- So I'm like full-throttle masturbating?
- Yeah, and your like--
- So your playing your mom?
- Yeah.
(both characters burst into laughter)
(energetic orchestral music)
- [Camera Man] Introduce yourself to each other.
- Hey I'm David, what's your name--?
- I'm Kate (laughs)
- Hi
- So what kind of woman are you attracted to normally?
- Someone that's abit shorter than me, I like curves.
- I date like hairy guys(bursts into laughter)
- I'm so hairy, it's out of control.
(Kate laughs out loud)
- Yes.
- [Camera man] You guys wanna see each other?
- F*** it.(gasps)
- Hello
- Hey (laughs)
- Nice to meet you (laughs)
should I go first, cause I got this ball in my hand?
(both characters laugh)
(ball hitting inside cup)
- Yes(screaming)
- Yay(yelling)
would your opponent give you a peanut butter massage?
- Can I please?
- Yeah please.
- Sing that shirt off boy, yeah.
(screams in celebration)
- So cold.
- Can I get your nipples?
- (gasps) it's too late (laughs)
- Oh no it's not too late, I know how(bursts into laughter)
how do you like peanut butter on your body?
- Its weird.
- You like it thou, like you really like it, I think.
(both laugh)
I think like in your future sexual encounters,
your gonna ask them to put pea--(bursts into laughter)
- No, the funny thing is.
I've actually tried that.
- You have already done this!?
(laughs)
what the F***!
I'm done bye
- Bye, thanks.
(ball hits table)
- Okay
- What are you looking for in a relationship?
- I kind of just got out of a shitty thing
and I just kind of wanna have fun, so yeah.
(ball hits table)
shit!
- (sighs...) F***
the peanut butter boob keeps distracting me(laughs)
- Your peanut butter body keeps distracting me
(both laugh out loud)
(ball hitting inside cup)
Yeah(screaming)
- Do a celebrity impression, you can't stop until
your opponent guesses who you are.
- Oh my God please.
- Or reenact that one time you were caught
masturbating by your mom.
- Oh my God, that happens to everybody.
- Exactly.
(bursting into laughter)
- I'll be your Mom.(laughs)
- I feel like it'd be better if like you were me,
and I was the Mom
(Kate speaks in background)
cause you'll just, you won't know what's happening?
- I'm really good at pretending to masturbate
like a man.
- Yeah
(Kate laughs)
here, you get over here.
- Should I do this, right here?
(both burst into laughter)
- I come in.
you grab the controller
(Kate screams in confusion)
you try and change the channel.
She grabs the controller,
"why is there lotion allover this?"
- "I masturbated!"
- And then we never talked about it again.
(ball hits inside cup)
- Don't!, F***ing shit.
Reenact your three favorite sex positions roles reversed.
Wait, so I have to be the man?
- I like how the reverse sounds--(laughs)
- I will be the f***ing man.
- All right.
- Get on my face, sit on my face.
(both burst into laughter)
(making strange sex noise)
don't fart please, please don't fart(laughs)
do you have something that I can actually
spank him hard with?
Where's the pedal?
Okay ready?
(pedal hitting pants)
(laughter)
- My thigh...
(both laughing)
- Boarded spooning (laughs)
(disgusted scream)why is there?(laughs)
(ball hits table)
oh! Shut the f*** up.
(ball hits inside cup)
pretend you are using a hoola hoop for 60 seconds.
Can I have some music, is there music?
(Dave creates a beat slamming the table)
- Go hoola hoop(singing)
- To ground me, its to ground my body
- Hooling like a hoe(singing)
- Did you just call me a hoe?
- Yeah.
- Yeah no F*** you.
(David continue beat and singing)
I'm not down with that.
- Okay, what do you want?
- Not down to hoe.
(David sighs... in disappointment)
No!!
- Sorry.
- You said hoola hooping like a hoe.
- Get dirty.
- No
- I don't know ya
Its not to call a girl you don't know a hoe.
- Word.
- Word, cool, lets play Beer Bong
you f***ing shitting me!
(David laughs)
(ball hits inside cup)
(both scream)
shit
f***
(horn goes off)
so so good.
- Its fun.
- Comfort zone not happening.
- Crushed
- Goodbye internet famous fear pong.
- Obviously look what happens, its amazing
- We probably won't go on another date
probably not
- No