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Oh.
That's cheating!
Oh god! Blood is spurting everywhere.
Ew, yuck!
Is that a stick of gum?
(groans in disgust)
(laughing)
I don't like the blood shooting out of the head; that's gory.
(game announcer) Fatality.
Well, it's a... quick finish.
(chuckling) That's pretty disgusting, I must say.
- (in game: shrieking) - Oh, good god.
- (in game) Aah! - Oh my gosh!
- (in game: grunt) - Ugh!!!
That's gotta hurt.
That's nasty, mm-mm.
That's horrible.
- Ugh. - (game announcer) Fatality.
(imitates announcer) Fatality.
Ew.
That's disgusting.
That should be illegal.
- (bones cracking) - Ew!
I can't believe-- I can't believe that--
Oh, no, no. Oh, I can't believe this.
This can't be-- is this-- no.
(in game: squishing and crunching)
Mm-hmm.
(game announcer) Ermac wins.
"Ermac wins." That's a bad dude.
I can't imagine anyone going, (grunts)
None of the elders is what I'm referring to.
I'm sure there's some people who just think that's very exciting.
Yah!
(in game: agonized cry)
Oh... oh!
I don't want-- ew, I don't want to watch this!
- (game announcer) Ferra/Torr wins. - Oh no. I can't believe--
I can't believe this.
How come two people jumped on her? I mean, what's the deal?
I guess they're always pushing boundaries, you know?
It's just like Saw, you know?
How many creative ways can we torture and kill someone?
- (grunting and cracking) - Oh my goodness.
(neck snaps and spurts)
No.
No!
Oh no, I can't watch this.
This is too much for...
youngsters, at least, to be getting all thrilled to get to.
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Ugh.
That's lovely.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Wow.
That's absolutely horrible.
Gonna need some dental work there.
Once again, that's pretty gory.
They're all horrible. Every one of them is horrible.
I don't know which is more horrible than the other.
- (in game: screaming) - Oh my god, he split her in half.
(in game) Here's Johnny.
(cracking up) Johnny.
I bet the people playing this
don't even understand the reference,
the "Here's Johnny" reference.
I think that's absolutely horrible.
I don't-- shame on whoever put that out.
Shame.
(in game) Aah!
Uh-oh. He's gonna get chopped up. Oh no!
Oh my god. Oh my god, ew.
My stomach's getting a little queasy.
(game announcer) Kenshi wins.
You betcha. Kenshi really, really won.
(in game) Hyah! (grunts)
Oh god.
(in game: crunching)
No, no, no, no! Don't do that.
You don't eat the face. Oh, come on!
Oh, cannibalism, okay.
You throw that in too. Why not?
Here are these incredibly creative people.
These are people who could change the world.
And I go, "Why are you putting your energy
into really gratuitous and obscene violence?
(in game: screaming and cracking)
Oh, that's gross!
Well, he got a lot of hands.
(disgusted) Oh.
Oh, put her head down in her stomach.
(game announcer) Goro wins.
Very-- very creative, but really grotesque.
I still like the game.
This is one of the best-selling games?
I... I do not get it.
It's something that people enjoy it.
It's a different world.
I don't like the endings.
I think it's overkill that goes beyond what a game should have.
I can't believe that they put games like that out.
Where have I been? I guess I haven't been around,
'cause I never saw anything like that.
I must really be old.
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