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[game show music]
- Welcome back to the Newlywed Game!
Before the break,
we had each of our ladies answer the same questions,
and now it's time for their husbands
to guess what they wrote down.
Uh-oh!
Let's start with, uh, John and Carol.
John, if your wife was cleaning out your closet,
just what item would she throw out first?
- I think I'm gonna go with my green tie.
- Oh...
[approving sound]
Ladies and gentlemen, that's romance!
What about you, Robert?
- Uh, let's see.
Um, I think she would throw out my loafers.
- Oh, it's a match!
[approving sound]
[kiss]
[gaudy laughter]
Now we move on to the last couple of the night,
King Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon.
Henry, what would Catherine throw out?
- [laughing] Oh, my!
Uh, what would she throw out?
Uh, she would, uh, probably go with my blue tunic.
[audience laughter]
- I said your old doublet, my lord.
[buzzer]
- Ooh, well that is a tough break.
That is not a match.
But just for our viewers at home,
what exactly is a doublet, Catherine?
- It's Ann.
[guillotine chop]
- Oh!
- Settle.
- Uh, Henry, uh, we'll start this time with you.
Uh, what is the silliest thing
your, your wife has ever seen you do?
[chuckles]
- Well, I don't normally do silly things.
Oh, well there was this one time I, uh,
plucked the feathers off a swan and watched it run around naked.
[laughs]
It was a riot.
- Charming.
Ann?
[buzzer]
Ooh, yikes.
Ann, I'm sorry, "help" does not match up at all.
Uh, tough break.
Better luck next time, Ann.
- It's Jane.
[guillotine chop]
- Oh!
- Settle.
- I don't know what's going on,
but, uh, this guy keeps changing wives.
- Yeah, and there's that guillotine sound.
- How about we just move on with the game,
ladies and gentlemen, shall we?
All right, uh, this next one's for John and Carol.
John, what is the silliest thing your wife has ever received--
Oh, you do.
[guillotine chops twice]
Robert: Okay, something is going on here!
- And the lady was right about that noise!
[guillotine chops twice more]
[audience laughter]
- Um, Henry,
I'm gonna have to ask you to stop doing that, okay?
[guillotine chop]
- Doing what?
[guillotine chop]
[audience laughter]
- Hey!
You can't just make the host disappear like that!
[guillotine chop]
- Hey!
You can't just make a studio audience member
disappear like that!
[guillotine chop]
[audience boos]
[myriad of guillotines chopping]
Director: Okay, okay, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
Who wrote this sketch?
- Yeah, yeah, that was me.
Do you like it?
- No, I don't!
I think it was a little dark.
Henry: [sigh]
I'm sorry.
[laughing] I always do this.
- Can you lighten things up a little bit?
- Well, there is...
[harp]
...one thing.
[band music]
- ♪ We're okay! ♪
♪ We're not dead! ♪
♪ No one here on the set lost their head! ♪
♪ It's a sketch, thus we joke. ♪
♪ So, relax! ♪
♪ No one groan! ♪
♪ We hope you didn't think this all was real. ♪
[cheering]
♪ If you did then blame Dalton, ♪
♪ 'cause this was all Dalton's idea! ♪
[cheering]
- You guys!
You guys are the best!
I really appreciate it.
Come on!
[cheering]
Thank you for watching Studio C.
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[chuckles]
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[guillotine chop]
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[guillotine chop]
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[guillotines chopping]
Okay, that was a little gratuitous, right?
Come on, guys.