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Aaah
(Slow-Mo): Aaah
Hey, check-check
Hey, now many of you know
prank invasion, aka chris monroe, as the kissable
playboy, who can get any cutie he wants with a simple game of rock paper scissor.
A really quick game of rock paper scissors...for a kiss.
Quick game for a quick kiss? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. In fact I have banned my wife,
my sister, and my mother from watching his videos because I am so
critically afraid of him picking 'em up. And I couldn't live with that. Now for those of you guys who don't know who Chris is,
I'd like to take a stroll through memory lane and just do a little refresher. So please, walk with me.
[Vomit noise]
[Chris]:No Clothes Family Day
[Chris]: blowjob from random girls
[Chris]: Mommy make out day. [Ethan]: Chris, going in for the kiss, while mommy holds her little toddler in the other hand. Dawg, you are fucked in the head.
[Chris]: Beautiful Muslim girls, and kiss them.
[Chris]: Pregnancy information day
Now that we've taken a stroll down memory lane, I think it's time to take a
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The ART of the kiss!
AAAAHHHHH
[Gross kissing noise] make it stop
Okay, let us begin with this video here. Examine as Chris takes a huge inhale AH
Now, let me ask you this, when you're making a kissing tutorial, do you think that this is a flattering lighting to be enticing people
To want to kiss you just
To look down there you could see the uvula
Dangling, my doggy. Why you got to get so deep into that damn mouth hole, dude? How does Chris even light the inside of his
mouth that well? I have a ton of lights in here
How do you do it?
How do you make your mouth look that hot and sexy and kissable? I do wonder if he has crazy special effects
oh yeah who wants to kiss me
Who wants to kiss me now here to look at my kissing tutorial oh
Guys, we have insane special effects here today and I want to give a big thank you to Hila my assistant, she's great she's really
Terrific guys it is not easy coming out here in these green-screen suits. Hila do you have anything you want to say, do you want to come out here?
no
give it up guys give a round of applause please for our gracious
Assistant Hila here, she is terrific. All I know is that I need to take an even closer look can we go deeper
Aaaaah
[Disgusted] Welcome
Do you guys smell that?
[Ethan gag] God
Here we are in the sulfur mines at the back of Chris's throat, you could see them just chipping away
tonsil stones there at the mouth
Do you know what sulfur smells like? It smells like a wet, hot, dirty fart. It smells like a
rotten egg was slammed on the floor, eaten by a dog
shit out
and set on fire. This is basically what is going on inside of Chris's mouth
Man he's got
Shawarma blacked into those braces boy it is not a good sight so I only have one question for y'all who's ready to pucker up
[Predator noise]
The art of kiss
Aaaaaaah
If you quickly run down to the
description, you can find out how he does it? How does he do it? How did this pimp get all the cuties?
You probably guessed it: a magic thumb
WHAT?!?! This guy's just giving away
magic thumbs for free? He's given these things away, you guys. He is
giving these magic thumbs away. How I use this thumb to kiss some several hot ladies?
"Doesn't have to even be just hot girls you trick friends and family into believing you have superpowers"
He's just given away of the magic powers. Guys, I've seen enough here. We need to go even deeper
because guess what? This is all ancient history but Chris is back
Here we are on prank invasion high school edition
high school edition okay let's stroll through the comments shall we i love watching these videos ironically the cringefest is
Fantastic this is the audience they're no longer kids jerking their ding-dong these are people who enjoy the cringefest
look continue down chris it's been a while since h3 roasted me let's fix that
"can't wait for the h3 video." "Can't wait for the gay edition kissing prank." Well, yeah that's all that one's actually already happened
Chris: We're going to be kissing girls, pretending that I'm gay
and then this is when it gets real
This is when it gets so spooky, that I wonder if we haven't tumbled in to the twilight meme zone here.
"Waiting for H3H3 reaction video" on this. Prank invasion says
me too
We have traveled into meme versus unknown we need to talk to an expert
we need to talk to a cringe connoisseur and who better than
Joey Salads Let's go deeper. [We're gonna have] her breastfeed in public with her boob coming out and we're gonna see how people react
Joey Salads tweets out: "You can't purposely make a video for @h3h3productions to react to, it needs
to be natural cringe." And that's true. When you become self-aware and baiting that
invalidates the cringe and automatically makes it something not interesting to watch
But listen as Joey continues, "But if you try so hard for the reaction, that in of itself will become cringier than the content"
fascinating.
fascinating stuff here.
"I saw your podcast, where you talked about Prank Invasion and the brad berries,
u should make a whole video on the try hards."
I believe that's where we are here today, Joey.
and thanks to your slick investigation work, you gumshoe, yeah, I believe that we have
broken through
To new ground. I tip the salad bowl to you, my friend
Imma toss it with some ranch some, italian, maybe some caesar...
and Joey, I wish you the best of luck with your child abduction prank
so here's one, to you.
[Joey]:Today, we're gonna be doing another abduction social experiment
Woman: I don't know!!!
Aaaahhhhhhhhhh *exhaling*
What up, invaders? Chris here! I'm so happy to be back on YouTube. It's been a long
time, but today we're coming back strong with kissing prank, high school edition. As always, let's do it
Yes, Chris says to himself, let's go to a high school
and try to kiss the cuties there. Surely, Ethan will take the bait. Did you expect to bait this though Chris?
Did you expect to bait this?
Who's been baited now?
Chris, I'm talking directly to you, because I know you're watching this. Is this what you wanted??
Is this what you wanted?
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Chris: What grade are you in? Girl: I'm a senior.
You're a senior. Are you over 18?
Ethan: Um, "Are you over 18?" because that's as we know how all good kisses begin
You are? Okay, I wanted to know if you wanted to play a really quick game
for a kiss with me
Are you- yeah are you down? Girl: [A kiss?] Yeah...
Okay, Rock Paper Scissors. Here we go
rock paper scissors... rock paper scissors
I'm on a high school campus. Are you a senior? Are you over 18? Am I performing statutory rape on camera?Okay, good
You know what? Forget the game, come here
*High Schoolers squealing in the background*
*One kid yells out "What the fuck??!! WHAT IS THIS?"*
*(Unintelligible yelling)*
They're trying to make it look like they all know what's about, to happen. Now watch as this whole school erupts. Unbelievable
*I'm fading away*
Now, watch closely to the back right as you could see the vice principal strolling up on his golf cart. You see that too little...
...too late. Shame on you, you just got memed and I'm fading away because of it.
Where are the parents?
Why is this strange man allowed to stroll onto a high school campus and perform these ridiculous pranks?
Are you a senior here?
Okay, and you're 18. Please tell me you're 18.
Chris:Okay I wanted to know you want to play a quick game of rock-paper-scissors for a kiss with me? Are you down? Girl:Okay
Chris: Okay, here we go
I am completely faded away into the meme verse.
I no longer understand meme from cringe from self aware from me.
Einstein predicted this paradox when he said "when you go the speed of light e equals mc square says within it that when you go
the speed of light, you become energy itself." How can mass become energy? Just like this here?
How can cringe become inherently entertaining? I don't understand what's happening.
And so, with that, I bid you all adieu and I wish you all good luck investigating this yourself.
As for me, I am completely lost.
Chris: What grade are you in?
Girl: I'm a senior
Chris: You're a senior. Um, are you over 18?
Chris: Please tell me that you're a senior
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah