- Yo Mama's so fat
when she went out in a green bikini,
(screaming) everyone shouted "Godzilla"!
- Oh come on guys, that's not Godzilla.
That's Godzilla's wife.
(upbeat music)
- Yo Mama!
Yo Mama's so ugly,
when Darth Vader looked at her birth certificate,
he said.
- Bitch.
I am not your father.
- [Brody] When she bought a new car,
it transformed and ran away.
- Autobots, let's get the hell out of here.
- Neither Jacob nor Edward
want her on their team.
Team Brody!
Yeah!
Yo Mama's so old
she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.
- You shall not pass!
Until you give me your number.
(romantic music)
- [Brody] Yo Mama's so stupid
she played "got your nose"
with Voldemort.
She got hit by a cup.
And told the cops she got mugged.
- Stop resisting.
- [Brody] Kylo Ren couldn't Force-read her mind.
- Tell me where they are.
Wait (mumbling), no,
there's nothing.
There's nothing here.
There's nothing here!
- Yo Mama's so short,
she became Ant Man's sidekick.
Hey, come back here, where are you going
I just want to stomp on ya.
(suspenseful music)
(screaming)
How is this happening!?
(glass breaking)
Yo Mama's so...
Fat,
the Sorting Hat has signed her to the House
of Pancakes!
Darth Vader,
couldn't even Force choke her.
When she jumped into a pool,
NASA found water on Mars.
- Yes, yes, (grunting).
Love the water, yes.
I can live.
- [Brody] Yo Mama's so hairy
when she auditioned for Planet of the Apes,
they made her pack leader.
Yo Mama's so ugly
when Deadpool saw her, he said.
- Ugh, oh god.
And here I thought I was ugly.
- [Brody] She gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
- You need an extreme makeover, bitch!
No, I didn't mean that.
Wake me up dammit!
- [Brody] The Terminator said.
- Ew, I won't be back.
Hasta la vista, ugly.
- [Brody] Yo Mama's so poor
she chases after the garbage truck
with a shopping list.
- Scram lady, this is my garbage.
- [Brody] Yo Mama's so stupid
she thought the star of Austin Powers
was Michael Myers.
- Very stab-a-delic baby.
Yeah.
- [Brody] She took her computer to the doctor,
because it had a virus!
- Stand back user,
or I'll send you to the game grid.
- [Brody] She threw baseballs
at Batman!
- I'm Batman.
Ow!
Hey lady, stop throwing shit at me.
Ow!
Stop it lady, ow.
I'm, ow, I'm not that kind of bat man.
Ow, ow.
Stop it!
Oh Mom, she's throwing baseballs at me.
Oh wait, I don't have a mom.
Shit, now I'm sad.
I'm Batman.
- Master Yoda, thank God I found ya,
I've searched the entire galaxy for one thing,
your best Yo Mama joke.
- Mmm, okay.
So old yo Mama is.
Babysit me, she once did.
Change my diaper, she still does.
- Yoda!
Oh no.
Yo Mama's so fat,
Jabba the Hutt said.
- Eww!
- [Brody] She volunteered as tribute for the Hunger Games,
because she thought it was an eating competition.
In Indiana Jones,
she was The Boulder.
- After years of searching
I finally found the legendary lost Twinkie.
Careful...
Careful, oh shit!
(fast paced music)