*WHA-POOSH*
Top o' the mornin' to you laddies
My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome back to social interaction trainer.
Not that I needed, but we're gonna finish it off.
I don't need to know how to socially interact, because I'm fine I got the eyeballs down.
The eyeballs are what is all about apparently according to this game.*laughs*
So, the last one we did was the interview?
Wasn't it?
I think so, cuz it unlocks like two more.
I don't think I did parents.
Don't embarrass yourself while meeting her parents.
Okay. Yes?
Uhmm! I didn't mean to look at your dog!
Try not to pass gas during this situation.
*another epic laugh*
So how am I supposed to avoid that?
Okay!
Watch the eyeballs!
When people are speaking to you
...
BAAAM!
Laser focus into their eyeballs!
Yes. Very good.
Very good! Yes.
WHY AM I PASSING GAS? XD
It was the fucking dog. The dog is the one that looks at me.
The father looks fucking dead inside.
*awkward fart noise*
Okay!
Use your secret technique to avoid- to prevent toots?
What's my secret technique? All I can do is look!
Okay!
Secret technique.
Secret technique!
Secret technique!!
Okay! I let out a little squeaker.
Imma look at myself.
Everyone noticed you acting strangely. Okay. Look at the mom!
Look at myself.
That's great!
That's great, Herald!
Comparing the breasts of your girlfriend and mother should be kept to a minimum.
Whoa-I didn't do that!
Why am I fucking shitting my pants all the time?!
Look at the mom.
Look at my own eyes.
Everyone noticed you acting strangely.
I fookin give up
on this abomination of a relationship
that we have going on here!
*war flashbacks*
*infinite amount of 'Yep!'*
*excited yep*
You've successfully dodged embarrassment!
So, a toot was coming along every now and then
it was right in the ol' fuckin..
The TOOT! TOOT!
That train all the way down through my butthole! :D
But nope, all I had to do was to go like this. *crosses eyes*
and I prevent toots.
Nice.
Make good impressions with her father.
Oh fuck.
Hey.
*confused*
*happily confused*
*jackaboy laugh*
So all I had to do was fart with him?
Oh God. Make good impressions with her mother.
*wah wah wah wah*
*beep beep beep beep*
*happy wah*
Yep! Yep! Yep! It's going well!
Can I fart? ;-;
The dog did it!
Yeah, blame the dog!
*inhales*
I have to do it ALL again??
*sigh*
Aghhhh...
Just look at the father.
Ahah xD
*speeding car- i mean fart noise*
What kind of fucking fart is that?
Okay.
What do I do with the mother?
Okay. Talk to her, then stare at my own eyes and- okay.
*wah wahs and beepin*
*shit is getting intense*
*aaanddd...*
FAHAACK!
COME OON MAN!
The fact that I have to go through all of this again each time-AUGHHH.
*jack puts his game face on*
*slightly surprised*
Oh.
You've endeared yourself to her mother.
Oho!
I dunno what I did, I was just- wiggling my eyes around!
Okay.
What?
Oh, we took a family picture.
Congratulations. You've been welcomed into the family and you glanced at the dog 6 times.
I feel like I glanced at the dog a bunch more times, but
whatever. I did it!
Okay! On to work!
Now I'm a member of the family so
I started out at the cashier, I went to the urinal, I got into a train, went for some coffee, went to the park
got some romance and an interview uhm
got the job, went to meet her parents... now I'm gonna work at the job.
Funeral is next, so this doesn't look very good!
Oh....
GOD.
I might have to keep my eyes off them bazongas, because this isn't gonna work.
Perform your office meeting presentation.
What's happening?
Did I break it?
Oh!
I have to look down and get the words.
Okay.
That's cool! I'm doing it!
*glancing at them bazongas*
Look at his fucking face!!
I wasn't even trying to do that, but just said
"Indeed."( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Ok.
You need to read your notes quicker. Okay.
We got this!
We got this! I'm reading my notes.
Yes?
Fucking great presentation.
Everybody's happy.
Everybody's proud of me!
You successfully given your presentation.
Yes!
Won't tell me how many times I glanced at the boobs.
Oh fuck.
Become friendly with your coworker by making him laugh.
Is that gonna work?
Are- are you finding this amusing?
Yes?
Yeah! I did it!
All you have to do is go-
*police sirens*
That fucking works like a charm!
Make him laugh again.
Is this gonna work?
That's sexual harrassment.
Fuck!
Oh man...
Oh! I should have known!
Hey dude.
Whazup?
Seen that game last night?
Bah. bah. bah. bah. bah.
Am I doing it?
I don't know if this is making him laugh.
Okay! He laughed!
Oookay, thank God.
'Kay.
How to make him laugh again?
He got bored of you.
Fuck's sake!
What was I supposed to do with him?
Nyeh nyeh-It's your fault! You're the boring bastard.
Okay...perform a fuckin-
Goddamn it!
Okay. I made him laugh.
Hi?
Is th- Is this really how I do it?
Oh come on... This is gross. :(
Oh man!
You've gained a friend in the office.
Really? That's how you're gonna make friends?
You fucking sleazebag!
