(lighthearted music)
- Uuuummm.
- Uhhhhhh.
(laughter)
- Blue falcon is when your airplane
is ready to go.
That's a Blue falcon.
- Like time to hide, Blue falcon.
I feel like that's how military terms work.
- You're about to fall in the ocean?
- A Blue fis a rare form of bird that's endangered.
- Blue falcon?
Better known as the buddy fucker.
He steals your chow,
your porno mags while you're away,
doesn't cover your six.
- Also known as Bravo Foxtrot.
- Barney style is probably when they decide
to all dress in purple for the day.
Right?
- Just be very loving towards your friends.
Probably give people hugs.
- When you dress up all fancy,
kind of like Barney's of New York.
- Like being an idiot.
Being stupid.
(Bell rings)
Is that it?
- We don't have too many smart people in the Marine Corps,
so we gotta break it down to Barney Style.
How to--
- Use it.
- tie their boots.
- Could you explain that to me a little bit simpler?
- I'm guessing pucker factor is when you're a soldier,
and you go to the bar, and your pucker factor
is how likely you are to pick up
whoever you wanna pick up.
- How fast can that car go?
How quickly it'll pucker up?
- The amount a new uniform puckers?
Because of its starchiness?
- Maybe it's like how bad you miss your significant other
on the other side of the world.
- I think pucker factor would have something to do with
how scared you are of something that's a big deal.
Like (bell rings) you're puckering.
- Pucker factor is when you're in
like a very intense high pressure situation
that makes your sphincter like tighten up.
(laughs)
I don't know, can anyone say that better?
- [men] Perfect. You hit it.
- When people think about joining the military
they forget about the pucker factor.
- I think this is literal.
- I think it actually means they're
gonna punch you in the face.
- They don't wanna go through actually beating you up,
so they just tell you to...
You're not that important.
Just do it yourself.
- It's probably like a masturbation joke.
- Beat it, like get out of here,
with your face, so don't look over here.
- Like slamming your face into the ground?
(bell rings)
Like when they're crawling under barbed wire or something.
- Push up.
- [man bottom left] What are push ups?
- You know that position you lay when you
go to sleep face down?
- Sleep.
- So imagine put your arms next to your shoulders like this,
and then press away from that.
(laughter)
- I think we call that yoga,
and we only do that at certain times of the day.
(laughter)
- Your balls are your most important part of yourself,
as a guy, so I assume it's the most important part
of the batallion, so it's tank maintenance.
- It's gotta mean something gendered, right?
- Like saying look out, something's coming at your balls.
- I feel like it means I have to guard something.
- Maybe it's like a special timepiece
that you keep in your scrotal area?
- I think balls watch sounds like something
that like a cadet has to do.
"Oh I'm on balls watch," and then the older guy goes
"Been there.
"Earn your keep."
- I got the what watch?
- Balls watch.
- Ball watch.
Midnight, to 12 a.m. to four.
- Cuz you sleep with your head down looking at your nuts.
- You're trying to stay awake and do this.
(laughter)
- Looking at the balls.
- Yup, still there.
Still there Chief.
Just checking.
- A Jody boy is a guy
who refuses
to get rid of his pony tail when enlisting.
- A Jody boy is like someone who's always
calling Jody at home, he's like never eye on the prize,
never focused on battle.
- Get on up to the jody boy.
It's a sleeping cabin, where they rest.
- Maybe it's like a nickname for a person
who has a certain kind of chore.
- Maybe it's like the Colonel's favorite.
Like Jesse's girl, but Jody's boy.
- ♫Wish I was Jody's boy
(laughter)
♫I wish that I was Jody's boy♫
- Jody boy is the guy that's back
taking care of your girlfriend while you're deployed.
- What do you call the girlfriend
who'd doing your boyfriend while you're away?
- Marine wife.
(laughter)
Marine wife.
- Is it a sex position?
I mean it's either a drink or a dance.
(laughs) Right?
It's gotta be one of those things.
- This is what every soldier says in every single war movie.
- Sounds like a dance move.
- I can only assume it's the literal interpretation
of let's get drunk, let's dance with partners,
and then let's dance more complicatedly with partners.
- I feel like it stands for what the fuck.
- (breaths in loudly)
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
What the fuck?
(bell rings)
Over.
- [man top left] We've been going through so much together,
bad times, that our humor becomes vulgar,
but it's just a way to cope.
Don't cry.
- Can I scratch?
Is that okay?
- Oh you were scratching.
It's because we got all serious I thought you were crying.