here we are
we've come so far
all alone
you still want home
well I know that feel
but let's be real
see what you have
good food, good drinks, good friends, bad laughs so,
i know you're driven, but look what you've been given.
is what you have to do
really worth all this to you?
you're not alone
you've got this ol' bag of bones
to help you through.
to show you what to do.
i'm rootin' for ya, kid
always will and always did.
hey, kid.
sit down.
let me tell you a story.
i sit at my post~
down in the snow.
its raining somewhere~
i dunno
i look for humans.
its such a bore.
but then one day,
i see this door....
so i go to this door,
practice knock-knock jokes,
just some fun, nothin more, just jokes.
knock em' dead, knock em' out
like my life's a joke,
then i hear her voice~
Who's there?
i reply,
dishes
Dishes who?
dishes a very very bad knock knock joke
then she howls, best she heard in years. (Toriel laughs in the background)
i keep goin', she keeps laughing at my jokes
then i hear her voice~
Knock knock
who's there?
old lady.
old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
tellin' jokes, there for hours in the snow,
then I had to go~
i came back, the next day, the day after that,
it's a thing, like a story for my bro.
tell bad jokes, through a door, laugh your fears away,
'cause its raining somewhere~
then one day, i tell jokes,
couldn't hear her laugh.
i asked her what was wrong that day.
i heard tears, weeping coming through the door. (Toriel sobs in the background)
then i heard her voice~
If a human ever comes through the door,
would you promise me just one thing?
Watch over, protect the one
who comes through the door.
Could you do this for me?
i hate making promises
and i don't know her name.
so i sat
and thought.
it was raining somewhere.
that's a laugh.
but someone who could laugh at an awful joke,
you just can't say no, can't laugh it off.
thanks to her, to promises, and awful jokes
here you stand today~
lighten up, i'll be there, i will keep you safe.
look at you, standing strong, atta boy
guess that's all, so take care of youself, kiddo
because someone cares~
it's raining somewhere~
hey, it's me, sans.
sans the skeleton.
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anyway, i should probably get going.
if it isn't the kid in trouble, it's papyrus, and, well, you know how that is.