hi there so i'm the kind of guy that makes a lot of puppets and at the end of each video i'm left with
puppets so many puppets often can't bear to part with them so i keep them in my uh
BOX OF NIGHTMARES
over the years my box of nightmares has grown from a medium-sized
cardboard box into four massive crates of nightmares so basically anything that isn't
sat behind me or anything that hasn't rotted away into nothing is kept inside these crates i haven't
looked through most of these crates in quite a long time so i thought it might be quite fun
to give you guys a guided a tour through these nightmares and jog my memory a bit
and try and remember what's inside so first i need to get them from my shed of nightmares
*smoke of nightmares*
so let's open up and see what's inside
*all the limbs*
ah a lot of limbs, i remember where these are from this is from the sleep paralysis demon he had a
wooden frame skeleton that those limbs fitted onto which i must have thrown away, this is his face
he's still okay i mean he's missing an eye but otherwise he's all right, what else we got so
we've got ditto from a really old video i made and then captain batter beard who
*GARGH*
still smells weird on the inside that hasn't rotted either i thought they'd be more rotting than this
we've got that thing that i don't think i ever used, a stomach, we've got one
of the heads from the lockdown buddy, one of the heads from the conference call
one of my favourites, dear face genuinely one of my favourites he's a little bit squashed they all
get a bit squashed, the antlers have started to tear a little bit and rot i mean that's a shame i could
patch him up though
oh kissy kissy oh I must have had something in his head to hold him up right
the hand from the alien christmas dinner, it's a little stop-motion hand that i made crawl along the worktop
okay there's actually quite a lot in this one there's oh there's an eyeless tape on terry
*wear the worm*
Ouch, I forget how uncomfortable they all are on the inside to actually work with he's definitely
started to rot and i must have reused his eyes for something else because he's got no eyes
then oh yeah the face of ditto okay this wasn't actually for a video this was for a halloween
fancy dress this was Ants In My Eyes Johnson i mean obviously the best costume ever the
most uncomfortable thing to wear all night the visibility on this and i actually went to a party
dressed like this, it's great, i've got skinny sam i think his name is he's actually really
small yeah it's tiny, oh there's the the flap heart, a screamy nip did i just have the
one screamy nip yeah i think i just made one screamy nip and must have used it on both
sides, this guy this popular character i mean that's some brilliant character design there
chicky lumps i got my little chicky lump guy look at him go. Man, I actually quite like how he looks
might keep him out he needs to stay out on display and i have the
oh it's full of soil why is it full of soil oh it's from you, you're reason there's so
much soil, this guy who I made from an actual log yeah that's gross the kind of things they're
probably still living in there oh man there's like a lot of spider webs in there it's probably
fine i mean there's a lot of just random wispy hairs oh no that's not, that's pikachu oh that's
it looks like roadkill pikachu that's terrifying he is very flat and covered in soil and i
forgot that i put this really sharp it's like a plastic bottle that i cut up to act as a base
i don't know why i did that i had to like squeeze my arm in past it to puppeteer him
and it was very sharp and i remember it cutting me i don't know why i did that i think it's cut
me again, there we go, this was my teeth hat and eyebrow set it's very nice i only actually put
teeth on one side because as you can imagine it took a long time to make all these teeth i only did
the teeth that were necessary only necessary teeth going for this box is like making me
feel like i'm slightly insane, mr peaks and his hand needs a hand, my teat beard, my beard of teats
*have I got something in my teats?*
that's um pretty grim that's just um just some teeth i mean i've just got some teeth i don't
know if i ever use them or why i have teeth i have a screaming sprout he's a little stop
motion puppet we have this absolutely disgusting fake stomach for tummy button tourist this is
the one that i glued onto my stomach and poured water out of this looks horrible
oh my god that's disgusting teeth mustache this is the face prosthetic from neighborhood cult
when i play the ian octagon supporter uh yeah this is not a very good face prosthetic
okay uh my pig nose from the interview another fantastic face prosthetic i haven't quite got
the hang of that this is a stocking this is my beautiful son look at him hello father you're so
handsome look at you oh i think one of your eyes is popping out there
*fatherly look of love*
a hand i think this is the hand of the flaps genie the flaps is sadly no more he rotted away i left
him in my shed after filming covered in baby oil as you do and he's rotted away to nothing
a meat whistle
*Meat toot*
works and then of course no box of nightmares is complete without
a plaster cast of your own face delicately put them all back in
*pack in those limbs*
in do you want to go to sleep let's one box down
