- Can we become the true kinds of dumb internet stunts?
- Let's talk about that.
(cheerful music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- The human body gets a lot of attention for its beauty,
its strength, its ability to clench
and contain farts for hours on end when necessary.
- Okay.
- But what about its grace?
Few things in existence
can match the elegance and refinement
of a Simone Biles Yurchenko double pike.
A Davante Adams toe tapping touchdown.
Or this.
(Rhett guffaws) (triumphant music)
Yes!
That look!
The look afterward.
- I love it. - And how 'bout this?
Off the nipple...
- Oosh!
(triumphant music) - [Rhett] "Oosh!"
- Man, you see it's one thing to do these things,
it's another thing to have the follow-up.
What about this?
(triumphant music) (Rhett laughs)
- I love that man, and he is Uekusa Kazuhisa,
and the exquisite ways in which he uses his body
have earned him 10 million plus followers on TikTok,
plus multiple appearances on various Got Talent shows
around the world.
But listen, how hard can it really be?
We think we can pull off these tricks,
and do it just as, if not more gracefully,
than he can.
It's time for,
"Of Course We Can Master These Risque and Viral Tricks."
- [Link] "But Can We Pull 'Em Off
Without Rhett Slipping a Disc?"
(classical music)
- Okay, let's see this first trick
that we are going to easily emulate.
- [Link] Oh, okay.
It's attached to his nips!
Yep!
(Rhett laughs)
- Oh, man.
Whatever happens, we gotta make that face,
that's the best part of it.
- Getting that look at the end
is obviously the most difficult part.
Watching this again, he likes the nipple play.
- [Rhett] He's basically just doing a Jenga.
- Can I try this one? Because...
- Sure.
- I kinda like the...
(chuckles)
- Okay, all right, Link would like to do this.
Now, Davin, I know you tested all these.
Were you able to pull this one off?
- [Davin] Yeah, you guys wanna see it?
- Oh! Yeah!
- Uh-huh.
- [Link] Oh, there he is.
Nipples and the mask.
(Rhett laughs)
Oh! - [Rhett] Oh!
- [Davin] Oh! Oh!
- Okay, okay, that celebration...
- You just ran out of the...
- Bad celebration.
You didn't do the face.
But that proves that a non-professional can do it.
- All right.
- Right? Okay?
You don't need to be a professional TikToker
to do this.
- You wanna...?
- [Rhett] You need help with that part?
You know what, I feel like...
I'm gonna look away.
- Hoo!
Yeah! - [Rhett] You still like it?
- Yeah, it is.
- It's an erogenous zone, both of 'em.
Each one is.
And Jinga is one of the sexiest games that you can play.
- Jinga? - Jenga.
- "Jinga." - Jenga.
Okay, all right, so,
this one right here?
- [Link] It's like a cold shower.
- Fifth layer down?
- Oh.
Oh, that one's starting to hurt a little bit.
I hope I get this on the first try,
like I believe that I will.
- [Rhett] I think you'll get it on the first try.
- Ooh, ooh, man. - Does it hurt,
or feeling good?
- Now it's a little too tight.
It's hurting a bit too much.
- Are you happy that you signed up for this?
- [Link] How am I lined up?
Oh, (squeak).
- Mkay, all right.
Come back in, right here.
You gotta be smooth.
- [Link] Well you know I'm shakey.
- [Rhett] One more, one more down.
- [Link] One more down?
Like hold it on either side.
- [Rhett] You're lined up.
(both cheer) (triumphant music)
- Aah!
- Woo!
Oh, yeah.
- [Link] I totally forgot!
- [Rhett] Yeah, you forgot the face, just like Davin.
- I gotta do it again.
- Yeah, yeah, it's so easy,
do it again and get the face right this time.
- It's hard not to celebrate.
- Yeah, yeah, now you're good, now you're good.
- Pay no attention to this.
- Yeah, right, he, it's all about the face.
(classical music)
- All right, let's see our next challenge.
Ho!
- What?
Oh.
Whoahohohaheehahey!
(triumphant music)
Okay. - Rhett?
- Oh, you're gonna let me try this.
- It's your go, man.
So he...
- First of all, lemme just...
- He's got that in his crotch.
(blade scraping)
Yeah, oh yeah.
- He kinda hits it hard.
And then he...
(blade scraping)
- Yeah, and then-
- 'Cause you have to kinda get it going.
