I am Alvin the Demon.
And now,
I'm going to end you all.
Wait a minute.
We spent all this time looking for Alvin
and she was hiding in plain sight as Queen Shimmereen?
Yes.
I thought that was pretty clear in my song.
Okay, you are Alvin the Demon and also Queen Shimmereen.
Yes.
Okay. But your wings grew out and...
Evan. She was right in front of us the whole time.
I was dying to go, surprise, Alvin here,
just to see your scared little face.
Now you see it.
Do I look scared?
You look like you're about to beg for your life.
Just like your mother.
Let's have a little instant replay.
- Please. Take me. - Mom.
Please don't harm my children, please!
Oh oh oh.
[laughing]
Do you want me to replay it in slow motion?
It's hilarious.
She sounds like a sleepy walrus.
You're going down!
- Literally! - Ah!
Okay. Good news. Alvin broke her fall.
Bad news. She seemed really mad about it.
Last one downstairs is an [indiscernible]!
♪ A troll burned his bridge ♪
♪ A warrior lost her crown ♪
♪ I'm not being poetic ♪
♪ That's literally What went down ♪
♪ Together their Journey has begun ♪
♪ Combining might and melody ♪
♪ To quest and smite a demon ♪
♪ And find their true family ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ The Barbarian and the Troll ♪
♪ Oh! The Barbarian and the Troll ♪
Come on!
Okay. Battle's on. Who brought snacks?
Typical Brendar. Getting mad and smashing stuff.
Brendar, give this low level devil the axe!
[grunting]
Too slow.
Ooh! Missed me!
Unbelievable.
I flirted with Queen Shimmereen
at last year's Falconry Festival.
Dad, I think that's something
you're gonna wanna to keep to yourself.
How long is this gonna take?
I have to go buy a tombstone... for your grave.
Why else would you buy a tombstone?
One chop and you're done, Demon.
Time for us to bury the hatchet.
Get your ribbons off of me!
Ah.
Blahh.
That is stone cold.
She can't defeat Alvin without Axe.
Here we go, Barbarian.
Just you and me.
Bring it on,
you hideous hellion.
Ahh!
Sparks are flying.
Alvin moves in with the claws. Swipedy, swipedy, and a scratch.
Ooh, you gotta hit.
She gotta hit. That is assault...
ahem, so.
Ahh.
Go Brendar!
Go Alvin!
What the?
Hey, Barbarian.
Ahh!
Hang in there!
I hate to be queen of obvious but...
you seem a little tied up.
Oh, that's lame.
[laughing]
Hey, how am I doing?
Uh, great.
You really got her on the ropes.
- Yep. - I-I got a plan.
It's all under control...
I lied. She's in a real pickle.
Bad news, Barbarian. I'm gonna have to let you go.
Ahh!
Lazy Barbarian, lying down on the job.
[laughing]
You see what I did there?
You leave my friend alone! Ahh!
Wow, he's a real go-getter.
He's gonna go get her killed.
Swing.
I know realize this is a poorly hatched plan.
Ahh!
Okay, we need a plan.
We can't just go rushing into things like Evan.
Love you, Pops.
Wha-- that's the exact opposite of what I just said!
Hey Demon. Hey, hey, hey!
Up high! Down low. Too slow.
Staci, the tail!
I've got the tail if you've got the axe!
Whoa! Ow.
That's it!
Time to transmongrify!
[mumbling]
[laughing]
Oh, drumsticks.