SpongeBob Squarepants! Are you ready to rock?
I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!
Go SpongeBob!
- Patrick! - Where do you think you’re going?
- I was just— - No you’re not.
You’re going to the Krusty Krab and get that job!
I can’t, don’t you see? I’m not good enough!
Whose first words were, “May I take your order?”
Mine were.
Who made a spatula out of toothpicks and wood shuck?
I did.
Who’s a… Who’s…
- Who’s a big yellow cube with holes? - I am!
- Who’s ready? - I’m ready!
One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.
[deep breathing]
[lips buzzing]
[gasping]
[jellyfish buzzing]
- La-la-la-la-la. - La-la-la-la-la.
[both cheering]
Come on Barnacle Boy! There’s evil afoot.
Leaping lampreys, Mermaid Man! I’m right behind you.
[dramatic music playing]
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their archenemy.
Reflecto! Up to no good.
[dramatic music playing]
SpongeBob.
You know what this means.
Doughnuts.
- Whoa. - Whoa.
By the power of Neptune!
- Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy unite! - Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy unite!
All you have to do is answer the phone.
Aye, aye, captain.
[phone ringing]
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
[whistling]
[phone ringing]
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
[whistling]
[phone ringing]
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
[phone slamming]
I am not a Krusty Krab.
Uh, Patrick, that’s the name of the restaurant.
[gasping]
Trophy delivery!
Another trophy?
Oh great! What’s it for this time?
For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else,
Patrick! This trophy is for you!
Yay! Ha! Eee!!!
[clothes ripping]
So what are you going to do now?
I’m going to go protect my title.
[snoring]
[phone ringing]
Oh boy! 3 a.m.
[chewing]
Hello class. My name is Mrs. Puff.
And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student.
Young man, why don’t you stand up and introduce yourself?
Who’s the fat kid talking to?
You Patrick, she’s the teacher!
Oh.
Come on now, tell the class your name. Don’t be nervous.
[winking]
Uh… Uh…
[teeth chattering]
We just want to know your name.
[panicking]
24!
[loud music playing]
It’s really loud!
You need it louder? Okay.
♪ Twinkle, twinkle Patrick Star ♪
♪ I made myself a sandwich ♪
♪ My mommy named it Fred ♪
♪ It tastes like beans and bacon ♪
♪ And smells like it’s been dead ♪
♪ Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil ♪
♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy pointy, pointy, point ♪
♪ P.U. what’s that horrible smell? ♪
♪ Drum solo ♪
[drum solo playing]
♪ I have a head that ends in a point ♪
♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy pointy, pointy, point ♪
♪ This song is over Except for this line ♪
♪ You win this round Broccoli ♪
[upbeat music playing]
[chewing]
Krabby Patties, they taste so nice that they taste nice.
[clapperboard clapping]
[background music playing]
Bring it around town!
[Hawaiian music playing]
[SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]
Oh, touchdown!
Bring it around town!
[Hawaiian music playing]
[SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]
Oh, touchdown!
Bring it around town!
[Hawaiian music playing]
[SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]
Oh, touchdown!
Bring it around town!
[Hawaiian music playing]
[SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]
Oh, touchdown!
Bring it around town!
[Hawaiian music playing]
[SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]
Oh, touchdown!