Hey what's up everyone it's me, Motoki, how you guys doing?
If you know me, you know that I'm not the greatest when it comes to getting girls.
Don't get me wrong, I love me some ladies, but finding the right one is a whole nother story.
Maybe I'm not romantic enough, maybe I'm lacking in size in in a certain area, I'm not sure.
It's almost gotten to the point where I feel like I'm avoiding girls, because I think that
I don't have a chance.
But I've tried though okay, I've even tried Tinder, eHarmony, FarmersOnly, Grindr.
And it's not like I'm picky or anything either you know, I think that all women are beautiful
in one way or another.
Even when I get a match, my problem is that I overthink everything.
There is so much that goes on inside my head.
- You are going to get that girl
Oh hello, uh hi, who are you?
- It's me Jesus
Oh I'm so sor-
- That was a fucking joke don't be stupid
uh yeah right
-- So are you going to fuck that girl or not
Ah Jesus Christ
-- No no I'm not Jesus either
Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?
- Motoki, we're you and we're here to help you figure this out.
Holy shit am I schizophrenic
- What no, you're not schizophrenic, right Steve?
Who are talking to? -- Were here to help you get a girl Motoki.
- Yeah you haven't even hugged a girl in 6 months and you're running out of lotion
Alright you didn't have to say that last part
-- I mean it's true
Can we get back to talking about to handle this whole girl situation?
- Alright alright so, first you want to send her something simple right?
so maybe like, "hey, how's it going" maybe a little smile emoji in there?
Okay yeah! that's good
- Then you send her a dick pic
Ah, okay, no no
Oh come one
-- here you want me to do it for you?
No, ah
Do you see my problem here?
I spend way too much time thinking about all the little things.
Honestly I know that I worry way more than I need to but I can't help it.
And it usually gets to a point where I just get really self conscious.
I don't know guys, I think I'm just going to delete Tinder.
-- Don't do that - Just send her a message man
But she's really good looking, and like what if she doesn't reply?
- Ah what if she doesn't reply, don't be a bitch.
-- I mean to be fair, we're not that good looking.
She's like a 9 and we're like a 4 maybe - Shut up, don't be a pussy
What do you want me to do man? - here catch this
Ah gross
- You can use that on your pussy you pussy
Harsh man, harsh
To be honest, a lot of it probably does have to do with me just being too afraid to do anything.
But even if I were to somehow get a date,
theoretically speaking of course.
Even then I would be terrified because at some point, I would have to tell them that
I'm a YouTuber.
And I know that you guys might think that's cool but to other people,
it's a really weird thing to talk about.
And let's be real, I would probably try to avoid it at all costs.
- So I know form your profile that you like hiking and taking pictures, what else do you like to do?
I like to make videos and post them online.
-Oh, what kind?
Uh, I actually make porn videos.
Yeah, sure I could tell the truth, but some things are easier to explain.
But even though I'm a wuss, I decided to face my fears and put myself out there.
I wanted to prove to you all that I too, can pick up girls.
Hi, uhm.. uh..
fuck.
Hey guys, uhm, uh, quick question
Yeah uh-huh.
Okay so it didn't work out exactly as I planned buy I did it okay.
I think I'm just undatable guys.
Well, that's pretty much it for the video.
Also, I just want to say sorry in advance if I don't post as often.
I'm going to try to post as often as I can but with college and everything it can be hard.
But anyways, if you enjoyed this video please give me a thumbs up to let me ktnow, comment
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But otherwise, I'll see you next, Motoki Monday