morning sweetie
mmm that smells so good i made a
gorgeous egg white omelet with mushrooms
and spinach and freshly chopped tomatoes
from our backyard do you want one sure
stove's right there
but i thought you meant
there's no more eggs
oh right
i can't make an omelet without eggs yeah
i can't argue with that
i guess i'll just suck on this tomato
skin
i already did
tori
what it's 3 30 in the morning why are
you up where are you up
oh
it's so thick and green
[Music]
you look upset
i just want someone to listen to me
will you listen to me
of course baby
okay
well
there's this weird girl at my school her
name's pawnee bonnie
anyway she's
she's like been tormenting me and
and i'm just
i'm so so worried that what are you
doing
i was checking my email
mom i am talking to you i i'm scared
that this girl at school is gonna do
something bad okay
maybe we can uh we need cops when does
dad get back in town not till sunday
well can you call his partner okay i'll
text gary yeah text gary i like that guy
i know he's handsome right
kinda
hey baby i am furious oh
well uh
yeah you should call your mom
i put this stupid chicken in the oven
three hours ago and it's still not
cooked
okay um
a couple of things
you didn't turn the oven
on
this is a turkey
and uh yeah it's frozen
well what am i supposed to feed back
does he like turkey sickles dad
i'm gonna go in the garage and run on
the trail no you gotta help me cook the
turkey sorry i can't hear you over the
music even though this isn't playing yet
hey tor
hi mom
take off your shirt
why when was the last time you shaved
under your arms i don't know last night
this morning are you stubbly yet
uh
maybe a little oh good shirt off come on
okay
you want to tell me what this is about i
found this new depilatory cream from
sweden and it totally made me think of
you
why me dapilla tori oh my god
okay arms up all the way
all right
now
we just smear this stuff
under both your arms
and in 15 minutes your pits will be
smooth as a baby's butt
can't wait
why does it seem like you're in a weird
mood
because you know my friend robbie
glasses puppet aphra yeah
he started doing this online blog thingy
keep your arms up they're up
okay i need to put an end to this now
and to what
why those kids want pictures of you
hello
tori
you're taking a phone call now no i
didn't even press answer i'm sorry my
phone is very broken mom i can't talk
now can you hear me hi mrs vega hello
tori
turn it off i'm pressing end call
i can't hear you mom just hang up i'm at
the drugstore do you want me to buy you
some more
i have some ointment if you need it
please read the next query
at the twilight's the screening
i thought it was twilight's last beaming
no it's gleaming
i think it's beaming well it's not
oh
mom please don't confuse me i'm already
terrified of what forgetting the lyrics
there's tv cameras here and a million
cell phones and i don't want to mess up
and be humiliated
then you better not forget the lyrics
tori
tori hey mom what is all this you said i
could shoot a short film here for school
yeah i thought that meant you a couple
of friends a camcorder maybe a
microphone
mom dale squires is helping us this is a
big deal
hey did you buy on your dip
no
why not
okay
where's trina tori locked her in the
bathroom cat you weren't supposed to
tell her that i'm okay with it
i'm just gonna go take a hot bath
please don't ruin the house we're not
gonna ruin the house
my bad
i'll uh just try to yeah well okay mom
what year did they disband the soviet
union and start calling it russia i
don't know look it up on the internet i
can't
okay
what
who texted you oh it's just gary your
father's friend on the police force
what do you say no nothing i'll just
delete this
hey could you get the door i want to
watch this wacky donkey video again it's
hilarious have you seen it
you know i haven't why are you killing
me
i'm never playing mini golf with you
guys again promise
what happened trida missed a putt so she
got upset and threw a golf club at her
father
no i threw my golf club and dad just
stood there and let it hit him
well
that was fun
oh honey
it's throbbing
trina get an ice pack no i have to go
paint my
nails oh
it is throbbing
yes
yes thank you baby
oh
oh hey did you talk to your friends
about your boss yeah i think we're all
going good you're taking trina no yes
you are taking trina not happening
we'll buy you a car any car you want
you don't even have to bring her back