>> Stephen: ONE OF THE FINEST JOHNS I KNOW, MR. JOHN OLIVER.
YOU DID NOT GROW UP WITH THE AMERICAN TRADITION OF THE
SUPER BOWL OR SUPER BOWL FOOD. DO YOU DO THE SUPER BOWL FOOD?
>> John: YEAH BECAUSE SUPER BOWL FOOD IS KIND OF LIKE
WHAT YOU'D SERVE IN AN 8-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
IT FEELS LIKE ADULTS REALIZING WE COULD ACTUALLY STILL DO THIS
OURSELVES ONCE A YEAR. WE WILL HAVE CHICKEN TENDERS AND
WE'LL HAVE FANCY DRINKS AND WE'LL HAVE CHIPS AND WE'LL PUT
IT IN A PLASTIC FOOTBALL HELMET. IT'S FUN.
>> Stephen: ARTICHOKE DIP IN THE SHAPE OF THE FIELD.
>> John: FUN SHAPES. ONE DAY A YEAR WE'LL HAVE FUN
SHAPES AND WILL MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BETTER.
WE SHOULD DO IT ALL THE TIME. EATING OUT OF A FUN SHAPED
OBJECT IS BETTER THAN EATING OFF A PLATE.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS YOUR IMPRESSION OF AMERICAN CUISINE
IN GENERAL WHEN YOU FIRST CAME TO THIS COUNTRY?
HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN SO GRACED IS TO HAVE YOU ON THESE SHORES?
>> John: [LAUGHS] >> Stephen: I WAS TRYING TO
SMOOTH OVER THIS PART. >> John: AND YET YOU DID THAT
THROUGH YOUR INFECTION ON THE WORD "GRACE PERIOD" YOUR VOICE
ALMOST VERT WOBBLES. HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED HERE?
>> John: SINCE 2006. I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.
YOU CANNOT FORCE ME OUT. >> Stephen: WAS YOUR FIRST
IMPRESSION OF OUR CUISINE? >> John: IT'S AMAZING
OBVIOUSLY. THERE'S PLENTY OF IT AND AGAIN,
IT'S THE EXTREMITY OF IT, THE SIZE OF IT AND ALSO WHAT YOU CAN
DO WITH FOODSTUFFS. THE FIRST THING THAT I REMEMBER
SITTING IN FRONT OF AND NOT FULLY BEING ABLE TO COMPREHEND
WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT WAS THE OREO PIZZA.
>> Stephen: OUR FRIENDS AT DOMINO'S.
>> John: THAT'S RIGHT. OUR FRIENDS AT DOMINO'S BRING
YOU THE DELICIOUS OREO PIZZA. DOMINO'S.
IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER. DOMINO'S, YOU'RE KILLING PEOPLE.
YOU NEED TO STOP. >> Stephen: HE'S JOKING.
HE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST KIDDING. YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS BUT WE
KEEP TRACK OF SOME OF OUR HIGH TICKET GUESTS, WHAT I WOULD SAY,
PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HERE A LOT, PEOPLE THAT WE SEEM TO ENJOY.
THIS IS YOUR 16TH APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW.
CONGRATULATIONS. CONGRATULATIONS.
I GOT YOU A BOTTLE OF ADVIL. YOU CAN HAVE THAT LATER.
YOU'RE JUST EDGING OUT BERNIE SANDERS WITH 15 BUT
BERNIE IS ON NEXT WEEK SO WATCH YOUR BACK.
HE KNOWS. HE HEARD YOU WERE COMING ON HE
SAID "BOOK ME." SO LET'S CALL THIS --
>> John: I'M NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY. IS TURNING 16 IN THE OLD COUNTRY
A BIG DEAL >> John: NOT REALLY.
YOU CAN GO INTO PUBLIC BUT YOU CAN KIND OF ALWAYS DO THAT.
YOU CAN GO IN WITH YOUR FAMILY AT 16 YOU CAN GO AND
UNACCOMPANIED I BELIEVE. YOU CAN'T BUY ALCOHOL BUT YOU
CAN DRINK IT. THAT'S IT.
>> Stephen: HOW DOES THAT WORK?
>> John: YOU GO WITH SOMEONE WHO IS 18.
THE OTHER LOOPHOLE IS YOU CAN -- FROM MY LOCAL PUB, YOU CAN DRINK
IF YOU HAD FOOD, IF YOU HAD A MEAL.
WHAT'S A MEAL? IS IT A PACKET OF CRISPS OR A
BAG OF NUTS? ACCORDING TO MY PUB, YES.
>> Stephen: MANY PEOPLE WHO TRAVEL TO ENGLAND SAY, WHAT IS A
MEAL? >> John: OKAY.
NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE OF THAT.
>> Stephen: ORGAN MEATS. >> John: IT'S CHANGED.
>> Stephen: KIDNEYS. >> John: INDIAN FOOD IS
INCREDIBLE IN ENGLAND, AND I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO WHY.
ANYWAY. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK HERE, JOHN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. THAT'S JOHN OLIVER.
HE'LL BE HERE.