it's a labor it's the middle part of
your wiener
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i see your comments and i've read them
all and recently i got a lot of
suggestions to check out the tv show
bob's burgers so we're going to take a
look at some of the strange
and crazy medical type situations from
the show i've never seen bob's burgers
before
but of course i had to do my research
for myself and for those who might have
not been familiar with the show bob's
burgers
is an animated american sitcom that
centers on the bleacher family
parents linda and bob and their children
tina gene and louise who run a hamburger
restaurant but before we get into it my
name is dr jordan wagner i'm an er
doctor that deals with every
medical situation that you can think of
gunshot wounds
covered broken hips firework mishap i
created this channel to answer the
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let's dive right in
hey how's it going i'm dr eigerman look
at that face
so young i'm gonna breastfeed that face
ah
me and my colleagues get that all the
time that we're too young to be doctors
that's why we wear the white coats or
badges that say doctor on it
just to make sure that everybody knows
that we're the md or the d.o uh walking
in the room uh
i think i just need a few stitches
stitches great those are
no problem for a doctor hey finger
crotch
why do people keep calling it that
okay first stitches sutures okay we will
sew you up if you get lacerated pretty
simple procedure but i have no idea what
a finger crotch is i gotta figure out
what this is on this show
let's stitch you right up here okay
oh he's probably injecting a type of
lidocaine to anesthetize the area right
and right in between those fingers
really painful you got to be careful
those nerves that go along
every single finger on each side and
then right in between there you've got
bones and blood vessels so just have to
be aware
oh boy look at me look at me i'm on a
bed look at me you'll be fine he's a
doctor remember that time you're on
vacation
you're in the water so many times people
sit in the situations they want to faint
or pass out
the best place to pass out is the
hospital with the doctor around if
you're feeling faint
lay down we'll give you some juice
something like that so we can continue
to try to fix you i like that the
patient's being distracted by
his wife fun oh you're having fun right
i don't remember that
wait are you watching a video
of how to give stitches i guess he
doesn't know exactly how to do stitches
listen in med school you actually learn
how to suture somebody
on different types of material sometimes
they actually bring in like
pig's feet you know that way you can do
it on a real person when the time comes
yeah man
oh text you never do it in front of the
patient either put your phone away
proud of a little doctor yeah we're
celebrating tonight it's my first day
without the attending physician
supervising me
wait first day first patient
you don't want to give that away to the
patient right everybody has a first day
and
your patients want you to be confident
and know what you're doing
go in with confidence and everybody will
be happy and you'll get what you need to
get done oh you want me to take a
picture for your mommy
poppy you take a picture of us well then
i kind of bob take it take it
all right fine i can say i do remember
my first day of work and actually the
biggest
issue of my first day of residency
basically was trying to figure out the
computer system
called pickled something ugh what is
wrong with me
oh are you okay no oh dislocated
shoulder
broken shoulder bob gyro oh oh god i
think my shoulder is broken
it's not broken if it was broken you
would know it oh don't say that that's
just something people say
i'll see what a doctor says people do
say that all the time you'll know if
it's broken
broken versus contusion versus hematoma
versus sprain
they all kind of feel the same way
people come in basically you're saying
they know it's broken because they can
feel the bones
crushing against each other and making
weird noises sometimes even with
dislocated shoulders you can see the
obvious deformity
it's not broken if it was broken you'd
know it it's a torn
labrum torn labrum has to do with the
shoulder joint and it's pretty common
you know orthopedic surgeons can
potentially do some different things to
help it
uh it all depends on the extent of the
injury and the different
medications that are available to the
doctor that you are seeing it's a labrum
it's the middle part of your weiner no
close the labrum is cartilage in our
shoulders that helps us do movements
like this
definitely not the middle part of your
penis it is part of your shoulder and
the the doc in the video explains it
pretty well and this
all right all right well i don't do a
lot of high-fiving but i'm worried i'm
not gonna be able to cook
oh you should i should what you should
high-five
okay so when will i be able to do that
and cook
right after the rehab that's right after
the surgery that you need wait i need
surgery yeah
sandra all right so definitely
interesting when can you go back to work
or cook that's what we get all the time
from patients a lot of times the
individual doing the surgery will know
pretty much when you'll be able to get
back to work could be weeks to months to
even a year all depends on the extent of
what the surgery is
and how well you heal thereafter is she
gene what is it itchy
whoa getting woozy
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[Applause]
oh that's so sad i don't know exactly
why he hasn't
having an itchy butt there's multiple
reasons one you don't clean yourself
well enough or there's leftover toilet
paper in there that can cause irritation
or there's something really gross and
weird called pin worms there's little
worms that come out at night time
can itch your butt kind of gross but
it's very common for kids
to get this and very easily treatable
too he has all the signs mom the itching
the crazy look in his eye like a boy
whose butt is possessed
