- [Voiceover] Simgm Productions.
- So my manager thought it would be a good idea
to collaborate on a song with Lana Del Rey.
- Apparently, I'll be meeting with Jesus.
- [Voiceover] Lorde.
- Lorde, like Lorde Lorde?
- [Voiceover] Yeah.
- (bleep) me.
- Oh Lana, hi, how are you?
Listen, I know this--
- Spiritually, I'm not feeling you.
- Okay listen, Lana, I'm not trying to get on your bad side
here, I just want us to come together as feminists--
- Fem, wait, wait, wait, feminist?
I don't (bleep)ing have time for feminism.
Why should I support a system that takes away
my land, my rights, and my privacy?
I thought that died out in the 50s.
- [Voiceover] You're talking about communism.
- Oh.
- I know this is weird, but I think that
we can create something so beautiful here.
I think that we can come together,
show the world that two girls can come together--
- Melodically. Coca Cola-ly.
That is exactly what my vagina tastes like.
- I didn't need to know what flavor her vagina is.
- I want to be able to sing about men--
- Don't you want to try something different here
than your usual, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not trying to come--
- Okay, but that's exactly what
you just attacked me so I'm just, I'm feeling a little bit--
- Your music is about attacking yourself.
I'm not doing anything but describing it.
- All feminists hate men.
- That is not what feminists are about.
That's not what it's about at all.
- Spiritually, you're upsetting me.
- Well I think you need to be a little bit
more feminist-ly, if that helps.
What are your ideas for this song?
What do you wanna do?
- First lyric, we're gonna open up with a moan.
(Lana moans)
- A moan, I like that, I moan.
I moan a lot in my music, I love it.
- And then we find out that she's actually being (beep)--
- [Lorde] Ugh, Lana. - [Lana] By a man,
with the American flag behind her.
That's patriotism. That's patriotism.
I have a question.
If we're gonna perform this live,
- You know, on stage and everything,
are you going to look like the bitch from The Ring?
- Any good words to say about Lana?
- She's a (bleep)ing (bleep).
♫ Diamonds on my necklace ♫
- I like that little bit at the end
where you make your voice go up like that.
♫ Necklace ♫
- Yeah, that's--
- I have been practicing that.
- That's good. Just don't do it as much.
- Repeat after me.
- Okay.
(Lana moans)
(Lorde moans)
- Her moans sound like a baby dragon being choked to death.
- Let's just try again, okay?
- Let's start from the top and do something different here.
- Okay, I'll start from the top.
- Okay.
(Lana moans)
♫ My pu(bleep) ♫
- Why must we talk about--
- Is there something wrong with,
you wanted to talk about liberation?
- [Lorde] Yeah, I did. - And how women should be--
- Liberation's not always through intercourse, Lana.
Or men-- - How?
I always warm up my voice with tea leaves and rocks.
- Did this bitch just say "tea leaves and rocks"?
- When I perform live I don't warm up at all, actually.
- Oh, really?
- That's why I get so many good reviews.
I don't even look at the lyrics, you know?
- "Off to the Races"? (bleep) that, I don't read the lyrics.
- And when you say rocks, you mean like,
hard on the rocks, like ice? - [Lana] No.
- You know what we should do?
We should sing the song as if we never met.
- Yeah.
- I think that would be the best way
to do collaboration-- - [Lana] I like that.
- [Lorde] Is to not meet up with each other and not talk.
I'm gonna sing my part alone, with you not there.
You don't write any of the lyrics
(Lana moans in agreement) for my part, I sing it.
And then you. You sing your part.
- I sing my part.
- And I won't be here.
- And then we connect it, spiritually.
- We bring it together spiritually, yes.
- That's gonna be beautiful.
♫ Step back and take a breath
♫ See what life is all about
♫ Got my daddy's arm around me
♫ Spending money
♫ Like it's oxygen, honey
♫ I'm an independent woman
♫ Depending on my man
♫ Sleeping on the ground
♫ Carry me around
♫ Living in the city
♫ Boys lookin' at my titty
♫ I'm a feminist
♫ Look at his dick
♫ Life ain't so pretty when you don't got a penny
♫ But love can make you rich
♫ If you've got money, bitch ♫
- I don't think this is going,
I don't think this is gonna work.
- It's definitely not gonna.
- Alright, it was nice meeting you.
- It wasn't, really.
- [Lorde] If you want to listen to our full song,
click the video on the left.
- [Lana] And to watch the latest Simgm video,
click the one on the right.
- [Lorde] I hope I never see you again.
- [Lana] I hope your hair doesn't come
to life and eat me.
♫ Simgm Productions ♫