isn't it amazing all the things that you
learn when you're stuck
in an infinite time loop
give me all your money thank you ma'am
thank you quick question
this might sound strange but are you
experiencing some sort of temporal
homily who are you it's it's me
billy from school
i let myself in the quad sophomore year
blatter billy oh my god how are you
it's been so long look are you
experiencing a time move or not i
am having some chronological
reoccurrences i
wasn't actually expecting you to say yes
yeah i wake up get ready keep that money
going
but when i start to put my makeup on
time jumps and i'm back on my bed again
the same thing happens to me except for
the whole
makeup thing you know i'm not i didn't
ask if you were
okay you know what you're killing my
life
i'm fine that's just what time does rips
you apart
sell by sell piece by piece add them by
adam and you can feel
every little bit of it but once it's
over it's over and you kind of get used
to it
okay so we're back here again woke up
not too long ago this is actually where
i slept
i think i'm going to try and do my
makeup again and hope
and pray that time doesn't loop first
i'm going to open up
the day's been seized maybe
it's because i'm trying too hard i'm not
like you
i don't want to seize the day i just
don't want the day to
seize me i won't try it out first thing
i'm going to do
is i'm going to flip my hair back that
is totally growing out of my scalp
not trying at all i'm just gonna
okay i just used a primer totally wasn't
trying just going through the motions
i've been stuck in this time loop for
like
i don't know i'm losing track of time is
time real
what is time get this kids time
is an illusion i've been stuck on the
same day
for at least 100 days it's kind of
incredible
i'm only 16. kind of crazy that i'm
stuck at this really
awful age i don't know what y'all were
doing when you were 16
but i'm not having a good time
what are you doing now right now i'm
doing my face how did you get in my
apartment
it's fine i already started and if i
keep going back and get stressed
time is just gonna
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just more concealer
dark areas not that anything's wrong
with being dark but just particularly
around this area because of scarring and
facial hair and stuff like that embrace
your beauty embrace
your chocolate skin time to set
no thanks to you i finally got through
it first step done
using what i just did as evidence it
seems to appear that the messier i apply
this makeup
the time continuum
seems to keep going let's keep that same
energy this is called a cushion
well i don't put anything on my forehead
because i've got bangs i don't know any
other teens who use foundation except
for me not concealer
but what are you concealing all of my
insecurities
oh this is the first time i blended like
this more
powder so this powder is more how do you
say
it's specifically for highlighting
oh that's pretty thank you the warmer
darker powder just taking a little and
setting the rest of my face
because we did use foundation
sweetie that's blush
it's gonna be red bring back my useful
16
year old skin and the warmth in there by
bronzing and
mixing it with blush is it actually
doing anything for me
debatable but i feel like it's doing
something and that's really all that
matters
spray some water all over my face
because
my face feels dry after all that powder
this is crazy we've already got the base
done
i think that we've caught on to
something girls it's gonna be a little
hard to do my brows haphazardly but
whatever i really don't know how to do
them anyway so i'm just gonna just keep
it simple
you're back in first grade and just draw
a line wow that looks like
something moving on to my eyeliner i'm
creating brow hairs right here
if that wasn't already clear eyebrows
are really important because i've got
bangs
in an attempt to try and clean up the
brow area it doesn't need to be perfect
but at least
it can look human just sharpen that
up just like the tiniest bit just on the
bottom wow this one's like
way more arched for some reason like
what's going on there taking our
dirty sponge blend it out my eyebrows
are like not as dark as i would like
them to be though so this is when a brow
gel comes in handy
it's basically a glorified mascara for
your eyebrows
for the low low cost of only 25
not gonna lie these makeup stores really
have me messed up me
and my mom's bank account messed up like
how are y'all gonna make one eyeliner 20
bucks
i know you'll have to pay and feed other
people but where are the dollar store
makeup brands
and don't get me started on nasa hollow
spacecraft
because i know lots about that before i
highlight i like to go in with this
palette that has a lot of caucasian
colors in it and i just like to extra
highlight
right under my eye you see how much more
awake i look
and how reverse contoured my nose is
it's because of those ashy colors
that i can look this awake i just put
this on the high points of my face
really solidify that i am indeed a
glowing
16 year old still in high school i still
love eyeshadow or whatever
like i'm not really an eyeshadow girl
like i'm not like other girls like i
really could care less about makeup or
like anything that other girls care
about like i don't know boys or whatever
like i
really don't care about them all of that
said i
will put on makeup not because i want to
or because i want to be like other girls
but because like
it's pretty just smearing on really
pretty color oh it's crazy how it's like
really like blending in with my eye it's
actually blending really nicely
just take the lighter color and i just
smear that on the inside of my eye
this is really hard if you have nails on
also did i mention that i want to be a
nasa technical coordinator like
other girls aren't even seeing me right
now like i'm so
freaking smart i have my life set up i
have it planned
sweetie i'm a genius so stick that in
your air fryer and
fry it now for eyeliner this is going to
take a while
boo so you might want to grab a snack or
something
how long is this going to take do you
want me to loop time again
all right okay that's what i thought
i'll just uh wait
then here i'm almost done and now for
something that
no other high school girl wears
eyelashes so you know how the eyes are
the windows to the soul
well nasa says that if you look at them
long enough
you could fall in love with that person
so while that's tacky
i'm going to make myself look even more
like a teenager
by taking the white underneath my eye
and just extending it ooh
i'm like drawing inside my eye don't i
look youthful i mean
crazy that's the power of makeup i think
our lashes are ready
i don't have my tweezers but that's okay
because we're just throwing these on
right nothing has to be perfect
nothing has to be perfect nothing has to
be perfect
whoa they're on finishing touches on the
bottom
just to thicken the bottom lashes just a
little it's okay if you smudge the
mascara on your bottom
lid this is actually all the rage in
high school
i mean not like i would care i'm super
natural i only like natural things
if it's not natural get it out of my
face which is why i am putting on this
really natural
liquid lipstick because it's natural in
order to bring back
some of that two-toned look i'm going to
be using this lipstick made out of pure
menthol
the tingle and burn that it uses on my
lips feels so
rejuvenating and refreshing for a day
full
of verbal abuse from my high school
peers
it really is the tiny perfect little
things that
help you get through the day finishing
touch a mole
ooh for beauty
and that's it i'm finished
something has changed within me
i can see all the streams of time
coming
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i'm coming jump into my arms
billy i finally know who i am
i'm an oracle of time and i can control
all of the cosmos but being so
i cannot be with you billy because we
are not at the same kind
i'm sorry billy i'm
sorry
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hey everyone miles j here i hope you
enjoyed today's little video
and makeup look thank you for watching
today's video and don't forget to watch
the map of tiny perfect things only on
amazon prime video bye
look at this this is what it's like
working on a studio
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