ma'am where could I find the doggie damn
I'll hire a killer to plan it to pieces
yo yo what is up everybody back for
another video man listen dad woke up in
it was kind of different because usually
I wake up my chief my phone I read my
comments stuff like your rest of you
suck
Joe rest of you forgetting irrelevant
rest of your music suck you know it's
always something like that but today I
woke up and it was different it was like
this and that and this and that and you
know I don't understand because I don't
speak the language but like this never
happened for it it's just really strange
so I gotta get to the bottom of this
so I started googling like random hazel
my name and and she's not random methods
and guess what man I figured it out man
so I'm like YouTube Twitter alternative
social media in China posting my video
you guys know that one video where I was
just blogging around in China I was just
having a little bit of fun joking around
you know some guy so I don't even know
who he is
look my video and put like subtitles in
it I don't know what they're saying
because you can't copy and paste text
from my video but there is text
description right there
it is in Chinese I don't know if they're
talking about you know I'm saying but
since we're living in 2019 you know I
got the latest technology I can just
translate the page with a few buttons
you know here we go here we go bro what
yo yo read this looking for prostitutes
on a Hong Kong Street this
asian-american red video insults China's
anger
it really says prostituting me whoever
wrote this or translated this we die we
T dude you need to be fired or some
because like you know the English thing
like when I said no where the hoes at
hey where the [ __ ] at what I was
joking because it's like such a random
question to ask like an elderly person
you know I'm saying and then - in
America it's like Schlage like in the
hip-hop and rap music thoughts and hoes
and [ __ ] it's like girls not actual
prostitutes maybe if you take my word
like hoe and buy you know and put it in
like the Chinese dictionary and it comes
out as prostitute it doesn't mean I was
actually meaning it you know I'm saying
like do these guys not know I have like
a children big following that I would
definitely not be seriously asking for
prostitutes in the broad daylight like I
was screaming it if I have been freaking
out but listen to this that's not even
the best part man I was on the side and
right here it's a seven eight zero ching
ching chong you know i don't know what
it's saying you translate it boy you're
telling me some guy took my hard-working
content and just reposted it and got
more this is my actual video yo Wow if
the eight million views in one day I'll
link in the description it's pretty like
ten or twenty nine it's going up right
now it's like where's the money going
because someone's benefiting from you
and it's definitely not me because let's
scroll down to the comments obviously
it's all in Chinese but good thing we
got the handy-dandy translator first
comment I read ugly face is annoying I'm
not annoying come next time it man
obviously it is a mental retardation
alright first two comments I read both
not things I want to read brother has to
be one good coming it should grab its
hair and kicking against his face come
on like that super descriptive and
that's like a final look now I don't
think I'd really deserve that you know
this kind of dog will only dare to go to
Hong Kong and come to a
and they will never return to the United
States in this life yo yo Joe how what
like is he saying if I ever come back
I'm not returning no damn I'll hire a
killer to plan to pieces yo you know I
doubt just me going now and looking for
prostitutes is making these people with
this man I guess they're mad about my
other action sir now where can I find
some dog hey ma'am where could I find a
doggie I saw a ton of comments saying I
was being racist is like guys like
Chinese people out there that are
hanging on me right now like you know
I'm Chinese also right in like the
American culture like I want other like
you know black comedians make jokes
about like no black stereotypes and
tough like they eat fried chicken and
like white people make my jokes you know
Hispanic people make Hispanic jokes and
it's like what I did was like you know I
thought you know since I was aging you
know I was allowed to make these you
know Asian stereotype just look whoever
stole my content and translate this
wrong to make all these Chinese people
hate me translate this right now are you
ready all right listen man you know I'm
sorry to all the Chinese no playing
around you know these guys think I'm
racist I got to stop playing with it
like these guys don't like jokes all
right take this seriously like yo so
translator to translate this right now
I'm sorry doll the Chinese people it
will never happen again sorry for being
disrespectful
what's a looking for prostitute and I
want to come back soon but like you know
I'm kind of scared now because like the
people that here might you know hit me
and like beat me up and stuff so like
just tell them I'm sorry so I can come
back but you know I'm saying oh yeah one
more thing man look at this clip man you
know I thought a big night good they eat
it eat it um yeah yes you know I'm
offering this guy ice cream unfinished
food that I didn't want to throw away
but I swear some people just are so
sensitive
like literally cheer up a little I
didn't find that funny I just find it
disrespectful
now you don't know what his old guys
that's a say rude but he said no and you
said no easy easy eat sir
that's bullying an old man dude Wow Wow
I cry me a river' bro who's bully who
not me are you really gonna be mad about
this no one's bullying anyone if
anything we should be bullying you you
know I'm saying regardless of a few guys
man through the end thank you so much
man jumping like I'm making a bit of
Mauro and for anyone that is hating on
me just stop you guys are just giving
these views and people that are actually
supporting me the guys also watch me I
see you guys I see guys tomorrow I'll
make another video okay
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