GREAT TO SEE YOU BOTH.
PERCHT THANK YOU.
EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS,
AND PRESIDENT TRUMP DELIVERED IN
DALLAS.
TAKING ON HIS DEMOCRATIC RIVALS
ONE BY ONE.
WATCH.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT GUY HAS
GOT A CHANCE.
SLEEPY JOE I DON'T THINK HE'S
GOT A CHANCE.
I THOUGHT POCAHONTAS WAS GONE
LEFTS IN EMBER GOT TO GIVE HER
CREDIT THOSE EMBERS THEY KEPT
GOING, GOING, GOING CROOKED
HILLARY.
CROOKED HILLARY --
WHERE ARE THOSE E-MAILS HILLARY
REMEMBER THE E-MAILS THAT --
33,000 E-MAILS COVERING HER --
AND HER DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
33,000 THAT'S A LOT OF E-MAILS
FOR A WEDDING.
AND WORKING OUT ACTION THE THE
PRESIDENT DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AND
SENIOR ARIZONA FOR THE TRUMP
2020 CAMPAIGN LAURA TRUMP.
SO WE WERE JUST TALKING BEFORE
HAND AND I WAS TELLING YOU MY
THEORY AND I LIKE IT.
LET ME JUST DRAW THIS OUT ON THE
AUDIENCE HERE WHEN USUAL LILY
POLITICIANS GO NEGATIVE, THEY GO
DIRTY.
IT CAN BACKFIRE WHEN TRUMP GOES
NEGATIVE WITH THE POCAHONTAS AND
SLEEPY JOE HE DOES IT IN SUCH A
FUNNY HUMOROUS WAY THAT IT
DOESN'T BLOW BACK ON HIM AND
ACTUALLY MAKES HIM LOOK GOOD.
ENPEOPLE DON'T LIKE ALL OF THE
NEGATIVE ADS THAT WE
TRADITIONALLY SEE I THINK WITH
POLITICIANS HE'S NOT SWRES SEE
AS WE KNOW A TRADITIONAL
POLITICIAN, AND IT IS ACTUALLY
VERY UNIQUE THE WAY HE DOES
THIS.
THIS IS CHARMING IN A WAY.
AND I THINK IN WAYS NOT AS
OFFENSIVE HE GETS HIS POINT
ACROSS WHICH WE KNOW HE WILL.
BUT HE DOES HAVE A VERY UNIQUE
BRANDING ABILITY, AND I THINK
PEOPLE ACTUALLY REALLY ENJOY
THEMSELVES WHEN THEY HEAR THIS.
>> IN ON THE JOKE BECAUSE THEY
GO AND EXPECT TO HEAR SLEEPY JOE
RIFT OF POCAHONTAS A CROOKED
HILLARY RIFF, AND YOU KNOW IT IS
NOT LIKE OH, MAN.
THAT'S A MEAN GUY BUT POKING
FUN.
>> FUNNY.
BIDEN NOT A GREAT NIGHT THE
OTHER NIGHT ON CNN DEBATE HERE'S
HIGHLIGHTS AS WE LIKE TO CALL
THEM LOW LIGHTS FROM SLEEPY
SWROA.
[LAUGHTER]
>> GOT MOVED, THE TO MAKE SURE
THAT --
I LIKE TO HEAR USED DIMINISHES
AND WHY IN GOD'S NAME CLIPPING
COUPONS ON STOCK MARKET MAKE, IN
FACT, PAY A LOWER TAX RATE THAN
SOMEONE WHO, IN FACT, IS --
LIKE I SAID A SCHOOL TEACHER AND
A FIREFIGHTER?
I WOULD ELIMINATE CAPITAL GAINS
TAX THAT --
I WOULD RAISE THE CAPITAL GAIN
TAX WHAT IS HAPPENING IN IRAQ IS
GOING TO --
I MEAN, IT IS GOING TO BE IN
AFGHANISTAN HE SAID I BELIEVE
VLADIMIR PUTIN NOT OUR
INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY.
