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Axe-Assassin Albertson
My name is Axe-Assassin Albertson
And this place can't save itself
May I suggest you run
I suggest you run
Down to the underground locked-down city
Far away from radiation rays
Feel it in my shoulders
I'm growing older by the day
They say the sky wasn't always this gray
Ahh!
Nyah-nyah!
Yahhghhhnghh!
What just died?
Axe-Assassin!
The hug ritual
Mmm, we like it.
I insist that you kill this man
'cause he ate half of the bean bucket
He comes out of a grazing family
Yeah, I had snacks - like mung puff, donkey clams,
Heck, I lived on woodsy goblin wicket
Well, you oughta just wear lots of sweaters
Mm, not right now I think
(NOT COLD) but maybe later
Axe-Assassin, your hair's gotten too long
Yeah, come on, it's too long
Also, the pregnant girl's pregnant
Not done yet!
It's the end of the song, it's the end of the song
You monster bride!
It's enough, now, it's enough
You knew I was going to sing some of the awesomest parts
Well no, it's done now, it's done
Axe-Assassin, what?
I have to unclog my blocked throat arteries
I've got a doppelgänger
It's behind and to the right
Oh no!
Who are you, my good sir?
Uh, it's not a man, it's a lamp,
And I hope that you realize it's a lamp
So I'm not, like, explaining it now
Who's there?
Wha-huh?
Huuuuuuh?
That's another thing
For I want to feed on rainforest birds
And I cannot believe that you really did not want me in your sim station
'Cus I would've been real good
No, you know what
I'm too excited for this mode
WONDER MODE!
I have to talk sort of low, okay?
How 'bout you don't
Ok, this is a normaler sort of tone for me
I saw what you were distracted with in the backyard
No, no, hey, it was just me digging around
Did you take the dolls with you?
Uh uh, I was just nosing
Though I also found your wizard wand in the trunk
What are you saying? I don't know...
But you should never try and make a centaur as our son
'Cus they're round, sweet pups,
And then we'd get a big horse man out on the front lawn
And we could ride him to the airport and back
'Cus he's one of our animals
We provide for the horse half
I feel like complete horses are wonderfuler
Pregnant and unwell
Pregnant means that there's a fetus up in our stomach tanks
Wasn't there and now it is
No I wasn't even dating
Or thinking 'bout mating
And now I got a demon inside of me
Am I in Hell?
No, I'm just pregnant and unwell