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never have I ever never have I ever is a
party game where a group of French each
put up three fingers one person says
something they have never done and
whoever has done it puts a finger down
if no one puts a finger down you must
put one down when you're out of fingers
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never having ever been to like you
actually have a relationship with you or
they're not gonna hate you I mean I've
been playing time alright guys so right
now we've planted a walkie talkie into a
stuffed animal in pokies room and she's
streaming right now we're ready we're
ready
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so I was in New York City my friends and
I we had like this thing in college we'd
all get together and go like to one
place grew in the Bronx there's my
friend went to Florida and rent this bar
call it bar so like shot to like one
dollar you twist get really [ __ ] up
of course I'm super [ __ ] up and then
the bathroom line is super long so of
course I'm like I'm gonna go outside
find an alleyway it's New York City
there's hobos everywhere there's no
chance I get in trouble for this yeah
I'm not really thinking this logically
actually at the time but so I go I walk
down what I think is an alleyway and I
just start peeing but what it was was
actually like this side entrance to a
bar another bar and this is big glass
window that apparently can just see me
peeing
so the lady who's like the hostess or
whatever comes out there she's like what
the [ __ ] you do I start freaking out at
me
I don't just I'm you know Pierce
blackout drunk at this point I'm
probably looking sore you know and then
out of nowhere this dude rounds the
corner like full [ __ ] sprint [ __ ]
his fist back and just tries to punch me
in the face
I legitimately brownout like I don't
remember what happened for the next like
10 seconds like when I come to you like
next conscious memory I have is be
jogging back to my bar and like I don't
know what happened I don't know how I
lost the guy and then I tell my
Brenda so I'm like do some douche ready
punch me the face at this other bar and
he's like that's the Albanian mods bar
if they would have beat the [ __ ] out of
you and maybe killed you all right
what's my stories another it's not
better than that basically in college we
found out that in our dorm we could get
to the rooftop and this was like a Duke
building so I was like I don't know like
six floors up right and we would bring a
foldable table up and we would play beer
pong on the roof and we're like hey this
is fun it's cool and obviously at some
fancy you're like [ __ ] I need a feed so
I was like well I'm on the roof I don't
want to like go downstairs everyone
knows and and then go back it was like
it's way too much trouble right so I'm
like I'm gonna be smart I'm just gonna
pee off the roof right and play okay all
right I'm gonna do this hold water
plants I don't need it the way it's
great so assertive you and I realized
that their construction workers better
below man oh and I don't pee on them but
they notice and so then so then I hear
oh what the
and then the scurry back with Mike and
screaming like so don't know my story
yeah look sometimes you're put into
experienced situations and you just have
never
are you playing fat you're just down to
one with us never have I ever been this
is world geography this isn't like I
never have I ever punched a female
wasn't like Chris Brown
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she was like she was like and I was like
stop can you demonstrate on you got any
nut off
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they came like banging down on the door
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never have I ever
HP the lottery games I definitely don't
think it wasn't have like a week
so the one time I like I remember really
well about a kind of rage but it was
like we were playing a game and we were
losing pretty bad it was League and I
would have like played it out normally
but then my friends were like hey we're
gonna go get food for lunch in their
life you want to come and I was like
yeah I'll go get food with you guys so
so just leaving the game I was like my
mom just died for that only JH quitting
the like specifically quitting on appeal
well definitely rage quit other times
though you've done that oh well I do
what they gave us the pulley over that's
well then you can't say way you can't
say that
never have I ever is your attempt to try
to stay alive so you just killed
yourself I'm coming back up I'm yeah yes
you was I bombed me
all right well no what's finger went
down so that means yours goes down
never have I ever done illegal drugs so
college me it was in a very exploratory
phase okay so I'll just step in top so
yeah so we were we're gonna go watch
this show from Major Lazer who is like
an electronic artist it was a great time
right and Major Lazer is like telling
the crowd to do things you know it's
like hi people up you're like you look
like jump above the wall like all that
stuff and it starts to get a little
weird because at some point he goes
everybody take your shirts off and
everyone took their shirts off and the
thing was is that right next to me it
was like a group of like frat dudes and
they were all shirtless
and then they all decided that it was a
really good idea to start chest bumping
and so while I was intoxicated on this
thing all I'm hearing on my right side
is a bunch of wet bodies as they're
jumping up and down to the music and I
couldn't ignore it because of this this
thing that I was on those making me
hyper focus on it so all I could see in
slow motion in my mind where these [ __ ]
chips making these sounds never have I
ever had someone who festive fillings me
these guys love you there we go
I feel like every girl has had like that
kind of thing
okay well it's if I'm at one what are
you at - holy [ __ ] we got eight men
don't have a very uneventful life
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