>> NO.
NO --
WHAT IS CLIPPING COUPONS IN
STOCK MARKET MEAN?
>> I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW.
IF I WERE A WRITER AT "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE," AND WE KNOW THAT
THEY'RE GOING DOWN THE TUBES
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T COME UP WITH
ANY GOOD MATERIAL HERE'S YOUR
GOOD MATERIAL DO A WHOLE SKIT ON
JOE BIDEN YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAY
IN THE SOUTH JESSE IS BLESS HIS
HEART.
>> BLESS HIS HEART PIFFLE SORRY
FOR HIM ACTUALLY.
YOU DO?
>> IT MAKE YOU FEEL BAD AND
CRINGE WHEN HE'S TALKING LIKE --
JUST GET IT OUT, JOE.
>> I FEEL BAD FOR HIM NOT THAT
BAD.
NOT BAD ENOUGH.
NOT AS COMPASSIONATE AS YOU ARE
LORA BUT I FEEL A LITTLE BIT
BAD.
ALSO --
THE PRESIDENT IN DALLAS THE
OTHER DAY WAS TALKING ABOUT, YOU
KNOW, WHEN I WAS DEBATING
MY OPPONENT IN 2016 I HAD CRUZ
MARCO RUBIO STUDS REALLY GOOD
DEBATE TORES LEGENDARY DEBATERS
AND TOUGH.
YOU WATCH PEOPLE PLAYING
PATTY-CAKE UP THERE ON
DEMOCRATIC FIELD AND TRUMP IS
GOING TO RUN THROUGH PEOPLE AND
I WONDER BEFORE WE GET TO
EVENTUALLY MATCHUP ON DEBATE
STAGE BETWEEN THE PRESIDENT AND
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE TAKE A LITTLE
TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE TO SEE HOW
THE PRESIDENT HOOKED ON
PRIMARY OPPONENT.
WATCH.
>> YOU HAVE NOT BEEN WILLING TO
TALK MR. TRUMP IN PUBLIC BUT YOU
DID QUESTION HIS JUDGMENT.
>> STARTED OFF --
ABOUT YOU'RE MOVING OVER FURTHER
AND FURTHER PRETTY SOON YOU'RE
OFF THE --
>> YOU HIT MY HAND NOBODY HAS
EVER HIT MY HAND LOOK AT THOSE
HANDS ARE THEY --
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT LITTLE
MARCO I WILL.
APPEAR --
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ABOUT IT THE
MARCO.
GENTLEMEN.
[LAUGHTER]
ALL RIGHT SO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
HE DEBATED HILLARY CLINTON AND
HE HAD TO BE VERY PRESIDENTIAL
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
PEOPLE DOUBTING WHETHER HE COULD
BE PRESIDENTIAL, AND HE WAS.
HE WAS.
NOW IN 2020 WHEN HE HAD TAKE ON
THAT NOMINEE, I THINK HE'S JUST
GOING TO LET IT OUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M SO
EXCITED TO SEE DOESN'T MATTER BY
THE WAY JESSE WHO IT IS THAT
HE'S GOING TO DEBATE BECAUSE
THEY'RE ALL TERRIBLE.
I MEAN THOSE DEMOCRAT DEBATES
ARE PUTTING EVERYBODY IN MY
HOUSE TO SLEEP WHICH IS GREAT
WHENEVER I HAVE A TWO-YEAR-OLD
AND TWO MONTH OLD, EVERYBODY IS
KNOCKED RIGHT OUT.
BUT IT'S GOING TO BE QUITE A
SHOW.
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PROVE TO BE
PRESIDENTIAL ANYMORE BECAUSE WE
KNOW HE IS THE PRESIDENT AND
THAT'S WHAT REALLY MATTERS.
HE IS GOING TO HAVE SUCH A FIELD
DAY WITH WHOEVER IT IS, SIT BACK
GET YOUR POPCORN GET THE WHOLE
SHOW READY TO GO BECAUSE IT IS
GOING TO BE QUITE, QUITE A