Solidify your new friendship with... one more funny.
What?
Oh.
Oho! Okay.
I have to- I have to do his eyeballs now.
Oh. Something happened.
What happened?
Congratulations. Your boss had a heart attack.
What?!
Oh!! That's the funeral we're going to!
OH NO!
Oh I killed my boss by making him look at boobs!
*smack*
Damn it!
I should have known we were too young. We were not prepared!
Okay, funeral.
Pay your respects.
what?
To line up his eyeballs?
What am I doin'?
Is this me paying my respects?
Am I doing a bad thing?
I- I feel like I'm doing a bad thing...
Oh God.
I-ugh...
I don't know how this works.
Oh I'm controlling like two eyeballs at the same time.
Is-
*rare whispering jack pepe* Am I paying my respects?
Wha-...
What? A good person! (welp time to lower your volume once again)
What?
*confusion intensifies*
I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
Imma just do this! Imma look into the sky!
Is that it? Am I done?
Did I pay my respects to you?
Dead boss: *looks at boobies*
...
*back at dem boobies*
Cooooool?
I don't get this game half the time.
*time skip brought to you by SpongeBob SquarePants*
Every now and then they'll just start talking.
Gone but not forgotten.
O-okay?
How are you today?
I'm- I thought I was supposed to be dead.
Why am I able to look all over the place?
Is there supposed to be something like secret combination of things?
That I'm supposed to be doing here...
Uhm....
Okay. I got the eyeballs to look at each other.
That's cool- do I have to make them look at you?
They just-
Why are you shifting all over the place?
This is confusing!
Wiggle waggle all over the place!
Something's gonna work.
No combination of anything fucking works!
Hello!
Fine!
If that's how the game wants to work, then- uh- who am I to- who am I to doubt it?
Okay, it seems like if I put my mouse off the screen
and do that... just let him talk!
Just let the man talk! Let him get his feelings out for his boss!
His boss that died so young...
So young and so fucking cock-eyed.
(sup jack)
I don't get this...
What do I do??!
I'm just sitting here dicking around with eyeballs...
Sometimes they change, sometimes they don't.
Sometimes he talks...
Then he just stops! *dem rhymes*
There's no clues. There's no reason to any of this!
It makes no sense! DX
*omg smth happened*
He's talking differently now.
He's talking faster!
*guys help*
I don't get it.
What??
Why did that work?
Why?
That makes NO fucking sense.
Console your coworker. Don't make me go through this again.
What? Oh hey.
What's up dude?
What's going on? Do I just-
I'm ta- uh- um
Yes!
Good job! I did it, I got rid of him!
Refrain from comparing breast sizes at the funeral service.
*rages*
What?!
How did I do that? That makes no fucking sense!
Ugh! Thank God!
Congratulations. You didn't make a funeral worse.
Oh! I can move on to the baby.
I have absolutely no idea how that worked.
Like in- I have tried- I had to do that four or five times...
Still have no idea how that worked
but I'm so glad I'm done.
Baby!
Purchase the diapers. Oh, we're back here again.
Hello.
I have some lazy eyes-
I'm falling asleep!
Help!
It's impolite to falling asleep during checkout.
How do I stop falling asleep?
Just.. Stay awake!
Ooooow.
OOOOw.
oww
FUCK YOU!
I ALMOST HAD IT! I FU-
...I have fucking no idea.
Oh my goooood.
How?
How?! It makes no fucking sense!!!
You- fffffucking bastard!
Nope.
There's certain locations that your eyes will like reset.
Come on...
Come oon!
You fucking scanned them.
How long does it take you to scan the fucking nappies.
There we go...
There we go.
There we go! There we go!
I get it a bit everytime. (?)
Yes.
Yes!
Biiig circles.
Big- Yehehess!
Ho! Suck on my diapered ass!
Nice.
Be a father.
Okay, THIS. I can do. *cracks knuckles*
I'd be a fucking great father.
When it comes to babies, I'm already a baby!
I know how to do it!
Aww.
Aww Coochie coo.
Coochie Coochie coo~
Coochie Coochie...
Coochie Coochie coo!
Who's a good baby?
Nothing prepares you to be a parent. Your child will grow up to be an exception- to be exceptionally average.
What?!
*laughs*
I told you I'd be a great dad!
Oh, exceptionally average father JackSepticEye!
Oh my god, I'm so glad that that's out of the way!
I'm so glad that I never have to do that again!
It started off awesome!
It started off super fun!
Then the interview came along
started to get a little bit...what
then parents came along
little bit of bullshit.
Work was okay.
Funeral...*smh*
worst level in the entire game,
That was absolutely horrendous.
There was no indication of what you were supposed to do.
Whenever you did something, it wasn't clear what you did and how to actually fix it and do it again.
So it was just a load of trial and error, I spent like a half hour just doing that on its own.
Anyway!
Overall, it's done!
It's done! I don't have to do it again!
I- I grew up, left my job, had a baby...
Life is good.
Anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode!!
If you liked it, PUNCH that like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS!!
And!
High fives all around.
*whapoosh* *whapoosh*
And thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*badass Sam dance*
*lullaby*
*snoooore* Zzz