The Revenant (2009) Hey what's up guys. Today I'll
show you a horror-comedy film: "The Revenant"! Spoiler ahead, watch out and take care!
The movie begins with an American soldier named Bart, on a mission in Iraq. He's riding in a
truck with his squadron. Two of the soldiers are having arguments about whether they're in Iraq
for a noble cause or for justice. Bart is driving the truck, and gets distracted by the argument. He
hits a kid that is standing in the middle of the road. The other soldier commands him to continue
driving, since it might be an ambush. But Bart's conscience gets the better of him, and he gets
down from the vehicle. He walks several meters into the desert to check on the kid. However,
it does turn out to be an ambush. Several rebel fighters appear, and they all shoot him. He gets
shot in the head, and he immediately dies. Bart's remains are flown back to the United
States. His friends and family hold a funeral for him. After he is placed inside his grave, his best
friend, Joey, and Bart's girlfriend Janet, drown their sorrows in a bar. Janet is despondent,
and wonders out loud if the reason why Bart joined the military was that he didn't want to marry her.
Joey comforts her using his muscles, by sharing that Bart was getting ready to propose, and he
even asked Janet to look for rings. This sends Janet into an even deeper depression, and she
cries even more. Joey assures her that Bart loves her very much. In the heat of the moment, the two
of them share a smelly kiss, without using their tongues. Bart's best friend and girlfriend end up
spending a fantastic hormone night together. That same night, Bart rises from his freshly-dug
grave in the cemetery. He gets inside a morgue, and looks at himself in the mirror with horror
and revulsion. His skin now has a grey pallor, and his eyes are pale like the white house.
His body is effectively decomposing, and his gunshot wounds are growing worse. Bart doesn't
understand what's happening to him. The only thing he knows is that he has
to see his best friend Joey. So Bart heads to Joey's house, and knocks on the door. However,
Joey doesn't believe that it's him. So He whacks Bart in the head with a baseball bat. Eventually,
Joey accepts that his best friend is back from the dead. He lets the shitty Bart inside his
house. Joey suggests that he get checked out by a doctor, so they can figure out
what happened to him. Bart then inexplicably throws up black vomit all over the rug.
Joey takes Bart to a hospital. The nurse examining him is astounded that he appears
to be a living corpse. When Bart unbuttons his shirt, the nurse gets stunned by his zombified
muscles, but is later frightened by the huge autopsy scar he has on his hairy chest.
Joey takes Bart back to his house again. Bart continues to weaken and vomit dark bile. He then
proceeds to lose consciousness on the living room floor. Desperate, Joey calls Janet's
female friend, and swears her to secrecy. She confirms that Bart really does not have a pulse,
and he is essentially dead as shit. However, she also posits that he may be undead: a being that
needs to consume blood in order to continue existing. The only way to stop his torment
is to chop off his head, or else he will have to feed on people for the rest of eternity.
Joey helps Bart raid a blood bank, so he can get fresh blood to consume. Afterward,
they celebrate by grabbing drinks at the bar. But when morning comes, Bart suddenly returns
to being an inanimate corpse, and Joey has to carry him back to his house.
Joey also shares his own theory that he formed, after exhaustive online research: he thinks
that Bart is a hybrid of a zombie and a vampire that is called a revenant. When he died in Iraq,
he must have been infected with the virus there. It also appears that Bart cannot move during
daylight hours, and he must keep consuming blood, in order to stave off his decomposition.
The two best friends go to a grocery store to buy some more beer. While there,
they encounter a gang member, who points a gun at them and demands their money. He shoots Bart,
but since he is undead and armed with bullet-proof zombified muscles, the gunshot doesn't affect him.
Joey and Bart overpower the gang member, ending his ganging life. Bart then feeds on his blood.
To get rid of his body, Joey suggests that they wrap him up, and weigh him down with rocks,
before throwing him into the nearby river. Just like last night, Bart reverts to being an
inanimate corpse when morning comes. Joey carries him back home to the apartment. Moments later,
Janet and her friend knock on his door. The friend has already revealed to Janet that Bart has come
back from the dead. Janet cannot believe it, and when she finds Bart lying on Joey's bed,
she remarks that he feels so cold. But she stays there until nighttime,
and watches with her own eyes as Bart wakes up. The two lovers happily reconcile.
Later that night, Bart and Joey go to another convenience store. The attendant appears and
starts acting nervously. Moments later, a criminal appears and points a gun at all of them. He orders
the attendant to give him all their money. Bart obeys and gives him his wallet. But the criminal
is now preparing to shoot the attendant, so Bart retaliates by pulling out his own gun,
and pointing it at the criminal. They both shoot at each other at the same time. But of course,
Bart is still alive, despite the huge gaping gunshot wound on his bullet-proof chest. The
attendant is so grateful to them that he gives them a lot of the store's merchandise.
Bart and Joey like the thrill they get from eradicating criminals,
and saving innocent people. So they start being nighttime vigilantes, that stop criminals around
the city like Robinson. First, Bart takes out a hooligan, who is doing a hold-up at an ATM;
and then he also saves a woman from two hormone rich rapists. As an added benefit,
Bart feeds on the bodies of the criminals. Meanwhile, the media interviews the attendant,
and he has nothing but praises for Bart and Joey. This adds to the hype for the mysterious
vigilantes, and both Bart and Joey get even more enthusiastic about their mandate. In fact,
Joey gets so excited that he asks Bart to turn him into a revenant, so he can have that power
as well. Bart scoffs at him, because he doesn't view his condition as a gift,
but as a curse. He cannot fathom why Joey would willingly want to endure the same pain he does.
