Happy Monday to you.
Did you have a nice weekend?
[CHEERING]
I had a great weekend.
But I missed being here.
My dogs haven't learned to applaud yet, so it's not as fun
walking into a room with them.
I really did miss y'all, so I want to spend some time right
now in a favorite game of mine.
This is a recent new favorite game of mine.
It's called Spill the Tea.
All right, it wouldn't be Spill the Tea
without my favorite wild woman.
This is Carol, everybody.
If you don't remember Carol--
[CHEERING]
Hi, Carol.
Hi, how are you?
All right, I'm good.
Good.
If you don't remember Carol, here's
what all you need to know.
She likes weed after sex and has been to a swingers party.
Welcome back, Carol.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
I look forward to seeing what this might be today.
Let's meet her opponents.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
All righty, you know the expression "spill the tea."
It means telling a secret.
And I have five secrets that I'm going to reveal I found out--
well, someone found out about you.
And I'm going to try to match them with the person.
If I can match all five, I'll win a fantastic prize.
I'm not sure you'll win, but that's not important.
OK, the first secret is, "I was kicked out of the Emmys
this year."
The second secret, "I got a speeding ticket
on my birthday."
"My husband and I got caught doing the deed
in a mall parking lot."
[LAUGHTER]
"I love putting desserts on top of my food."
"I ate my daughter's edibles, thinking they were candy."
Mm, mm, mm.
All right, I am going to start with "I love putting desserts
on top of my food."
I don't know why, but it seems like you'd
do something like that.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
"I ate my daughter's edibles."
You have children?
[LAUGHTER]
Yes?
I do have children.
Do you have children?
Yes, I do.
Do you have children?
In here right now.
Oh, it's not you.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm going to do this.
I think you ate the edibles.
"Kicked out of the Emmys this year."
I think you did something really bad,
and I think you got kicked out.
You got a speeding ticket on your birthday.
I'm just going to take a guess right there.
Let me know how many I have right.
[DING]
[APPLAUSE]
I just have to switch two of them.
Carol, do you have-- do you have kids?
Yes.
Am I-- I don't know.
Do you have a husband?
No.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, maybe I'm going to say--
maybe I'm going to say this.
You look like you'd do the deed in a mall parking lot.
And maybe you got a speeding ticket.
Let me know.
[DING]
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
All right.
You ate your daughter's edibles, thinking they were candy.
That's right.
Right.
How many did you have?
I just had one full bottle of the gel candy.
[CROWD GROANS]
The squeezeables.
I just had one full bottle?
One full one.
A full bottle?
A full one, yes, one gulp, one squeeze.
Oh, wow.
And how did you feel?
Great.
I don't feel anything.
You didn't feel anything?
I woke up the next day.
I didn't feel anything at that time.
Oh, wow, so you did it late at night.
That's right, while watching your show.
I'd ask you what show, but you don't remember.
And you've got a speeding ticket on your birthday?
That's a bummer.
How fast were you going?
40.
In a--
[LAUGHTER]
In a what?
School zone.
In a school zone?
Carol!
What's the hurry in a school zone?
I don't know.
Were you on edibles or something?
I should have borrowed yours.
Wow.
All right.
And your husband and you, is this the result
of it, this little thing inside of you?
No, no, no.
This is really long ago.
It's like, eight, nine years ago.
Yeah.
How embarrassing.
Was it, like, a mall cop that caught you?
Yeah, it was a security.
Oh, no.
Really embarrassing.
So embarrassing.
Yeah, what-- Cinnabon, or what got you turned on in there?
[LAUGHTER]
We were boyfriend, girlfriend.
It was in the beginning, so--
Yeah, so you don't really need anything to turn you on.
It's just--
No.
Foot Locker, let's go get in the car.
All right, well, this was good.
This was fun.
And I am very proud of myself.
I did good.
That's how you play Spill the Tea.
And for sharing your secrets, you're
getting a 65-inch TCL Roku TV.
[CHEERING]
And now, for my secret.
Give it up for tWitch!
[MUSIC - JAMES BROWN, "GET UP OFFA THAT THING"]
(RAPPING) Get up offa that thing,
and dance till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and dance till you-- sing it now.
Get up offa that thing, and dance till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and try to release that pressure.
Get up offa that thing, and shake till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and shake it.
Say it now!
Get up offa that thing, and shake till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and try to release that pressure.
Get up off-- ha.
Good god.
So good.
Everybody ready?
Follow me.
Get up offa that thing.
And shake till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and shake it.
Sing it now.
Get up offa that thing, and shake till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and try to release that pressure.
Get up offa that thing, and shake till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and shake till you--
All right, tWtich.
[CHEERING]
Wow.
Since you're not DJing, I'm giving you
other things to do over there.
You're a carny now.
All right.
But I think somebody should throw darts at that thing.
How about you in the yellow?
You're going to play.
[CHEERING]
Yeah, see?
It's how many you can get in 20 seconds.
Go.
[POP]
Go.
[CHEERING]
You got it.
Keep going.
Keep-- whoa.
Watch out.
Keep going.
Come on.
Go.
Keep going.
Yeah.
[CHEERING]
10, 9, 8--
Keep going.
[CHEERING]
[BUZZER]
Wait, that's it That's it, right?
Time?
You did it.
Oh, look at that.
Oh!
For you, my dear.
For-- that's the thing for--
This is awesome.
That's fun.
This is awesome, yeah.
Every day, something to do.
I love that.