- Congratulations to you.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for having me.
You had a baby since last time you were here.
I did, and last time I was on your show,
I nervously told you during a commercial break.
I'm like, I'm pregnant right now.
I hope I don't throw up.
I did. I told you that.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, was I the first to know?
Lie, say yes.
I'd love to be the first to know.
- My family and you. - Oh, really.
That's nice. - Yeah.
Wow.
Anything you want to tell me in the next break?
I could be pregnant.
I'm not.
Not that I know of.
And maybe even more significantly
in the grand scheme of things, you got a star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
I did, I did.
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That was on Thursday, right?
Yeah, it was. Yeah.
Last week on Thursday.
Yeah, I had a week of anxiety.
I'd wake up.
I could barely eat.
I just get nervous. - Really?
I hate public speaking.
Oh.
And it's me, and Jesse, and Sofia Coppola.
We all hate public speaking.
So it's like, the worst people to ask of all time, to talk.
Jesse Plemins is your husband, is your fiance.
Yes, fiance.
We're not married yet.
- Sofia Coppola, your friend. - Yes.
Director.
They spoke on your behalf.
All terrified speakers.
Really? What a weird thing.
Jesse did the best job.
Well, he's-- yeah, he's an actor.
It's a strange thing. - Yeah, but it's different.
Is it different?
Does it feel like a different thing?
Very different, yeah.
I remember in the morning, I just could stomach a banana.
Had a glass of wine.
I got there-- we were both silent in the car,
like, reading our like, you know, our little speeches.
And then we got there, and I just
started crying when I saw my publicist, Steve,
and I was like, I don't know.
It's just so emotional.
All your friends and family--
it's like in-- you know, it's a big historical thing.
But also it's really hot, and there's
choppers above our head, and tourists walking by.
So it's-- it's kind of weird, but I got a good spot.
Not near Hooters, which I'm happy about.
- That was nice, yeah. - Do you know what I mean?
Did you specifically--
It's not like you're wiping a chicken wing off your face,
and you're like, oh, Kirsten Dunst, whoever the hell she is.
You know? I don't know.
Yeah, that Hooters hasn't been there forever,
so, you know, there are probably very
fine actors who now have their star right in front of Hooters.
Yeah, that's not great.
No, I think I'm near Miles Davis and Stevie Wonder,
which I was very happy about. - Well that's very good.
- Yeah, I don't have a bad spot. - That's a good neighborhood.
Yeah.
Check it out, guys, after the show.
Where is it, specifically?
It's-- OK.
You walk out of your studio, and you go--
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, I'm La Brea and Highland.
You're-- it's right down the block there.
No, Hollywood. Hollywood and La Brea.
You look not that thrilled, really.
I'm terrified.
I do.
I'm like, get me home.
I'm done.
I did it.
I really-- I hate-- yeah.
Your whole family came to the event?
Everybody came, yeah, yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah, my son came, all the grandparents.
We rode separately, Jesse and I, so we could focus.
But my kid was already there.
And meanwhile the grandparents are like put him on the star,
put him on the star.
There's all these photographers there.
So he got a photographed, which I wouldn't
have done had I been there.
I have a photograph of that.
So he's like there.
Don't worry.
The street's real clean out there.
I know.
He looks like he's peeing, maybe, in his diaper.
He's very cute.
Maybe we'll get Dodger tickets out of that.
Does he know that man?
That's my father.
OK, good.
His grandparents, yeah.
Well, that's a relief.
So that's a big thing.
Well, you're glad it's over, but now it's there,
and whenever you're-- do you ever walk on this street?
No, you're probably not out there anyway.
No.
There was-- there was a, like, a Hollywood
doctor you go to before you do a film, and she was right there.
But there's no reason for me to go other than that.
You know, I'm interested that you brought that up,
because, yeah, there is like a thing,
a Hollywood doctor thing.
Yeah, they check you up before you go do a film.
Which basically, they check your heart, your breathing,
you're good to make a film - Yeah, it's weird.
It's like they don't do any examination--
- Nothing. - --at all.
- Are you alive? - Yeah.
