Kel!
Who loves orange soda?
Oh, I do, I do, I do-oh!
Got a little spice to it.
That one actually tastes like medicine.
This is the definitive orange soda taste test.
Hey, what's up y'all? It's Kel Mitchell here.
Of course, you see orange soda.
You see me, you see orange soda. Alright, now check it out.
No one knows orange soda better than me, so you know what? We're gonna taste test.
A, let's see.
A, mm-hm.
Mm.
It's good, got a little spice to it.
A little spice, a little tangerine mixed with the orange.
That's what's in there.
Alright, let's see, mm-hm.
You gotta do that with your tongue.
OK um, that just stayed on my tongue.
Didn't really do anything, you know, I just felt it
still on my palette, it's still on my palette.
It's still on my palate., let's see.
OK.
It taste like medicine. That one actually tastes like medicine.
Didn't really like that one.
I'm sorry, I... I love you!
Uh... C, let's get it going.
Mm-hm.
Yeah, yeah that goes down nicely.
Yeah, I'd be outside on the beach or something with that one.
Real nice and... mm-hm.
Yeah, I like how that goes down. That goes down good.
Ahh.
OK, that one just woke me up. I don't know what's in that.
Something's in this one.
Something- - hey.
Y'all put something in this one?
I don't know.
Feeling weird.
Uh... let me see.
It tastes good though. I don't know, C and D.
I like C and D.
They're rockin'. This one's a little watery.
This one, I don't know, medicine. OK, between C and D.
- Here you go. - Thanks.
Uh, what's up with all the orange soda?
Oh, I love orange soda.
Really? I think orange soda is icky.
- You think it's what? - No, no, no, easy, easy Kel.
OK, C and D.
C and D, let's...
Sometimes you have to hear how the ice melts within the liquid
to make sure it's really happening?
See how that calms you?
Orange soda calms you actually.
Just listen to that.
OK, let's see.
[moaning]
These feel like the same one.
These are the same thing.
I don't know, it's very close.
To the young lady back there, she said no it is not.
She looked at me like, no it's not, I didn't do that.
Um... OK.
Mm, this is good.
I'm gonna go with D. Let's go with D.
D, D, dangerously in love with...
Come on man, you know. I bought it from the store.
OK, that's right. It's the store brand?
It's the store brand.
- Kel loves orange soda. - Is this true?
- Mm-hm. - Mm-hm.
I do, I do, I do, I do-oh!
So yeah, but I know the difference. See, 'cause it's like cologne.
OK, you know when you got a cheap cologne on.
OK, you know, you just got it at the pharmacy.
But when you go and get that real good cologne, you know what I mean?
That real good cologne, spend a little money on it,
that's how you gotta do your sodas, you know?
Go to the... to the grocery store.
[laughing]
Get you... and get you a good bottle.
You know what I mean, mm-hm.
- That's good. - Which was your least favorite?
Uh, this one.
That's be diet.
Oh well, there it is.
[laughing]
There it is.
Doesn't have any fructose.
It's that fructose that does it, you know what I mean?
You know what, can I pick two?
OK, we're gonna go with those two. Those two.
OK, you guys know. Look, I picked it.
OK, I love all orange sodas.
I don't want any of these orange sodas to feel bad.
Don't want them to go back in the refrigerator and they're all crying,
and upset because I picked a different one, no.
I love all orange soda, and that's right, when you close the refrigerator door,
your orange soda comes alive, children.
That's what happens.
Mr. Kel? Mr. Kel?
Your orange jacuzzi is ready, sir.
[laughing]
- Thank you, Rockmore. - Yes, sir.
[humming]
[laughing]
How's the orange soda, sir?
Wonderful.
Are you thirsty, sir?
Why, yes I am.
Beverage boy!
Yes, Mr. Kel.
I would like some orange soda.
Very good, sir. Here you go.
Thank you.