♪♪♪ >>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY
FEUD SUPER BOWL EDITION." HERE'S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> OKAY, OKAY.
NOW WELCOME TO "CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD."
NOW, IN HONOR OF MY MEETING WITH DONALD TRUMP, I'M WEARING A
TRUMP TIE. TRUMP TIE, TIES SO LONG THEY PUT
A LITTLE TICKLE IN YOUR PICKLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW THIS IS SUPER BOWL EDITION SO WE GOT CELEBRITY NEW ENGLAND
PATRIOT FANS. TAKING ON CELEBRITY ATLANTA
FALCONS FANS. AND ON THE ATLANTA SIDE, FIRST
UP IS FALCONS FAN AND LITTLE MUSICAL RASCAL JUSTIN BIEBER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> UM, YEAH.
WHAT'S UP, STEVE? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD BUT
I'M NOT BAD NO MORE. UM, BUT I CAN STILL DO THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH!
OH, OKAY. NEXT WE GOT THE OFFICIAL VOICE
OF THE FALCONS, SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
>> IT'S ABOUT TIME WE GOT THESE MOTHER FLIPPING FALCONS IN THE
MOTHER FLIPPING SUPER BOWL. >> I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU, SAMUEL L.
OKAY, NEXT. WE GOT THE MOST FAMOUS CHEF IN
GEORGIA AND AMERICA'S LEADING CAUSE OF DIABETES, PAULA DEEN!
>> I LOVE THE SUPER BOWL. WHILE THE BOYS ARE THROWING
AROUND THE OLD PIG SKIN I'M GOING TO COOK A PIG SKIN AND
SERVE IT WITH A SIDE OF CHEESY FAJIDDLES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT.
FINALLY ON THE FALCON SIDE, THE MAN WHO SUSPENDED TOM BRADY FOR
DEFLATEGATE, NFL COMMISSIONER ROGER GOODELL.
>> HELLO, STEVE. >> WAIT, YOU REALLY A FALCONS
FAN? >> ABSOLUTELY, LOVE THE FALCONS.
DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH NOT WANTING TO GIVE THE SUPER
BOWL TROPHY TO TOM BRADY. >> OH, MAN.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE MAKING THAT SAME FACE OBAMA HAD WHILE
WATCHING THIS YEAR'S ELECTION. ALL RIGHT, OVER ON THE PATRIOTS
SIDE. FIRST UP WE GOT BRAZILIAN
SUPERMODEL AND TOM BRADY'S WIFE GISELE BUNDCHEN.
>> I LOVE THE AMERICAN SUPER BOWL WHERE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
COME TOGETHER TO WATCH TV AND EAT THIS GARBAGE.
>> OH, YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE WHAT MY UNDERWEAR BE DOING
SOMETIMES. [ LAUGHTER ]
GISELE BUNCH-EN, YEAH. NEXT UP A SUCCESSFUL MILLIONAIRE
WHO DRESSES LIKE A SEVENTH GRADE BOY.
THE PATRIOTS HEAD COACH BILL BELICHICK.
>> EVENING, STEVE. WE'RE HAVING FUN HERE, RIGHT?
>> BILL, CHEER UP, MAN. YOU'VE WON SIX SUPER BOWLS AND
THE I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU LAUGH. SO GIVE ME A LAUGH, BILL, COME
ON. >> HA HA HA!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, I'M SORRY I ASKED.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT WE GOT A ACTOR FROM
MASSACHUSETTS AND A OSCAR FAVORITE, CASEY AFFLECK!
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING, STEVE. I, UH, I'M DOING GOOD, I GUESS.
EXCITED FOR THE SUPER BOWL. GO PATS AND ALL, RIGHT?
>> OH MY GOD. YOU LIKE THE FIRST HALF OF A
COMMERCIAL FOR ANTIDEPRESSANTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
FINALLY THIS YEAR'S SUPER BOWL HALFTIME PERFORMER, LADY GAGA!
>> THANK YOU, STEVE. ♪ I'VE GOT A MILLION
REASONS MY HALFTIME SHOW WILL ROCK ♪
THEY SAID I CAN'T BE POLITICAL. DON'T WORRY.
