I'LL TRY MY BEST.
WAIT.
HANG ON.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
SIA!
IT'S JAMES!
HOW YOU DOING?
I'M OVER HERE!
NO!
LISTEN, CAN YOU HELP ME GET TO WORK?
>> I'D LOVE TO.
I'M REALLY GOOD AT DIRECTIONS.
>> I'M IN THE CAR.
NO, TURN AROUND.
WAIT THERE.
I'LL COME AND GET YOU IN.
OH, MY GOSH.
TURN AROUND.
OKAY.
I'M JUST -- ARE YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH, I'M GREAT.
>> James: THERE'S A CURB.
I GOT IT.
>> James: YEAH, THERE IT IS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> HEY!
>> James: THANKS FOR THIS.
LISTEN, ANYTIME.
>> James: SUCH A RELIEF I SAW YA.
>> YEAH, YEAH, I GOT YA COVERED.
>> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME
Party girls don't get hurt Can't feel anything, when will I
learn I push it down, push it down
I'm the one for a good time call Phone's blowin' up, they're
ringin' my doorbell I feel the love, feel the love
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink 1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink Throw 'em back, till I lose coun
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't
exist I'm gonna fly like a bird throug
the night, feel my tears as they dry
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
But I'm holding on for dear life WON'T LOOK DOWN WON'T OPEN MY EY
KEEP MY GLASS FULL UNTIL MORNING LIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M JUST HOLDING O
FOR TONIGHT >> James: NOW, THE LAST TIME I
SAW YOU WAS AFTER A RED CARPET EVENT AND YOU WERE WEARING,
RATHER THAN A BOW, A WITCH'S HAT.
>> A BIG HAT WITH THE HAIR ON IT.
>> James: WITH THE HAIR ON IT.
YEAH.
>> James: BUT THEN WHEN WE GOT INSIDE, YOU TOOK THE HAT OFF.
>> YEAH.
>> James: SO WE WERE FACE TO FACE.
>> I DON'T WEAR THIS UNLESS THERE ARE CAMERAS AROUND.
>> James: OF COURSE.
I ONLY WEAR THIS TO TRY TO MAINTAIN A MODICUM OF PRIVACY.
>> James: TALK ME THROUGH THE CHOICE TO DO THAT.
>> WELL, I WAS A SINGER ALREADY FOR TEN OR ELEVEN YEARS TO
MEDIOCRE SUCCESS.
>> James: YEAH.
AND I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC AND A DRUG ADDICT, AND I SOBERED UP
AND DECIDED I DIDN'T WANT TO BE AN ARTIST ANYMORE BECAUSE IT WAS
DESTABILIZING IN SOME WAYS.
I THOUGHT WHAT DOESN'T EXIST IN POP MUSIC AT THE MOMENT, AND IT
WAS MYSTERY, I WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THERE IS PICTURES ON
INSTAGRAM OF EVERYONE AT THE DENTIST.
>> James: YEAH, BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT STYLE WHEN YOU'RE
TALKING TO RECORD COMPANIES OR P.R. PEOPLE AND THINGS LIKE
THAT.
>> NO.
IN FACT -- >> James: WAS THAT EVEN
INSULTING OR WERE PEOPLE LIKE YES!
DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE!
YES!
I WOULD BE DISTAUGHT IF SOMEONE SAID I TELL YOU HOW WE CAN MAKE
YOU A STAR, JAMES -- COVER THAT UP.
>> James: THERE IS A COMMON THEME IN YOUR SONGS WHICH IS
LIKE A SORT OF -- WHOA, OH!
>> YEAH, I LOVE DOING THAT.
>> James: HOW DO I GET THAT?
YOU MEAN -- (SINGING)
>> IT FEELS LIKE I'M MAKING IT TIGHT OR SOMETHING.
>> James: OKAY.
(SINGING) (LAUGHTER)
>> James: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
>> I WILL STAY UP THROUGH THE NIGHT.
>> James: YEAH, BUT YOU SING IT LIKE THIS --
(SINGING) (LAUGHTER)
♪ ♪
>> James: DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
>> James: I KNOW STUFF.
(LAUGHTER) >> YOU KNOW, I ONLY BELIEVE IN
THEM BECAUSE I WATCHED A VIDEO OF THE EX CANADIAN MINISTER OF
DEFENSE SAYING PLAINLY HE KNOWS FOR A FACT THAT THE AMERICAN
GOVERNMENT ARE WORKING WITH FIVE DIFFERENT ALIEN RACES, AND MY
BLOOD RAN COLD AND I THOUGHT THAT GUY IS THE EX-CANADIAN
MINISTER OF DEFENSE.
HE'S NOT JUST LIKE SOME GUY ON YOUTUBE.
>> James: BUT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN ALIEN?
>> MAYBE THEY'RE AMONG US.
>> James: I HOPE I'M HERE IF THEY COME AND, B, THAT THEY'RE
REALLY NICE AND TALK ABOUT LOVELY THINGS AND, C, THAT THEY
ONLY WANT TO GO ON THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YEAH.
>> James: THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" IS THE ONE WE WANT.
THAT'S ALL I ASK OF ALIENS.
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
YOU ARE A BEAUTY.
A BEAUTIOUS THING.
>> James: I ACTUALLY FEEL GREAT.
>> IT'S COMFORTING.
LIKE A HEAD HUG.
>> James: THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT.
I'M HUGGING MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE?
I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST HERE, NOT EVEN JAMES ANYMORE.
♪ >> THIS IS POWERFUL.
I'M STILL BREATHING, I'M STILL BREATHING
I'M ALIVE I'M ALIVE
>> James: THERE ARE PEOPLE THERE AND YOU CAN'T SEE THEM.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: IF WE CUT THEIR
HEADS IN HALF, THEY WOULD HAVE OUR WIGS.
(LAUGHTER) IS THIS TRUE THAT YOU CAN CARRY
A DOZEN EGGS IN BOTH HANDS?
>> IN BOTH HANDS, YES.
I CAN DO SIX PER HAND.
>> James: YOU'RE DOUBLE JOINTED.
>> YOU FOUND OUT THE WEIRDEST THINGS ABOUT ME.
I HAVE A RING ON.
>> James: THREE.
KEEP GOING.
I'M SO SHAKY.
>> James: YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS.
LAST EGG.
READY?
>> YEP.
>> James: OH, MY!
I'M DOING IT!
♪ YOU SHOUT IT OUT,
BUT I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU SAY I'M TALKING LOUD, NOT SAYING MUC
I'M BULLETPROOF, NOTHING TO LOSE FIRE AWAY, FIRE AWAY
RICOCHET, YOU TAKE YOUR AIM FIRE AWAY, FIRE AWAY
YOU SHOOT ME DOWN BUT I WON'T FA I AM TITANIUM
I AM TITANIUM >> James: HIGH FIVE.
(LAUGHTER) DO YOU NEED TO SEE SIA'S I.D.?
>> I TRUST YOU.
YOU'RE VERY TRUSTWORTHY.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> James: THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO WORK.