Whats up people hope youre having an awesome day, Im your host Ayman Hasan and welcome
back to another video here at most amazing top 10.
Okay i feel like im really starting to understand our audience and demographic now, we just
love forbidden fruit we indulge in it.
This is exactly what happened to Adam and Eve and look how great that turned out.
They got snaked by a snake.
But anyway you guys really enjoyed part 1 so here i am.
Back again.
BUT before this video begins, this video it not safe for work, lets just say its not going
to be what you expected at all, keep an open mind, and i may have taken some liberties.
Okay exposing myself over, this is the Top 10 Cursed Words That You Should Never Say
- Part 2.
Starting us off with number 10 is Sard. and surprisingly enough i didnt even know this
word existed but it does and it has many meanings, a sard is a kind of reddy brown type of mineral
chalcedony (cal-seden-ee), its the name of a village, its the name of a japanese racing
team but the most important one is that in medieval times it was the f bomb.
And honestly we were naive in thinking other eras didnt have their version of fuck like
we do.
It even appeared in a 10th century Old English translation of the bible, the sentence was
dont sard another mans wife.
So it can be used as a noun and a verb.
Another personal favourite of mine is you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode
in on.
Because if youre gonna curse the person you may as well curse their horse too.
Go big or go home people.
The word probably died cause of overuse like fuck will one day.
Maybe the future generations will have their own version of the curse word who knows?
Coming in at number 9 is Zounderkite.
I know it sounds like im just making up random ass words you guys but these are all 100%
real i assure you.
Originating in the Victorian era Zounderkite was a curse word that essentially meant idiot.
Someone with little common sense, is clumsy and often makes very silly mistakes.
The origin of this word is German too which i feel is slightly obvious i mean it sounds
German.
A sentence example wouldve been say youre riding along in your horse drawn carriage
and someone overtakes you you can be like um hello get out of the way you zounderkite
or its my right of way you zounderkite.
Its versatile, the options are endless, i like it.
At number 8 we have Pizzle.
Which sounds like it could be the name of the next upcoming rapper like Lil Pizzle.
Im here for it.
But either way the word actually came from the german pesel and it meant sinew (sinyou).
But thats boring and it wasnt used like that after it was adopted, in Elizabethan England
Pizzle meant phallus.
And youd think only the commoners used the word but Shakespeare actually wrote it into
Henry the 4th part 1, Falstaff saying Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's
tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish!’ and i havent read that particular play of
his but this dude seems pissed.
Who hurt him?
Funnily enough Shakespeare itself was a slang word for pleasuring yourself so maybe he found
some humour in it all.
Either way we learn something new everyday.
Filling our number 7 slot is Bescumber.
Which sounds like what one of those rich landlords would say back in the day when theyre not
satisfied with something, like ugh henry that is simply bescumber.
Despite sounding very archaic its not THAT old, the curse word came about in the early
20th century and it means to spray poo on.
Or if you wanna get fancy to discharge or dung upon.
Because apparently we could dung on other people back then.
The sentence examples they gave with the word also cracked me up, “Pete always took an
unhealthy pleasure in any accidental bescumbering of unaware ramblers who dared cross his fields.”
safe to say i think our boy Pete has issues.
I feel like if we used this word these days itd be like a subtle flex, no one would know
you were cursing them out but you were.
Dont you just love being lowkey evil?
Now at number 6 is Gnashgab or smellfungus.
And honestly these words sound like a type of toe fungi or a type of wart but they are
far from it.
So gnashgab originated in the 18th century in Northern England and it was used to curse
out someone who finds faults in literally everything and just complained 24/7.
And im sure we all know many people like that, honestly if im having a really shit day i
too am a gnashgab but then put some food in me and im less gnashgabby.
And the exact same definition goes for smellfungus which is i think is a bit of a cop out curse
considering they probably just got lazy and put two words together.
Coming in at number 5 is Gobermouch (go-ber-moosh).