I'M NOT GONNA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH MY GOD. SEEING YOU BEFORE THE FOOTBALL
FANS IS GOING TO BE LIKE TOBY KEITH HOSTING THE TONYS.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S PLAY A GAME.
GISELE, JUSTIN, GET ON UP HERE. ♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU DOING?
>> HM. >> JUSTIN.
I GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU, PLAYER.
THAT DON'T WORK ON WOMEN THAT'S GROWN.
TOP SIX ANSWERS ARE ON THE BOARD.
THE SUPER BOWL IS SUNDAY. NAME ONE THING THAT YOU TAKE TO
A PARTY. GISELE.
>> CACHACA AND CAIPARINIAHS. >> WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SASHA
AND MALIA? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, IT'S CACHACA AND CAPRINIAH.
THEY'RE DRINKS. TWO OF THEM?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAYING, BUT YOU LOOK GOOD SAYING IT.
SHOW ME GOULASHES AND CAPERS! [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, I'M SORRY, IT'S NOT UP THERE.
JUSTIN WHAT YOU BRING TO A PARTY?
>> STEVE, I DON'T PARTY AS MUCH BECAUSE I'M A MAN NOW.
I GOT FIVE LITTLE MOUSTACHE HAIRS AND I'M BRINGING THEM ALL
FOR YOU, GIRL. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT WHEN I DO PARTY, I'M GOING TO BRING MY SIGNATURE COCKTAIL.
>> OH. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT. SHOW ME JUICE BOX!
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, NUMBER SIX ANSWER.
ALL RIGHT, THE FALCON FANS HAVE THE BOARD.
ALL RIGHT, SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SOMETHING THAT YOU BRING TO A
PARTY. >> WHY DO I GOT TO BRING
SOMETHING? YOU INVITED ME.
THAT'S A STUPID ASS QUESTION AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> LOOK HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHO BROUGHT YOU UP
IN HERE. BUT I'M WATCHING YOU.
YOU'RE OKAY. PAULA DEEN, GIVE ME SOMETHING
THAT YOU BRING TO A PARTY. >> WELL, A PARTY'S GOT TO HAVE
FOOD SO I BRING MY FAMOUS SEVEN-LAYER CHEESE DIP.
IT'S CHEESE, THEN BEANS, THEN CHEESE, THEN FARTS, THEN BEANS
AND CHEESE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MAN. YOU LIKE IF MICHELLE OBAMA HAD
AN OPPOSITE PERSON. SHOW ME BRING SOME EXTRA
FEBREZE! [ BUZZER ]
SORRY, TWO STRIKES. LET'S GO TO ROGER GOODELL,
SOMETHING THAT YOU BRING TO A PARTY.
>> OH, I LOVE TO PARTY. JUST YOU AND A DOZEN LAWYERS IN
A LUXURY BOX JUST GETTING TURNT. TURNT UP.
>> WELL, THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. ON BEHALF OF ALL THE PLAYERS IN
THE NFL, THIS IS DEDICATED TO YOU.
[ BUZZER ] YEAH, OKAY.
PATRIOTS FANS GOT A CHANCE TO STEAL.
COME ON, SOMETHING THAT YOU TAKE TO A PARTY, GIVE ME SOME
ANSWERS. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> HOODIES? >> GREAT ANSWERS THERE.
GISELE, IT IS UP TO YOU. WHAT DO YOU TAKE TO A PARTY?
>> STEVE, A PARTY IS BEING TOGETHER.
I'LL SAY THE BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT OF TOGETHERNESS THAT MAKES US ALL
PART OF THE TAPESTRY OF HUMANITY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
SHOW ME SOME NONSENSE! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> MAN!
THAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER! MY LORD.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? [ LAUGHTER ]
BILL BELICHICK. DID YOU HACK THE BOARD?
>> HA HA HA! >> YOU SNEAKY OLD FOOL.
LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL. WHEN WE COME BACK I'LL TELL YOU
THE NAME OF THE TINY LITTLE ELF THAT HIDES IN MY MOUSTACHE.
WE'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]