- That's it. - And that's it.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah.
I wonder if anybody has ever failed that examination.
I mean--
If you can even call it an examination.
You'd have to be pretty bad off.
Yeah, well, if you're a doctor on Hollywood Boulevard,
how reputable can you be in the first place, you know?
Touché, yeah.
Absolutely right.
Delousing Chewbacca out there.
Oh, god.
Did you run-- did your fiancee, Jesse, run his speech
by you before he gave it?
He didn't.
I would try and trick him into telling me all the time,
because I didn't want to cry-- - Right.
--so I wanted to hear it beforehand,
but he wouldn't let me. So.
But he did a very--
Your mom liked the whole thing?
Yeah, she was called out a few times, so she was happy.
Because I remember you told me last time when you learned
that you would be getting the star,
your mom was at the supermarket. - Van's, yeah.
At Van's.
She's like, I'm crying at Van's.
Which is usually a sign that things
have gone bad in your life, when you're crying--
The Van's in our neighborhood is actually really good.
Yeah, but still, that makes it worse, in a way.
You know, if you're crying over the vegetables.
So, you have this going on, and now you've got--
how old is your son?
He's 16 months now.
- And what is his name? - Ennis.
- Ennis is his name. - Yeah, Ennis.
It's like an old cowboy name.
It's like Dennis, without the D.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
And is he named after someone in your family?
His middle name is Howard, but we found it online.
Really?
You know those baby websites where you just keep scrolling?
We're like, we like that.
It sounded--
Is that right?
There's also a town in Texas named Ennis where Jesse's from,
and it's a county in Ireland.
There's a town in Montana named Tennis--
Ennis. - Ennis?
- Yeah, it's not tennis. - It could have been tennis.
Tennis is a sport, I think. Yeah, that's a different thing.
It is, yeah, I think so.
I wonder if there is anyone named Tennis?
That would be a weird name for a kid, too.
Maybe if you have another one. - Well, he'll be made fun of.
Oh, if you have Ennis and Tennis.
- It can be Tennis, yeah. - Did you think about that?
Because I am-- I offer my services to parents of people I
know, and I will say, listen, tell me
what you're thinking of naming the kid--
and they never want to--
but I say tell me, and I'll tell you
all the horrible things that--
Oh, I can help you with that, because I
know what Ennis will be called.
- You're good at that, too? - Yeah.
What do you believe your son will be called?
Oh, come on.
You just stick a P in front of it.
There is also anus.
Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
That's not a great one.
Which would be worse if he was Enos, but it's not--
That's my mom's name, pretty much.
My Mom's name is Inez, but Enos is
the German way to pronounce it.
So did you tell her that the baby was
named after her in some way?
You know what, it sounds like it is, actually.
- It's close enough, yeah. - Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
How old were you when you started acting?
Like, if you count acting at three, three years old.
Yeah.
So Ennis has got like a few months
to go before he needs to get to work.
He's cute enough.
I'd put him in an ad or something.
Why not? - Yeah, why not?
Why not?
And you were a little-- you--
George Clooney is your co-executive producer
on this television project.
Yeah, the longest title of all time.
And you've known him since you were a kid, right?
I worked with him when I was 13 on ER
like, yeah, a long time ago.
There's this place called Smokehouse
across from Warner Brothers.
It's like a classical Hollywood spot.
In Burbank, yeah.
Yeah, he named his production company off of that.
So, yeah, I kind of--
his production company is in the neighborhood,
and he just called me to do this show.
I mean, he didn't call me, but like--
You didn't tell him when you were
13, hey, one day I'd love to executive produce
something with you?
Do a show with you, yeah.
Should you happen to go on to become a major movie star,
I'd love to do something together.
You and me.
Yeah, well, when we come back, we're going to see--
by the way, I enjoyed the show. - Thank you.
I think it's really good.
It's called "On Becoming A God In Central Florida."
Yeah.
Kirsten Dunst is with us.
We'll be right back.
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Love your buns with splashercise.
Hips and thighs. Hips and thighs.
Love your buns with splashercise.
And move that butt.
Move that butt.
Money in your pocket.
