>>> TOMORROW THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS WILL ATTEMPT TO WIN
THEIR FIFTH SUPER BOWL TITLE. HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS THE
BIGGEST RED SOX FAN WE KNOW, BOSTON RED SOX SLUGGER --
>> HEY, COMO ESTAS! ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUPER
BOWL? >> I AM, I'M EXCITED.
I MIGHT HAVE SOME PEOPLE OVER IF YOU WANT TO --
>> NO! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO BIG PAPI. >> YES?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF SUPER BOWL TRADITIONS YOU DO?
>> OH, YEAH, THIS GOING TO SHOCK YOU, MAN.
ACTUALLY, I DO A PRETTY BIG LUNGE.
>> YOU DO A BIG LUNGE. >> A BIG LUNGE FOR BIG PAPI!
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WE GOING TO HAVE --
MOFAMBO. WE GOING TO HAVE MOFONGO.
ARROZ CON FIDEOS. LANGOSTA CON MANTIQUILLA DE
CHICHARRON. Y COCOA DE YOGURT.
AND YOU KNOW YON MADDEN? >> JOHN MADDEN?
>> YOU KNOW, HE ALWAYS MAKE A TURDUCKEN.
THAT'S A TURKEY INSIDE A DUCK INSIDE A CHICKEN.
I MAKE A MOFUNGUIN. THAT'S A MOFONGO INSIDE A
CHICKEN INSIDE A PENGUIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT IS A BIG MOFONGO TOO, SO YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BIG-ASS
PENGUIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHERE ARE YOU GETTING A PENGUIN?
>> FROM THE ZOO, BRO. YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. HAPPY FEET, HAPPY IN STOMACH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, THEY DON'T -- THEY
DON'T -- NO. >> EATING PENGUIN.
>> NO ONE SAYS THAT. YOU'RE RETIRED FROM BASEBALL,
OBVIOUSLY. I'VE NOTICED YOU'RE DOING A LOT
MORE ADS ON TV. >> YEAH, I GOT A HUNGRY MOUTH TO
FEED, MAN, THIS ONE. THAT'S WHY I DO PRODUCT PLUGS.
>> YOU PLUG PRODUCTS ON TV? >> NO, NO, NO.
I TELL YOU WHICH PRODUCTS HAVE PLUGS.
LAMP. THAT'S-A GOT A PLUG.
TOASTER. THAT'S-A GOT A PLUG TOO.
HAMSTER WHEEL. THAT NO DON'T NEED A PLUG.
IT'S-A GOT A HAMSTER. YOU SEE IT'S VERY EDUCATIONAL.
>> I LEARNED A LOT. >> I ALSO DO ADS FOR LITTLE
SCISSORS. >> OH, LIKE LITTLE CAESAR'S
PIZZA? >> NO, NO, NO.
LITTLE SCISSORS. DO YOU WANT TO GIVE A HAIRCUT TO
A LITTLE BABY? OR CUT THE TOENAILS OF A PRIMA
DONNA IGUANA? REACH FOR LITTLE SCISSORS.
BUT DON'T GIVE TO IT A MONKEY. HE MIGHT CUT YOUR PEEPEE.
>> WOW. YEAH, THANKS, I CAN VISUALIZE
IT, THANK YOU. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY ADS RUNNING IN THE SUPER BOWL?
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I GOT ONE FOR A NEW SPONSOR.
A PRODUCT FOR EVERYBODY. >> EVERYONE, YEAH.
>> ARE YOU SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR BODY?
AND ARE YOU A MANATEE? WELL, WHY NOT WEAR A MANA-TEE?
A T-SHIRT A FAT MAN CAN WEAR WHEN HE GOES SWIMMING.
BUT IT NO HELP WITH THE BOAT PROPELLER.
[ AUDIENCE MOANING ] >> NO, NO, NO.
>> HEY, DO YOU KNOW HOW THE MANATEE GOT SO FAT?
>> NO, HOW? >> FROM EATING --
>> FROM EATING CON QUESO FRITO. IT'S A NO GOOD FOR MANATEES.
>> OR HUMANS. >> NO, NOT GOOD FOR ANYBODY.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY SUPER BOWL PREDICTIONS?
>> OH, YEAH. I PREDICT I'M GOING TO REALLY
ENJOY LADY HAHA. [ LAUGHTER ]
I TELL YOU THIS. I NEVER BET AGAINST THE FALCONS.
NOT AFTER FALCONS TORE MY COUSIN TO PIECES.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO!
IF I HAD TO PREDICT THE FINAL SCORE, I'D SAY FALCONS, ONE
COUSIN. PATRIOTS, ONE HUNDRED MOFONGO.
>> BIG PAPI, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]