- What are you doing?
- Drying my hands.
- Those are the decorative towels,
you can't use them.
- Why?
- Because they're decorative.
- Then why are they out?
- Because they're decorative!
- That's literally the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
- That is disgusting, can you please go
do it in the bathroom?
- Why? I don't wanna miss the dessert round.
- No, you do this all the time,
and I am constantly finding pie--
- I don't know where that went.
- ♫ How wonderful life is ♫ - ♫ How wonderful life is ♫
- ♫ Now you're in my world ♫ - ♫ Now you're in the world ♫
My world! It's my world. - No, no it is...
No, it is the world.
Close all the way.
Isn't that nice?
Don't give him that, his stomach can't
handle it, he'll get sick.
- Oh, he's a cat, he's fine.
- [Wife] Told you. - Shut up.
Did you take a Lactaid?
- No.
I'll be fine.
- Told ya. - Shut up.
You know where I saw this earlier?
The bathtub.
- Oh yeah, I needed to scrub it.
- Yeah, but I just found it in the sink.
- I needed to do dishes after.
What?
It touched soap!
If it touched soap that means it's clean.
- You can't just make up your own rules
to suit you as we play the game.
- Well stop taking the fun out of it then.
- I'm not taking the fun out of it!
What takes the fun out of it is when you cheat.
Ahh!
- What's up?
- You left the toilet seat up.
- Oh, it's not that big of a deal, just put it down.
Don't pull my underwear!
Stop pulling my under-- Ahh!
Go away! Get off!
We're not made of money you know?
'Cause lights are money.
Remember that time you threw up?