Poor, Peter Parker.
No father, no mother,
no uncle. All Alone.
Actually, that's not true.
I'm sorry?
I'm not alone.
Yes You Are!
I just named off a bunch of people in your family who are gone!
So you're alone!
Not really.
I still have an aunt,
and a really foxy girlfriend.
Poor Peter, not even an avenger.
Probably gonna be friends with Flash later,
Nope!
I'm really smart.
NOPE!
Probably gonna do really well after I graduate.
NOPE!!!
Maybe even become a photographer...
POOR PETER PARKER!
You're ALL ALONE!!!
(cough) Says the full grown man who now wants to live in the sewers as a lizard.
Poor Peter Parker? Poor Doctor Connors!
NU UH!!! NOT ME!
Poor...
Poor, PETER!
Poor lives in the sewers wants to be a lizard, Doctor Connors.
NO! You're the...
You want to be a lizard!
I'm a spider.
OH WHATEVER!
Poor Peter Parker! You're all alone!
No he isn't
[bang]