And trust me when i say we all know a gobermouch and if you dont then you are probably the
gobermouch of your group.
Originally an Irish term gobermouch is what you would call someone who just stuck their
nose in everything and meddle in everyones business.
Any in laws, landlords, handmaids, they were all probably gobermoushes.
If thats even the plural of the word i have no idea.
But the word also had another meaning, it was also used to refer to someone who wanted
to make someone elses life better against their will.
I dont know who wouldnt want their life to be better.
Like doesnt everyone want that?
Am i missing something here?
At number 4 is Stymphalist.
And despite having phalist at the end no this word has nothing to do with the nether region
of a mans body.
This curse word is probably the oldest one on the list, it originated in Greek mythology
in one of the 12 labours of Hercules.
He had to kill all the Stymphalian birds which were huge monstrous man eating birds that
had metal feathers and beaks and who produced the stinkiest, most toxic guano your brain
could wrap its head around.
Guano is poop in case anyone was unaware.
So based off that, a stymphalist was someone just smells really bad.
A person with BO. someone who needs to invest in deodorant.
Someone who clearly smells like stinky toxic shit.
Filling our number 3 slot is Tallowcatch.
Which sounds a lot more elegant than its meaning.
It sounds like equipment youd need for equestrian training like oh just pass my tallowcatch
will you im about to take Daisy for a ride.
But anyway Shakespeare actually made up this curse word for his character Falstaff in Henry
the 4th part 1 and then other people just starting saying it.
My guy William was a bit of a pottymouth i swear hes used like half the words on this
list.
Okay i dont know if this is a thing now but when i was in primary school the biggest insult
people would use against each other was stuff like yours mums fat.
Hey your mums obese.
Even know my mum is not but i still got riled anyway.
So i guess those insults rode the wave of tallowcatch because the word means fat as
hell.
It was derived from the word tallow ketch which literally means a barrel of fat.
So back then they were probably like hey edward yours mums a tallowcatch.
And then hed drop the mic.
Now at number 2 is Fustilarian.
Im sure many of us have experienced talking to a fuckboi or a player where you know the
whole thing is just a bust theyre just talking out of their ass and youre like give it a
rest.
Well thats what youd call a fustilarian.
A low stinkard or scoundrel that just talks and talks and talks and wastes your time.
In Romeo and Juliet im sure Rosaline would definitely be calling Romeo a fustilarian
to her friends i mean he just up and dropped her when he found someone better looking.
And funnily enough Shakespeare used this one too in Henry the 4th part 2, and its Falstaff
again coming in with "Away, you scullion!
You rampallion!
You fustilarian!
I'll tickle your catastrophe," like seriously who hurt you?
Which is weird because the name itself sounds almost good, like i could imagine someone
of high standing being a fustilarian.
Oh like whats your occupation, oh im a fustilarian.
Sounds boujee.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fustilarian And finally at number 1 is supercalifragilistic.
And i purposefully left this for number 1 because it is a big one.
This word is so cursed i honestly didnt even want to include it in the video because i
was scared, like i know i said all the words in the previous video and this one and it
was all well and good but this one i feel like i have to do some good luck ritual after
it or something.
Originating in the 18th century, the word meant supercalifragilisticing yourself, everyone
around you and specifically their mothers.
Its been known to bring bad omens to anyone who says it so if i never come back for another
video then you guys know its because i said supercalifragilistic and it caught up with
me.
I dont want to expand more because i can already feel the bad juju around me and im done.
Source: completely made up lol BUT THIS IS THE ONE THAT YOU HAVE TO BLEEP OUT EVERYTIME
I SAY supercalifragilistic CUS THEYRE NEVER MEANT TO KNOW WHAT THE WORD IS.
And thats it for todays video guys.
Bit unconventional, not exactly all cursed, but curse they definitely were.
Let me know what you guys thought and whether you would use any of these words in our time.
As always im your host Ayman Hasan and ill see you in the next one!
Byee.