Joey is dejected, but he drops the topic. Later that night, Joey and Bart intervene in
another hold-up in a corner store. However, something goes wrong, and Joey ends up being
seriously wounded. Bart carries him to his car, and attempts to take him to the hospital. However,
Joey quickly bleeds to death. Bart has no choice but to feed on his friend,
turning him into a revenant to save his life. This time, it's Bart carrying his best friend's
body back to the apartment. He waits until Joey finishes his transformation. Several hours later,
Joey emerges from the bathroom as a newly-made revenant. He is delighted that he now shares
the same power as Bart. But he soon feels the same thirst as well.
The two of them continue their vigilante acts, by monitoring the neighborhood and dispatching
criminals. Joey also readily adjusts to his new life as a revenant. Meanwhile, More and
more news agencies start covering the mysterious vigilantes, and they become more famous.
Janet's friend watches the news, and surmises that the vigilantes are Bart and Joey. One night,
she follows them to their destination. The two best friends enter a warehouse, and start
shooting a group of drug dealers inside. But when Bart picks up the wallet of one of the men,
he realizes that the people they shot were cops. Joey doesn't really feel guilty about what they
did, and brushes that revelation off. But Bart disagrees, saying that killing policemen isn't
right. Janet's friend witnesses all this, and Bart and Joey are soon alerted to their presence. She
disparages Bart for leading Janet on, and letting her believe that there is a cure
for his condition. She threatens to tell the cops their identities. Joey is enraged, and kills the
friend. As she lies dying on the floor, she sends the recording of their conversation to Janet.
Bart gets angry at Joey for killing Janet's friend. But because they may
be outed to the police soon, Joey urges him to run away together.
Bart heads to Janet's apartment. She had already received what her friend sent, and she's furious
at what Bart had done. He confesses that he needs the blood to stop his decomposition,
and the more moral way to do that is to kill criminals. However, Janet has another idea.
She offers her own blood, so he won't have to resort to killing. She cuts open her arm,
and offers it to Bart. so He starts feeding on her diabetic blood, rather than her hormones.
Later that night, Joey arrives with a hearse he procured with two coffins inside. He suggests that
they go to Vegas, and live a life of debauchery together. But the panicked Bart confesses that he
got carried away when he was feeding on Janet, and he ended up accidentally killing her.
Bart then shows him Janet's corpse on the couch. He has two choices: either let Janet turn into
a revenant as well, or decapitate her head to ensure that she will stay dead. Joey is angry
that he killed Janet, and he reveals that he slept with her the night of Bart's funeral.
This leads to a shoot-out between Bart and Joey. Despite shooting each other multiple times, the
two of them can't die. Finally, Joey swears that both their friendship and zombie-ship is over,
and he will go to Vegas on his own. When Joey leaves, Bart gets to work on
decapitating Janet's head from her body. He has chosen not to condemn her to a life of
suffering and evil. He then drops her greasy remains into the river, where he usually takes
his victims' bodies. However, the police catch him there, and arrest him.
Soon after, Bart is taken to jail and thrown into a cell.
Meanwhile, Joey is driving around town, looking for his next victim. However, he is ambushed by
gang members, who are seeking revenge for Bart and Joey's first victim. They take him from his
vehicle, and kidnap him. It appears that the gang member they threw into the river, had survived and
transformed into a revenant too. He intends to exact revenge on Joey and Bart for transforming
him. The gang member brandishes a chainsaw, and decapitates Joey's head from his body.
Morning comes, and without consuming human blood, Bart returns to being a corpse in his cell. The
police discover his dead body, and put him in the morgue. When night falls, he wakes up.
He returns to Joey's apartment, and sees a package addressed to him. He opens it,
and sees Joey's decapitated head. It appears that Joey is still alive,
but is struggling to speak. Bart looks around, and sees a vibrator. He uses it to enable Joey's
speaking ability. Joey reveals that the gang member is responsible for decapitating him, and
Bart now has to run before the gang member catches him too. In addition, he also requests Bart to
kill him too, so he can rest in peace. Bart takes Joey's head, and tearfully says
goodbye to him. He tells Joey that he loves him, and that he is still his best friend.
Afterward, he crushes Joey's head underneath a bulldozer, to finally end his suffering.
After that, Bart loses the will to live. He has no more friends or family, and he doesn't see a
point in continuing his depraved existence. He tries to shoot himself in the head; but this
doesn't work. He also tries hanging himself, using a string of Christmas lights; but this also proves
futile. He then attempts to jump in front of an oncoming train, but is still unsuccessful.
Defeated, Bart just picks himself up, and boards the same train. He sits down, and rifles through
his pockets for a lighter. Instead, he finds the letter that Janet left for him in his jacket
pocket during his funeral. He reads it and sobs. A woman approaches him to ask if he is alright;
but she recoils, when she sees how grotesque Bart's appearance is. At this point, Bart has
lost his moral compass already. So He attacks the woman, and eats her and her smelly part.
When the train stops, passengers come onboard, and discover what Bart did. He quickly flees,
but is ambushed by several SWAT team members in the station. A shoot-out ensues, and many
innocent passengers are caught in the gunfire. Bart survives, and manages to escape to a nearby
hill overlooking the city. He watches as dawn slowly lightens up the sky. Like clockwork,
he turns back into a corpse again. A group of men in hazmat suits slowly approach him.
Several months later, a lead scientist tours a group of government officials and military
officers around their underground laboratory. In front of them are several revenants imprisoned
in glass tubes. One of them is Bart. The lead scientist remarks that they
do not know how the infection spreads, only that Bart was patient zero.
The military uses the revenants, and deploys them as biological weapons
to Iran. Bart finds himself back in the warzone. The movie ends with Bart heading
toward the city to spread violence and infection: as a soldier once again.
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