That is Kirsten Dunst in "On Becoming A
God In Central Florida," which is not an exercise show.
I'm the Jane Fonda guys.
My videos are coming out.
I don't know that that clip represents what
actually goes on in the show.
No, no, it's-- yeah.
No.
My husband-- well, if you've seen some of the episodes,
he passes away.
He gets eaten by an alligator. - Uh-huh.
And what happens--
In a very comical fashion.
Yes, it's a dark comedy.
And then what ensues is that he's been attached
to this really awful pyramid scheme taking money from him,
and I kind of get left with this,
and have to figure it out, because we have a child,
and I have to pay the mortgage and everything,
and it's all been dumped on me.
So I kind of am forced to be a part of it.
It's an interesting world, that world
of this kind of quit your job and sell
and be your own person.
Is it based on anything specific?
Is it based on something real?
Yeah, it's like Amway or Herbalife, all those companies
that kind of get people that are down
and, you know, you can't live off minimum wage,
and it's just like you're trying to make it,
and they give you hope.
And that's what this show's about.
Then you see someone driving a car
that has the name of the product on it, and you go--
- All of it, yeah. - --well, that one's--
you've got the car, and maybe I'll get the car.
I'll hit the bonuses.
I'll move up the ladder.
You're explaining it great. Thank you, Jimmy.
Thank you very much, Kirsten.
You're doing all the hard work for me.
I feel like I could be the co-executive producer.
George Clooney probably barely even showed up to the meeting,
right? - You're right.
He was doing "Catch-22."
He's not even involved!
Well, that's something.
And you have a baby in the show.
I do, a little baby.
Baby's about the same age as-- do you get your real
baby and your TV baby confused?
Very confused, yeah.
I can't tell the difference between either of them.
Yeah, you'd have to be so careful with that.
Like, where's my son?
Now I'm breastfeeding this one--
That's so wrong.
You know what?
People do that, though.
I know, they give milk to other people.
It's true, you're right.
Well, they don't just give milk to other people.
Like, there have been, in my family--
Milk given?
Not just milk given.
Milk dispensed.
OK.
Hey, whatever works.
I have, like-- when it comes to women and breastfeeding,
you keep your mouth shut. That's what I've learned.
- Oh. - You haven't learned that?
- Well, I guess not. - I don't know.
I'm always like, don't want to step on anyone's toes.
Like, formula-- everyone's, like, very sensitive, I
feel like, to that stuff.
I just remember hearing stories
of the women in my family, from when I was a baby.
It was like, here, feed this. - Oh, yeah.
Here, feed this. I don't know what it is.
It's need milk, you've got some in you, right?
I've heard that, too. Yeah.
- Yeah. - I mean, whatever works.
But it seems a little odd.
It seems like--
Hey, man, I feel you.
Jimmy, I wouldn't be feeding someone else's baby.
So you're not feeding the on-set baby?
No, I'm not, but it definitely--
I was much more familiar to babies needs.
You are not providing craft services for the child?
- No. - But you do, yeah--
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You probably have feel for-- it's like,
hey, I know how to handle-- - I would, like, handle the--
hand the baby like trash on set.
Like, I remember there was a scene
where I had this, like, you know, like, a paper towel--
empty paper towel roll, so I gave it to the baby,
and the baby's like, oh, I love this thing.
You know what I mean?
They love trash.
They love stupid stuff, yeah.
They love anything.
My son wants, like, old credit cards.
He just wants everything that's not a toy.
That's exactly right.
Especially little boys are attracted to remote controls
from a very young age. - Remotes, oh yeah.
We have a song we made up, because he had the remote
and he'd like to pound it with a guitar.
So Jesse and I would sing--
(SINGING) Motes and guitars don't mix.
Motes and guitars don't mix.
You can do anything you want to, Enny,
but motes and guitars don't mix.
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I like it.
But that's what we're doing at home.
That's what we do.
Kirsten Dunst, everybody.
Remotes and guitars-- - Don't mix.
--do not mix.
That's what we learned. her show is
called "On Becoming A God In Central Florida,"
Sundays on Showtime.
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