you're doing it wrong man you're doing it wrong
gta 5 is a game that pretty much everyone knows in the gaming community whether you have it or
don't have it it's pretty much impossible not to go through life even without being a gamer to not
at least hear the term grand theft auto it's a game that has offered entertainment to the
masses for decades and whether it's you playing a story trolling eight-year-old children in the
video game or simply watching funny moments from my youtube channel i think it's safe to say that
gta alone has impacted the gaming community by a whole lot but naturally when one good
game is made several others try to follow it in a success and usually fail horribly
in this video i'm gonna be going to the app store and look up gta and see what horrors await me it
is worth noting however that i will only cover three games in this video as opposed to just four
this is because most of the games that are here are not really long enough are worthy of being
talked about so without further ado i'm gonna look at horrific gta clones let's get started
the first game we're going to be playing is miami crime simulator 3. i don't know
where the other two games went the game has a mere 20 ratings that makes up a 3 star review
super block 37 says eh it's okay i guess kind of boring needs more npcs and an easier way
to get money maybe a feature to rob a [ __ ] or something says okay would be cool if had
multiplayer starting the game you can already tell the budget for this game was under 10
the engine of this game can't even render 20 feet in front of me and the character in this
game is extremely goofy for a sandbox game to be good however it needs to have fast and responsive
controls so how are they well not really good first of all the jumping in this game felt
extremely stiff for whatever reason your character jumps really high and would often stop the
character from moving for a second upon landing the game has a fixed sensitivity meaning you can't
put it up higher or lower and it seems that this game's sensitivity is extremely low you can't move
your character and the fov is also really low and the worst part about this game is how slow you are
well time to see what to do in this game when i spawned in i looked around the city until i
could find anyone good luck with doing that by the way because this place is an utter ghost town
but when i finally found a citizen their first instinct was to completely annihilate me
upon getting into a 10 foot radius of them they get out a gun and start shooting you
christ this city must suck no wonder it's a ghost town your only way of self defense is by punching
them and even the fighting feels really often stiff you throw punches very slowly between each
punch and each punch can do up to 10 damage while the base health of a citizen is 110 so you're
gonna have to punch them for a while looking at the screenshots on the app store it does seem
that you can drive things like helicopters and motorcycles and have really cool guns
but from the looks of it it would take hours upon hours to get there when they do die they can
either drop bullets medkits or money by default the money can be used to purchase ammo and weapons
the weapons include a pistol rifle rpg shocker a grenade bow and minigun however you start out with
no weapons and you can only punch people this game has a level up system upon killing someone you
can use your levels to increase your guns health damage healing or armor the physics in this game
are also very terrible you have to drive a boat via walking on it and the city just looks awful
some of the buildings aren't even placed straight and are often crooked and some of the areas in the
city just look like they were straight from roblox in fact looking at the textures i think they are
at first i assumed that this game was just a sandbox with no quests but it turns out there is
the halo thing around your character has an air on it and i proceeded to follow the arrow
and i kid you not when i say it took me over 10 minutes to get there i even died at one point so
i had to restart my journey finally after figuring out where to go the first quest is given by a guy
that needs two phones via killing people i killed one guy and grabbed their phone but
i unfortunately died by the second person who also casually has a glock 17 in their pockets
wow this game is really cool for being categorized as action on the app store this game really
doesn't have any of that it's boring tedious and repetitive and the fact that there's also
two other games just like this really makes you wonder if they were any good in the first place
don't get this game you'll regret it the next game i'm going to be playing is grand city driving
pat 0423 says this is stupid while sabudi says is a great app make of that what you will on the app
store it shows that this game got 317 reviews and a 3.6 star rating surprisingly for this game being
a gta clone the game is only rated at 4 plus and the category is racing the menu is also very bare
bones compared to miami crime simulator 3. the mechanics in this game are extremely weird your
character when walking running creates an immense screen shake some people do enjoy something like a
screen shake but not me it's extremely nauseating and i feel like someone would puke just by looking
at it the jumping in this game is also very stiff like the last game where for whatever reason you
jump really high and get stuck upon landing for a few seconds moving this game just feels awful the
only pro in this game compared to miami crime simulator is that you can actually move around
your camera freely however you can't punch shoot or generally attack anyone in this game
you can only free roam or drive going out into the city it somehow looks even worse
some of the buildings wouldn't even render and would portray extremely low graphics the stairs
at the front porch are literally just depth textures and the engine also can't load 20 feet
in front of me the driving in this game also feels weird it's serviceable but you tend to either clip
through objects or stop mid air just by touching a thin object oh and man the clipping this game
is just terrible the npcs in this game don't even react to anything they will either clip through
you or the objects around them the city has a lot more details in areas though there's beaches city
blocks and entire loopty loop but again this place just looks like a ghost town it feels like a dream
places outside of the city are just straight flat and barren and everything just feels uncanny also
there's no water mechanic in this game so when you're somewhere like the beach you just start
walking on a water texture alright generic gta man is actually jesus let's go and this
map doesn't even have any barriers you can fall off the edge of the map whenever you want and the
screen shake just gets worse for whatever reason everyone in the city is rich and drives either
lamborghinis or taxi cars when you get someone out of their vehicle they simply turn into a ragdoll
and just die 10 out of 10 immersion one thing i was surprised about is that there is actually an
airport i went to the sign and proceeded to go to the airport and as expected it looked awful
but hey there is an airplane right here so i drove it and oh god it's bugged for some reason when you
go forward you only ever go up someone in the reviews on the app store even pointed this out
i assumed we were supposed to go to those islands over there in the distance but nope they're just
wallpapers and also this game not to mention has a lot of bugs climbing up and down stairs in this
game is literally the most broken thing i've ever witnessed in a video game there's probably a lot
more hidden content in this game but i'm gonna leave it off here as there's not really that
much else to say about this game other than that well it's bad don't get this game the last game
we're gonna be playing is gangster war mafia hero this game is a lot more polished than the
last two games we played there's a lot more effort put into these things like controls and gameplay
but that still doesn't mean it's entirely good chordate03057 says that this game is life-changing
this game is around 317 ratings that rounds up to a 4.2 it's aged at 12 plus and the category
is simulation first thing i want to talk about are the mechanics in this game for some reason
you have the superpowers of spider-man and you can shoot webs at buildings and generally just
fly around use your super mutant strange rope hero powers is this game's excuse the movement in this
game feels a lot better than the last two games i assume too that attacking people was also really
good but npcs don't really seem to care if you're punching them at all nor do the cops and speaking
of the cops there's now actually a consequence system if you do something bad escape from
police to save your life the web slinger is also really tough you can pull things as heavy as cars
like the last game this game also has a beach and the water actually works like normal you have a
health stamina and experience bar most likely for leveling up this game seems to actually have a
story line the game starts out with a message from your friend saying he needs to meet up with you
upon doing that i was rewarded a gun but the gun had no bullets nor did it seem to scare anyone
so that was useless i departed for my friend's mission because i just kind of wanted to do my
own thing and mess around with the people the npcs in this game are also what a surprise completely
brain dead there's also drivable vehicles in this game though they're not really that good either
oh okay well time to uninstall all the gta games i got today
just don't play any of these games you'll regret it deeply
overall these gta clones are bad there's next to no reason to play any of these games
and even if you do it because you're bored you'll just grow even border
they are often not fun and really just horrendous pieces of garbage
and there already does seem to be official content for gta and mobile so this renders
every clone game obsolete thank you for watching this video and i'll see you next time
you