Okay, so everybody's just like making merch, and I've been wanting to make merch for so long
I just like have no- I don't. I don't. I don't.
Do I need merch?
I didn't know I needed merch until everybody else got it and I wanted it.
That's it. I want merch. I just like don't have the time. I have so much time.
Everybody's making merch. All my friends have it.
So instead of like going through a company or like you know
Putting some thought into anything. I decided that I was just gonna make my merch now.
So craft time! We're gonna make merch.
How do you feel about that? Cuz I feel great.
So I have three shirts. We're gonna like hold off on the gray for a hot second cuz I don't have an idea for it.
But right now what I'm thinking is two styles, right? You're gonna start with black because
Wh-
Why would I not have black merch I mean
First things first, holes. We need holes like more than the four that are provided.
I'm sure there's like a strategy to this. I just haven't learned it, so.
Oh my god. Just kidding. That is good.
I should put that like DIY music in that everybody uses just so that everyone knows I'm doing crafts. Cue that.
I think I'm just gonna stop making videos and just make merch by hands.
I'm killing it with the holes like this is going really well so far. It's a little alarming.
That's about- that's enough right there. Okay.
You can go. You can just hang out, man. Just wait your turn.
So I'm thinking for this shirt, We're just gonna do loads and loads of promo because that is all I'm trying to get with these shirts, so
This is the kind of video where I need two camera angles and here I am with one so
these are glow-in-the-dark paints, so I'm just saying promo more like glow-mo.
I hate myself. How long does this take to dry? I should have read the directions. Watch it be like 48 hours.
It's 72.
72
Oh 4. Four.
Yes, please no, but actually like can you stream it? It's please?
I don't wear this or anybody else. No just me okay
Okay, I hear you. I don't have four hours.
Here's the problem. I kind of want this shirt now. Yeah bt-dubs
I'm gonna give these away. If you want one of these, leave a comment down below telling me why you deserve to get this
shit merch. Slow and steady, Ally. Get it.
Okay
You know when something's like gonna go wrong, but you're about to do it anyway.
Why is this good? Why is this? Well, I enjoyed this.
This shirt is missing just like a touch of disparity.
So I'm gonna put a real big Please. Please with a period so they know that I mean business, okay?
We're gonna hit him with one more. Download? Who says that? I should have written Buy.
Oops, okay well it's too late now. Download I guess.
Boom. Shocka. Locka.
Okay, this is it. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh my goodness
Can we just...
Wait oh. Snap.
Okay, it kind of looks. You know it doesn't. Stop it. It doesn't look good.
I mean honestly if anybody wants this one too - I'll still give it away.
Um okay shall we move on to the tie guy? Crafts, am I right? Crafts.
That's why we can't have nice things
Tie dye time. This is fun.
Isn't it?
This looks like it's gonna have directions.
What?
What are these? Oh gloves, oh the gloves.
Okay, easy. I can already see the hair just getting twisted in this and
I'm already loving this. I'm already so into this shirt. I promise I won't mess this one up. Wait, I love this.
This is a good job I'm doing. Oh this is not dyed.
I don't understand. Am I supposed to be getting up in there, or is that why I folded it in the first place?
I'm very confused you know. Wrap. Wrap it in what? That was not included. I didn't get no no no no
No.
I still don't see this happening. Set it and forget it.
I'm not feeling this gray shirt for some odd reason, so I just got a black shirt from my closet so
Let's try this again. I feel like I'd be doing something really wrong if I didn't put a flamingo somewhere on this.
Here's the thing no, I know what a flamingo looks like from
right
No, I don't. When that guy tries to draw a chameleon from memory. That was what was about to happen
Oh, yeah, I would have messed this up. Wait.
What a flamingo feet look like? Does anybody know? Got stuff on her head. Less is more. This is turning out well.
What's going on? I really should have learned my lesson the first time, but here I am.
Oh my god. Cute!
Whoever wins this shirt, by the way, you get to keep all of the cat hair that comes on it as well.
So it's kind of like a double win here. I'm just saying.
I'm trying to figure out why I couldn't do this properly and I realize
Okay
Yes bitch, get that glow-mo.
What if nobody comments that they want this merch? Actually saved me a trip to the post office.
This is great. This is so good
I'm loving it again
Remember when I loved the old merch too - and then I ruined it. Is my tie dye done? Coz it's been eight hours.
Yes, look at all that cat hair. Wow.
Yeah, my inability to space these words out is almost impressive at this point. I think we're done here.
I would write - see you later suckers on the back, but let's be real. I don't have 14 hours to wait for this to dry.
It's gonna be a while.
All right, it's been several hours, and everything is just damp now, which is good enough for me.
Okay, I wanted the rainbow - just like scream gay, but it didn't, so I had to just yell myself, alright.
We did it. I did it. Merch option number one. Here's the front. Here's the back
Option number two. We've got the glow-mo promo.
I really gotta stop saying that and last but not least - the first attempt I
Okay
So yeah if any of you guys want one of these three limited edition shirt,
leave a comment and let me know and I will pick some people. I don't know when I'm actually gonna get real merch.
But what I do know is that imma see you later suckers.
Bye
I just got an xac- no one cares.
Ally, nobody cares that you just got an xacto knife.
You care, but nobody else does.