oh there we go look describes having
pinworms so you got to wash your fingers
they get under your nails and then you
can pass it along to somebody else
and they actually the only way to get
pinworms is to actually ingest them
really disgusting i thought you guys
were washing your hands like all the
time
it's cheating dad he's not a clean child
oh okay i'm gonna go online there won't
be any
horrible images when i type in pinworms
right
i'm sorry i don't know how it happened i
washed my hands a lot even though it
went against
everything i believe in pin worms are
easily treated with an anti-parasitic
type medications that's safe and
it goes away super quick hi
how's my little barfi baby boy okay
why is he in the bathroom yeah i was
bored and i found some old makeup in the
medicine cabinet i also found some old
medicine but i'm gonna sell it
it's a great plan all right old
medicines so once a medicine is
prescribed to you it probably lasts
up to maybe a month to three months
because the manufacturer can't have it
go
longer than that or you can't say that
it'll last longer than that because of
exposure to air
um after it's released from the seal
that it initially came in from
medicines probably last a little bit
longer and they degrade over time
turkey i need you beside me and what's
that hiding in your hole
i could still be a winner when i eat
dad's thanksgiving dinner
that was beautiful gene thank you father
okay
time for the test you know the drill if
you can keep some crackers and ginger
ale down for 30 minutes without barfing
a juicy pooping you can come
out thank you all right so so now
they're doing what we call a po
challenge we do this at the hospital all
the time
where you're giving somebody something
to drink and food and seeing if they
vomit it right back up
or if they have intense diarrhea if your
body is having any of these reactions it
doesn't want you to eat or drink we get
it so many times that people will say i
vomit every time i drink water well
my first statement is don't drink water
yet your body is not ready for you to
get hydrated
anti-nausea medications and then sleep
relax give your what we call bowel rest
to allow your body to rest and kind of
recuperate this apartment's too small
for anyone with the stomach flu to be
mingling
it's our system and it works everybody
barfs in 10 minutes
and we call it the stomach flu it's not
necessarily the flu
it's just a different usually a virus
causes it not just the influenza virus
should we do a pool i am not going to
barf again i'm feeling great
okay all right oh gosh okay
be gentle you got to be really gentle oh
it's coming up oh it's the worst
you have wretching or vomiting there's
so much force that's going out the one
way sometimes it causes
intra-abdominal pressure as well and
then you poop your pants horrible i feel
so bad when people have to go through
this
i'm so sorry gene but no thanksgiving
dinner for you today baby
you don't want thanksgiving dinner it's
just gonna come right back up
guess who just went to the doctor for
his five-year checkup me
doctor stuff you know your cholesterol
is off the charts you absolutely must
change your eating habits or you will
die
oh my exactly so i feel like doctors
were all broken records right
lose weight eat healthy cholesterol's
too high blood pressure's too high that
sort of stuff
it's true we have to say these things
and we're being honest but a lot of
people are like yeah
you know forget about it i'm just gonna
live my normal life i don't feel those
effects
but over a long period of time those
will actually wreak havoc on your body
and cause major issues
one cheeseburger fries please maybe you
should be a little concerned right
you eat a burger pretty much every day
that that can't be good for you well a
burger day it all depends there's
studies out there on this something
called the carnivore diet where
people are eating just mostly meats
specifically red meats and
so far some people are doing really well
but there's no long-term studies
on just eating meat all the time in
general in our western diets you just
have to be aware
question if eating too much red meat is
bad for you and
according to the college of cardiology
definitely need to stay away from a lot
of red meat because it potentially will
build up plaques or that's what they
believe
and can lead to heart disease and
strokes don't you eat your burgers every
day
not every day yeah we order off menu
that's how we have fun right
kill me that's nice anyway cheeseburger
and fries please
you sure you want to ignore your doctor
teddy i'm not ignoring him i'm just not
listening to him
how are they coming i'm not ignoring him
i'm just not listening to the advice uh
okay don't ignore us please listen to
some of the advice that we give you
og's dreaming bob's burgers this is
teddy's doctor let's take a look at
teddy's heart shall we
okay oh geez oh that's really strange i
like the dream
oh whoa cool actually did a really good
job of having the
coronary arteries on the outside of the
heart which is good to picture that's
kind of
how it happens in real life but you
can't remove the heart that easy
obviously just show and tell
see how disgustingly unhealthy it is and
it gets bigger and bigger with
every burger you serve him
[Laughter]
i like that the burgers are going
directly into the heart
from carbon bond actually there's
something called uh
different types of cardiomyopathies
where the heart gets larger and doesn't
work as efficiently as the heart muscle
gets bigger just like any other muscle
that we have in our body it gets more
tense
and stiff so it doesn't function the way
that it should and you can get something
called congestive heart failure you get
fluid in your legs fluid in your
lungs and then can lead to all these
other problems so pretty true
all right these are really funny i've
never seen this show before but
the amount of medical scenes and
information that they threw in there is
actually quite hilarious
and you know depicted really well do you
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