout of Jordan in the crowd
pretending to be an illusionist?
What?
Andy, what would possibly be the point?
The only upside to this quarantine
is that I don't see Jordan regularly.
We went to the trouble, somebody,
to have a cardboard cutout of Jordan
put in the crowd to glower at me.
Yes.
Well actually, it's funny
because the cardboard cutout is far more productive
than the actual Jordan.
[Conan] Yeah, the actually Jordan.
Look at him!
The actual Jordan does so little.
Yet the cardboard cutout is just
kicking ass and taking names.