ALREADY, THIS ELECTION HAS BEEN UNLIKE ANYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN.
THE ANGER, THE FIGHTING, THE ALL-AROUND TRUMPINESS OF THIS
RACE, HAS CREATED AND INTERESTING PROBLEMS FOR PARENTS
AND TEACHERS WHO WANT TO EDUCATE KIDS ABOUT DEMOCRACY.
IN FACT, ONE TEACHER EVEN SAID, "SHE WORRIES ABOUT THE SCHOOL'S
MOCK-DEBATE SEASON, WHEN SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PLAY MR. TRUMP, A
CANDIDATE WHO, IF HE WERE A STUDENT, WOULD BE SENT STRAIGHT
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
IT'S TRUE.
THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR HIS PLAN TO BUILD A WALL THROUGH
MRS. GREEN'S HOMEROOM AND MAKE SPANISH CLASS PAY FOR IT.
( APPLAUSE ) BUT I BELIEVE KIDS MAY HAVE
SOMETHING TO TEACH US ALL ABOUT THIS ELECTION, BECAUSE THEY'RE
TOO INNOCENT TO UNDERSTAND ADULT BEHAVIORS LIKE MEAN NICKNAMES
AND THROWING TANTRUMS, AND NOT JUST ABOUT DONALD TRUMP.
THEY CAN ALSO TEACH US ABOUT THE GIRL WHO GETS STRAIGHT A's AND
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S NOT MORE POPULAR.
( LAUGHTER ) OR THE OLDER GUY WHO GRADUATED
YEARS AGO BUT JUST KEEPS HANGING AROUND WITH COLLEGE KIDS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BULLIED SO BADLY THEY JUST
WENT HOME.
( APPLAUSE ) SO RECENTLY I DECIDED TO SIT
DOWN AND GET THE THOUGHTS OF THE KEY UNDER-SEVEN VOTING
DEMOGRAPHIC.
THIS IS "ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE."
>> IT'S LIKE WE'RE A BUNCH OF BABIES, LIKE WE'RE A BUNCH OF
STUPID, STUPID BABIES.
>> Stephen: HI.
HI.
>> HI.
>> Stephen: HI, I'M STEPHEN.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
DO YOU GUY KNOW WHAT THE PRESIDENT DOES?
WHAT DOES THE PRESIDENT DO?
>> THE PRESIDENT IS SOMEONE WHO MAKES THE CITY A BETTER PLACE.
>> Stephen: MAKES THE CITY A BETTER PLACE.
JOHN CARLO.
>> THE PRESIDENT MAKES THE RULES FOR EVERYBODY SO PEOPLE DON'T DO
THE BAD THINGS.
>> Stephen: YES?
>> RUNS AMERICA.
>> Stephen: RUNS AMERICA.
YES?
>> HE HELPS THE WORLD.
>> Stephen: YUP.
>> MAKES LAW S.
>> Stephen: A PRESIDENT IS LIKE A MOMMY OR A DADDY THAT
KEEPS PEOPLE SAFE AND HELPS MAKE THE LAWS AND ALSO HAS NUCLEAR
WEAPONS.
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY.
HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF CANDIDATES WHO HAVE ALREADY
DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE.
NOW, THIS YEAR, ORIGINALLY, THERE WERE 24 PEOPLE RUNNING.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THESE PEOPLE'S NAMES?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER NEED TO LEARN THEM.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS?
>> UUMM.
>>?
>> Stephen: NO, IT'S NOT ME, IT'S NOT ME.
BUT THANK YOU.
I'LL TAKE MY GLASSES OFF, DO I KIND OF LOOK LIKE HIM?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I FORGIVE YOU.
I FORGIVE YOU ALL.
WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL-- IF HE WAS AN ANIMAL, WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL
DO YOU THINK HE WOULD LOOK LIKE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> A SNAKE.
>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT LIKE MAYBE A SNAKE WEARING A
MAN-SKIN?
YEAH.
>> BERNIE SANDERS!
>> BERNIE SANDERS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BERNIE SANDERS.
BERNIE BELIEVES THAT PEOPLE DON'T SHARE ENOUGH.
IS IT IMPORTANT TO SHARE.
>> YES!
>> I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SHARE.
>> Stephen: YOU THINK IT'S FAIR TO SHARE.
>> I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SHARE, TOO.
>> Stephen: HOW DOES BERNIE MAKE YOU FEEL?
WHEN YOU LOOK AT BERNIE HOW DO YOU FEEL?
RAISE YOUR HAND.
>> HAPPY.
>> Stephen: WAIT, HOW DO YOU FEEL-- ONE SECOND?
>> CONFUSED.
>> Stephen: CONFUSED?
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
THIS IS HILLARY CLINTON.
AND SHE KIND OF SEEMS LIKE A GRANDMA WHO GIVES YOU CANDY BUT
IT'S NOT THE KIND OF CANDY THAT YOU LIKE, BUT YOU EAT IT ANYWAY
BECAUSE IT'S ALL THE CANDY THAT THERE IS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
BUTTERSCOTCH.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT BUTTERSCOTCH IS?
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH WEUTHER'S ORIGINALS?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?
THAT'S ALL SHE HAS.
THAT'S ONLY KIND OF CANDY SHE HAS.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS IS?
YES?
>> DONALD TRUMP.
>> Stephen: THAT'S DONALD TRUMP.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS HAIR?
BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE I CAN ANSWER THOSE, BUT I'LL TRY.
YES?
>> IT KIND OF LOOKS YELLOW.
>> Stephen: IT DOES KIND OF LOOK YELLOW.
DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT'S REALLY HIS HAIR?
>> IT'S A CREEPY CREATURE THAT CRAWLED ON TOP OF HIM.
>> Stephen: IT'S A CREEPY CREATURE THAT CRAWLED ON TOP OF
HIM?
IT COULD BE, OR IT COULD JUST BE HIS HAIR.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?
>> THAT HE WANTS -- THAT HE WANTS TO PUT A WALL THROUGH THE
MEXICANS IN AMERICA.
>> Stephen: HE WANTS TO PUT A WALL THROUGH THE MEXICANS IN
AMERICA.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MR. TRUMP?
>> IS HE YELLING.
>> Stephen: HE'S YELLING RIGHT NOW.
YES.
HE'S YELLING ALMOST ALL THE TIME.
YOU CAN GUYS TRY TO MAKE THIS FACE?
( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GREAT.
OKAY, DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME PICK WHO THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS
GOING TO BE.
>> YES!
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS SAY WHO YOU THINK THE NEW
PRESIDENT IS GOING TO BE.
ONE, TWO, THREE--... THERE YOU HAVE IT.