Okay.
- Gotta really get a rhythm there.
- We're gonna start with,
he has... - Bams it, bams it,
bam bam bam.
- [Rhett] 40 chips. - [Link] Bam bam bam bam
bam bam bam bam bam bam bam. - [Rhett] Here, lemme...
I'm getting down to business, lemme put my hair up.
He's got 40 chips, I'm gonna try to just do 10.
- And I'll put this on here.
- Oh, by the way, Davin apparently
was able to pull this off with 10 chips as well.
- And if you wanna see all of the footage of Davin trying
all of these,
we're putting that over in the Mythical Society.
It's part of Behind the Mythicality.
- Move it a little bit.
- [Link] See, this water here...
- [Rhett] It might be good, it might be a good thing.
- [Link] Little bit of that.
- Might be a good thing.
Let's see if we can, first one.
- 'Cause he did like a shimmy.
- I'm just gonna try the first one.
- [Link] Oh, yeah.
Yes!
- Ohoho! Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
- All right, so hold on.
- 40, put 40 up there!
Okay, here we go. - You ready?
(blade scraping)
(chips clatter)
Nope, nope, nope.
(blade scraping)
(chips clatter)
Oh, gosh.
If you get these 10, not including the white one,
then I think that's cause for celebration.
- Okay, here we go.
(blade scraping)
- [Link] Oh!
- So I got the last one,
but then I just hit the bottle.
- Sling the ding, let's do this!
Yes!
Drink it, drink it and celebrate!
It's all about, if you just drink it and celebrate,
if you just drink it and celebrate,
they'll think you meant to knock it over at the last part.
I just think that because we have to use
that little white thing-
- Every time I hit the dealer chip,
it knocks the bottle over.
- Davin, did you do that?
Did you knock out the white chip?
- [Davin] I did.
- He's going for 10.
(blade scraping)
Oh!
Oh! - Yeah!
(triumphant music) (applause)
- [Link] Now we need 20.
- Now I got it! Now I got it!
Yeah!
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, the crowd's really gathering now!
- My client has a wind of confidence.
It's blowing up his skirt.
- What's the tall man gonna do next?
- Keep the wagger going.
(blade scraping)
- Nah!
- Dig her down, swing it up.
(blade scraping)
(Rhett growls)
There you go,
okay, you know what? - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Rhett laughs in shock)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
lemme see if I can get it in my mouth.
Aw, dang it.
- Maybe you need a v-neck tee shirt.
- Here we go.
(blade scraping)
(chip clatters)
- Back up a little bit.
Yep.
(blade scraping)
(chips clatter)
(Rhett growls)
- Okay, 15 totally dry chips.
- I'm telling you, man,
these dry ones?
They really...
- [Rhett] They're ready to slide?
- The dry ones are really slidy.
This is the key to it.
See, the whole bottle's leaning that way.
Lemme just...
(slurps)
- Ugh.
- We've got completely dry, darker chips.
- [Rhett] Yep, right, right, right.
- With no wetness.
Which has made it more difficult for you.
We got 15 in the stack.
Boom, boom, boom boom boom boom boom
boop!
Turn it over, drink it, celebration, into the camera.
- I got it.
I got it.
- Last attempt.
- Yep.
Back off.
- "Back off," he says.
(blade scraping)
- Agh!
- Celebrate!
You did good. You did good.
(triumphant music)
- I'm proud of myself.
- I feel like,
if we tried as much as he did without showing it,
you would've got it.
You would've got it, I mean,
you've seen every single attempt.
We wanna see all of his attempts.
- But watch this.
Ew!
(crew laughs)
- Man, that's a hard way to go down.
(classical music)
- All right, let's see the next one.
- This looks interesting.
(blowers whirring)
Good god. - [Rhett] Oh, gosh.
(Rhett laughs)
Okay. - [Link] What?
Are you...
So his head is like a table, with a cloth over it.
- This is physically...
(triumphant music)
What?
That's physically impossible, man.
All right, I'm gonna start these up,
they're gonna be loud.
We're gonna lose the ability
to communicate freely. - [Link] Fire it up!
(blowers whirring)
Oh!
I can feel...
Whenever I yell, I can feel the spit
hitting me in my own face.
- [Rhett] This is where the path is, right there.
- I can feel the wind hit me.
Say what?
