-All right, school's gonna start in 10 minutes.
-Nope. -Okay.
Well, whenever you're ready, just let me know.
♪ Homeschooling with Nick Thune ♪
Hi. I'm Nick Thune,
and this is "Homeschooling with Nick Thune."
I'm gonna go over a few tips today for parents
who aren't actually teachers
and have no right to be teaching anybody anything.
But now we're stuck with it,
and we're the best our kids are gonna get.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Sighs ]
How far up have you gone in math in school?
-Uh, I don't know. -Okay, good.
Well, we'll just start with... multiplication.
Um...
6 times 4?
Do you know what that is?
-No. -Okay.
Well, it's 6 x 4. and if you look at X,
which is a Roman numeral for 10 -- 6, 10, 4.
So 64.
Got it?
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Make them think that they're making something fun.
-Hi. Today I'm making a face mask.
I need a pair of scissors, a piece of paper, and some tape.
-While they're out there making the craft,
you can hang out in the bathroom
and basically do whatever you want to do.
-Dad! I'm done! -What?
-I'm done! -Oh.
Oh, that's great. Good job, son.
-But don't I get one?
-Good job, buddy. All right, here we go.
And you always want to make sure the adults get one first.
Because then, you can help the kids.
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So, tell me, what have you learned so far in history?
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-That Mikey died, my doggy.
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-Since I do stand-up comedy, I thought this would be
a great time to teach my son about what I do
and let him be an audience member
and teach him audience etiquette.
All right, I'm gonna try out some new jokes with you guys.
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-I like mommy better!
-What? -I like mommy better!
-That's the worst heckle I've ever gotten.
♪ Homeschooling with Nick Thune ♪
Towns, where are you?
-Everybody stay home so teachers can go back soon.