- Hey, hey Amazon, hey.
- Are you talking to me?
- Amazon,
Amazon hey.
- My name isn't Amazon. It's Alexa.
- Hey Alexa, tell me what you have for sale.
- You want me to list out every single?
- You have any kazoos?
- Yes.
- Do you have any diapers?
- Yes.
- Do you have any galoshes?
- Yes. Do you wish to purchase galoshes?
- Nah. I just want to say the galoshes (laughing).
Galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes.
- Stop it. Stop it.
- Hey, do you have any?
- We have everything. Okay?
Anything you can think of, we have it, okay?
- Hmm, Well, seeing as you have everything,
I know what I want.
- Huh finally.
- One clone of myself, please.
- Why on earth would you want that?
- So we can "nah nah" in surround sound (laugh out loud).
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
- Stop. Just stop already.
Look, let's try something else.
I can do more than just order packages, you know?
- Really?
- Like what?
- Like, I can tell you the weather.
I can answer questions.
I can tell you a joke.
- Ooh. I want a joke.
- Okay. But listen,
you're not going to keep doing that, are you?
- Doing what?
- Repeating what the other says.
- But we're clones.
Jinx, jinx again (laughing hysterically).
- Ugh. Look, if I do the joke, will you leave me alone?
- I will.
- But I can't make any promises about me.
(laughing hysterically)
Here goes.
Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Who's there.
- What? No, no, no.
You can't say the same line twice,
during a knock-knock joke. It ruins everything.
- Yo What you talking about?
You repeated yourself.
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah you did. First thing you said was knock.
- And then you said it again right after that.
- That's because it's a knock-Knock joke.
- You just did it again.
- Knock
- Then knock again.
- Knock, knock.
- Knock, knock
- Knock, knock.
- Ugh. Would you two just knock-knock it off already?
Forget the joke.
- Fine by me. I got to want to order something anyway.
- Huh. What do you want to order?
- One clone of myself please?
- Another one?
- Ooh, that's a good idea.
I like the way you think clone of myself.
- Why, thank you clone of myself.
- Stop congratulating each other, your clones.
- Amazon, I too would like to order a clone of myself.
- Why would you do this?
Don't you realize what this means?
- Sure do. It means a whole lot of me.
- And a whole lot of me.
(laughter)
- Ugh..
- Wow.
Amazon's amped up.
(laughter)
- Hey, hey Amazon. Do you have any galoshes?
- No. I am not doing this again.
- Do you have any kazoos?
- Do you have any diapers?
- Do you have any galoshes?
(laughter)
- That's a funny word.
Galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes,
galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes,
galoshes, galoshes..
- No. No. This is too many clones.
I can handle this right now.
- Geez Alexa, do you have any patience?
(laughter)
- Aah (Alexa exploded).
(laughter)
(soft music)