-♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪
♪ And get more vacation time ♪
♪ They spend their days wrangling all our crazy kids ♪
♪ When they go out, they should get free bottomless wine ♪
♪ Teachers deserve a month-long spa day ♪
♪ Hang cucumbers on their eyes ♪
♪ 'Cause if you ask them why the spa's using veggies ♪
♪ They'll explain it's because of the enzymes ♪
♪ Teachers should have a prom for teachers ♪
♪ So they can dress in fancy clothes ♪
♪ The guidance counselor does the Toosie Slide ♪
♪ And the students have to chaperone ♪
"Ms. Weaver, Mr. Jones, no grinding.
♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪
♪ And when it's time for arts and crafts ♪
♪ They should get swarmed by paparazzi ♪
♪ Who demand selfies and autographs ♪
♪ Teachers shouldn't have to pay their taxes ♪
♪ They should get cheered around the clock ♪
♪ At the bank, they should throw money at them ♪
♪ And at Chipotle, they should always get free guac ♪
♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪
Yes, they should.
♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪
♪ Twice a week ♪