(indistinct) what?
- You want me to, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Whoahoho!
That's awesome!
You want me to come up?
It seems like you're having to bend, your hair looks great,
it seems like you're having to
bend down a little bit too low,
so I feel like if I come up a little bit...
- Yeah, come up a little bit.
Yeah, all right, try that.
And then this one- - See, but you just
demonstrated what we're going for,
which is something about this wind creates this,
oh, man.
- And my face, just, they wanna wrap around, it's like...
Something about the way that his face is structured,
he's able to keep 'em both right here,
but lemme see, 'cause that,
to me that's just the inner side of the thing,
but then when it pushes, it pushes 'em out.
- Yeah, this is gonna be very tough.
- I need a wider face.
- Okay, well, maybe if I blow hard enough,
you'll get a wider face.
- All right, yeah, just gotta flatten my face first.
- Okay, you're only having to do one,
but let's try two.
(blowers whirring)
No way.
Okay, there's no, I think you gotta go unicorn style.
I think you gotta put it,
I mean I hate to immediately cop out,
but it's not physically possible.
- I mean, yeah, it's just they wrap around my head.
- It's not gonna happen.
- Fire it up.
- So I'm doing this one.
(blower whirring)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you can do this now.
- [Link] Hold on, hold on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Throw it up here.
(blower whirring)
(Rhett laughs)
- Wow, that's scary.
Oh.
So you wanna keep just the least amount as possible
right there, 'kay?
So you don't have to pull down as far.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
(triumphant music)
- All right, all right.
Hey, halfway's better than no way.
- I'm impressed.
- I'm impressed with him, but with my facial structure,
I'll take halfsies.
- Okay, now that we have shown so much aptitude for this,
we have our very own original trick.
(classical music)
Okay, before we demonstrate this last trick,
we want to acknowledge the fact that you Mythical Beasts
celebrate your pride not just this month but every month,
that's why we have released
this Always Proud Mythical Collection
over at Mythical.com.
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over at OutRight Action International,
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- Boom.
All right, for our final trick,
we are taking full advantage of one thing
that you don't have, Uekusa,
and that's
two people. - Haha, take that!
- You're just yourself, we think, so,
here we go.
- We know you have nipple clamps, though,
so we just wanted to invite you to be a part of this.
Okay, so, this is called "Balls, Balls, Balls Everywhere."
And all I'm gonna do is bounce this off your crotch plate.
- Bounce that ball off my balls,
and land it into your head balls.
And I have nipple clamps on, just because.
- Yeah, because he likes it.
So I'm gonna need you to, yeah, yeah, yeah,
get a little bit more of an angle.
- And I'll do this.
At the perfect time.
- 'Cause right now, I think it's just gonna, you know,
here we go, and...
I hit the top of the plate, but,
I think you almost have to get
like a- - Just, you do your thing,
I'll do my thing.
(plate clangs)
- Okay.
(ball clacks)
(plate clangs)
It's only gonna work if I hit the bottom lip,
which is a little bit too small of a target.
- Really? Let me tighten up.
(ball clacks)
Maybe I don't move at all.
- Yeah, if you can just give me one of these, like...
- Oh, yeah.
- Like get those knees bent more.
- This is not sustainable.
- I mean, if you put one arm on the ground.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, perfect!
That's much better in every way, here we go.
- Oh!
(crew laughs)
- You don't, that's gonna be...
- Oh!
Unh!
Oh!
Little higher.
Oh! Ah!
(crew chuckles)
I like how you get so erect afterwards.
(crew laughs)
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
(triumphant music) (applause)
- [Rhett] All right, Uekusa, what you got?
- Take that, and,
put that in your challenge pipe and smoke it.
- Yes, we officially throw out the challenge
of the "Balls, Balls, Balls Everywhere" to Mr. Uekusa.
- We also wanna thank you, Uekusa,
for being an amazing inspiration to us,
in our lives and in our content.
- And if you wanna see more of his body
and his body of work,
head over to his YouTube channel,
and his TikTok.
- Thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell.
- You know what time it is.
- Hey, it's Sam, from Toronto, Canada,
and I'm practicing a new hobby called plate spinning.
And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- You should start a TikTok!
Click the top link to watch us figure out
what world records were set in your state
in Good Mythical More.
- And to find out
where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land.
- [Rhett] Mythical and proud, all year round.
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