Derw Derw!
Look Mami, I'm already going to be late for this interview
2 o'clock I was supposed to be there!
Oh I bloody hate Cardiff!
Just not my people
Listen Derw Derw!
Don't you go getting lost now on the way to Cardiff
End call
like you always do when you come to visit me-
But seriously though, we are very lost
Car! Set destination for Cardiff
Please speak quieter
Cardiff
Please speak quieter
How quiet do you want me to speak?!
Cardiff. Cardiff. Cardiff.
Did you mean the future?
No I did not mean the future
I meant Cardiff, as I said
Would you like to set the destination to the future?
No I would not
Setting destination for the future
I said nooooooooooooooooooo!
What the hell?
You have arrived at your destination
No I haven't!
This is the same stretch of road!
Wait...
We're sixteen minutes into the bloody future!
That's not helpful!
That's just bloody inconvenient if anything!
Fuck sake mun.
Right.
Take me to Cardiff, the fastest route
Setting destination for the future
That's not what I saaaaaaaaaaaaaid!!!
What the fuck?
You have arrived at your destination
Look, I'm the kinda guy who knows my sheep
and we've seen that one thrice now!
This satnav is taking me round in circles
round the bend
up the wall
up the bumhole!
This is getting bloody ridiculous!
Takes 2 hours to get there!
We've been on the same stretch of road now for 2 hours!
And we've still got 2 hours to go!!
Please speak quieter
You can fuck right off!
I'm doing this the old fashioned way
asking for directions
O, excuse me!
Wait a minute-
Bugga
off! It's me!
Orite? I'm Derw Derw
Yes yes, but what the hell you doing out here then?
What happened was. Craziest thing ever.
I broke down.
Well, I suppose you better get in then
You know?
If we're both going for the same interview
I think it's only fair if I get the job
As I'm the driver
No to be fair that is fair enough
Cool
Who is this now?
Excuse me, which way is it to Cardiff?
That's where I'm heading actually
Me too!
Well, I suppose you better get in then
No traffic on route
What do you bloody hell call that then?!
Mami was right, we're never going to get to Cardiff!
If that's not traffic, what is it? My arsehole?!
Game over! That's what it bugga is!
Bank holiday bloody Monday?!
2 o'clock! 2 o'clock?!
This isn't the first time this has happened either!
It's been four years of driving!
Shoot me dead.
Back in my day there was never this many cars on the road!
I can bloody walk there quicker than this
Well bugga off then!
Bloody will!
Go on, the lot of you
Bugga off!
Yeah you and all!
Would you like to set a new destination?
What? And go further into the future?
We were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago!
Did you mean the past?
I didn't say anything like-?!
Wait
We could make it quarter past eleven?
Please speak quieter
I didn't even SCREEEEEGGGGCCHHHHHH!
Kill me!
Oh it's that fucking sheep again!!
Typical! You've only gone and broken the space time continuum!?
That's the last thing we need!!
Now?!
Hang about-
Gwlad o ddim ond un freuddwyd!
Tir o ddim ond un prick!
Whose ball is this?!
Ei enw yw Derw Derw!
Goroesodd ymosodiad alien!
Mae wir yn caru ei dŷ!
Torrodd y continwwm amser!
Whose shirt is this?
Bingo!
A sefydlu Cardiff Newydd!
Welcome Derw Derw!
To NEW CARDIFF!
You have arrived at your destination
Looks like I found my people after all
Looks like I found my people
After all.
Baaa!