it's box number two looks like there's a lot less in this box there's
uh the mask for super absorbent ow it hurts a lot to get on but you know looks pretty sweet
oh my god there's a lot of sharp metal in this mask okay we have one of my favorite props the
lockdown buddy oh he's a big boy all in that one box before he could fit in in
that box i have to i have to dislocate his hips basically to fit him in every time
he's fine he's fine this is back his back holes his lovely back holes
oh lovely look at them, cracking back holes, there's um a silicone teat mold
i don't know why i have this guess you can make uh teat ice cubes
i'll try that amazing business idea there's the buddy hives this
must be quite a recent box bloody lice teeth for the um the back hole a spot
don't know what video this spot's from it's a spot from some video
the baby buddy arms baby lock down buddy oh my back neck holes i like the way these
looked yeah i was chuffed with those i thought they look good this is from the christmas
grotto video the monster in the ground that lives in the ground that swallows me up
*big ol' suck*
What's this? oh it's the buddy egg oh wrapped in tissue i think i must have covered it in shampoo or
something gross another limb this must be the last limb for the sleep paralysis demon
the last limb of him, he says hi
don't forget a flannel i actually filmed this in my parents bathroom and left these in the drawer
and my mum discovered them, I dunno, two months later i opened the drawer and these were here
it's everything box number two done let's put everything back in
back in the box old friend how do you go in the box do you there we go a little bit of
gentle persuasion this is quality content oh i don't want to break it or did you panic oh
my god okay box number three another classic character that you never saw was uh this guy
i don't really know what this is i think it was supposed to be a mask hang on he was supposed to
i don't know if i know if the autofocus is having a fun time yet
there's a lot in this box i think what i'm seeing here is basically four small men named kevin
Oh I'm a small man named Kevin, oh I'm a very handsome man, named Kevin, that's one of them
I'm going to have to do this with each kevin now
Hello
they are very sticky small men named kevin
hello i'm kevin
and then weird kevin
hello I'm weird Kevin with my wied red tie
and then all their limbs and i kept the kevin's because i was hoping to make another kevin tv show that i never got around to doing
this is the triangle from space circus that sung this is why it's heavy i have the santa monster
which was made out of like plaster and paper mache man i forgot how long that took to make and then
the baby
wah, I'm a baby
and then the elf which i believe broke a bit
oh yeah it looks all right i had to drop him into the ground
oh yeah that was a that was a chunk of elf
it's a cloche
for chicken kiev and then this actually is the reason it so heavy oh no it's broken i am terrible at
carpentry but this was held together with glue, it's ian octagon voiced my my good friend
chester, still looking good apart from the box i can fix that i can fix that that's that box
box number three three there you go kevin's oh no there's so much more i mean do i need to keep
a cloche in there i should have that in my house and bring it out when fancy people come for dinner
chicken kiev sir?! i'm running out of space put this one under okay
there's some good ones in here there is a fake
latex hand glove don't know what that was for i can't remember
*great prop*
the plant pal he's held up, the meat interviewer guy mask
chris cutlets i like this mask the mask has done well i thought this one especially would have
rotted because i absolutely covered it in water and a baby oil to make it look gross and slimy
the candy dispensing guy that spits up a very suspicious looking lollipop, the hat for the
*camera donk*
oh god i hit the microphone or the camera what if i hit something the hat for the
neighbourhood cult guy, the plant pal i had to make all the different stages of this
so this is the final stage i think my god this is terrifying i mean i love it but hey that's um yeah
that's that's terrifying, i think that's the face i stuck to the back of the toilet bowl or the toilet
seat lid nice, okay so now we've got the towel helper, it's suspiciously cold and wet feeling in there
i'm guessing this was the plant buddy's arm oh yeah because he threw the cup in
the fire didn't he? looks like the final thing is the the face mask from the lockdown buddy
this lovely face mask. And that's i think that's everything obviously there's a few things behind me such
as little dancing lumpy boy one of my favorites and then break up buddy and the wall of kevin's
and the hermster so i guess everything that wasn't in here has probably been thrown away uh
*tour ended raspberry*
so that's all the box of nightmares there's some stuff i forgot i still had
it's quite a nice trip down memory lane i'm glad you could be here with me to experience
such a nostalgic meat trip so i hope you enjoyed it if you've got any suggestions of any other
kinds of videos like these you'd like me to make then i guess comment below or shout it from the
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