Freddie and Spencer are best bros in iCarly,
but how did they get there?
This is not how I imagined my life going.
Here's the full story of Fencer or is it Speddie?
Eh, we're not really sure.
- Up top. - Up top.
[groaning]
Freddie and Spencer have a consistent theme
of great ideas, poor execution.
I am pressing the buttons, literally, all of them!
I'm trying to turn off the sign!
You're gonna overload the circuits!
Pee on Carl?
But they make a surprisingly good team.
Even though Spencer didn't know what he was doing half the tim.
You're a child, and this is high voltage stuff
and you're not even wearing safety goggles.
See, you've got to be extra careful when you...
[screaming]
And that is why we wear safety goggles.
We never see Freddie's dad
so Spencer sort of acts like a father figure to Freddi.
Like that time he gave him dating advice.
Just be yourself.
Talk about stuff you like.
And if I run out of things to say?
Then just stare into her eyes and say nothing.
that will make you seem all cool and mysterious.
She'll be like hypnotized.
Yeah, I don't really think that works
'cause I mean, if I don't say anything,
won't she think I'm...
won't she... just...
What doesn't really work?
They tell each other everythin. Maybe even a little too much.
- Ah. - Yeah.
When Spencer was around,
Freddie always did the fun things
his mother didn't like.
Can I try?
Think you'd be okay with your mom?
- No. - Then let's do it.
Okay, now the goal is to land a touch
on your opponent like this.
- Got it. - On guard!
Oh, gosh.
[grunting]
Like that?
Yeah. This is your first time fencing?
- Uh huh. - Wow,
and you're already better than me, jerk.
What?
Kidding. Ya sensitive little beast.
Come on, let's go some more.
- On guard! - Oh, gosh.
They also help each other on the dating scene.
Even though it never really works out.
You guys wanna go out or not?
Hey, you took your card off your forehead
before you guessed what you were.
That's against the rules.
Come on, my turn. Am I a gas?
No, you're big. Gases aren't big.
You guys wanna make out with us?
A gas can occupy a big space.
Yeah, but the gas itself isn't big.
My turn. Am I a fruit?
On what planet are there squirtable fruits?
A planet I wanna live on.
Freddie and Spencer are two of those guys
who are extremely talented.
But once you put them together, uh, they're complete idiots.
Dude, not cool.
We have girls coming here. Put it away.
- Okay. - Wait, wait.
Let me hold it.
That is awesome!
As ridiculous as it may seem, these two do have a strong bon.
Hey, look, his toes stick out of his cast.
This little piggy went to market.
And this little piggy got hit by a truck.
Spencer!
There were a few times
where Freddie needed a place to stay,
and there's always room at the Shay Inn.
Spencer, wake up. Spencer.
No, Harmoo, don't buy that. [screaming]
Wait. What are you doing?
Is it okay if I sleep here?
What's wrong with your new apartment?
I'm scared to sleep there by myself.
You're too old to be scared.
Anyway. Why don't you just go back home with your mom?
No, if I do that, she'll never stop treating me
like a five year old.
All right. You can sleep on the chair.
Thanks.
Wait. How come you're sleeping on the couch?
I don't know.
What's wrong with your room?
Nothing.
- Well then why are you-- - I saw spider in there!
- Good night. - Good night.
Living with Spencer sounds fun
but would probably get old after a while.
Does Freddie not like his mushyrooms?
Does little Freddie not wanna eat
his special mushyrooms?
Even though they're both older now,
they're dynamic hasn't changed at all.
Don't say a word!
I'm honing my sensory skills.
I need to do this on my own.
Hello, Millicent.
It's Freddie.
It's Harper naked?
When Spencer hit it big, he didn't forget his roots.
Freddie always supported his at and they celebrated together.
You earned your success. You're the guy who made
the marshmallow White House sculpture.
The way that it was half melted
to reflect our disintegrating democracy...
such a brave statement.
It was an accident.
I left it next to my cell phone,
which broke out into a spontaneous fire.
Anyway, now I own a falcon named Jericho.
[chuckles]
Wow. I clearly did it all wrong.
Pursued my dreams, married for love,
two divorces and a failed startup later,
I'm back living with my mom.
Maybe instead of figuring out my next tech venture,
I'll just melt some marshmallows.
Ha! I'll sue you into the ground.
Yeah, Freddie's confidence was at an all time low.
He was just coming off his second divorce
and wasn't meeting anyone new.
Please delete it and I'm giving you no stars.
Dude, what the hell?
That cute Post Rabbit was totally in to you.
Pssh, she just wanted a good tip.
Here's a good tip. You're gonna die alone.
Not to mention his failed startup company,
which Spencer had originally invested in.
You can't give up. Let me help.
No, we both agreed that we were lucky
our friendship survived you investing
in my first failed startup.
You are not allowed to give me any more money.
So Spencer and Millicent teamed up
to get Freddie's confidence back.
If Spencer couldn't invest,
maybe some other rich idiot would.
Hey, um, what are the symptoms of Lyme disease?
This place has a real Lyme-y vibe.
You know what doesn't have a Lyme-y vibe?
Your app Kevin.
Whoops. I didn't mean to mention it in front of Beau
but now that the puppy's out of the bag,
why don't you tell him about it.
[scoffs]
Okay, um, well, the idea was:
Match people who need therapy dogs
with people who need dog-sitters, so that...
It sounds awesome.
How about you give me the full pitch tomorrow?
I need to text my dad first. My Dad's my business guy.
Also, I just love him.
Really?
Beau, I mean... that would be great.
But it didn't take Freddie long to realize he was being set up.
So you set this up?
What, just so I could squeeze in one last failure
before I give up entirely, or...?
You can't give up.
You have every reason to believe in this.
You're talented. It's a great idea.
The world needs it.
In fact... It's only $13. It's all I have liquid. I'm in.
Wow. [chuckles]
Thank you. This means more to me
than any big investment ever could.
Well, I wanna make a big investment.
Okay, thunder stealer.
Are they perfect?
Damn it!
Absolutely not.
Are they a good team?
You bet they are,
and they are probably destined to do this forever.
Oh, there is nothing like working up a sweat to Zumba.
It's not a workout, it's a party!
Hold me tighter, so I don't lose balance.
I'm trying.
Your sweat's making you slippery.
I call that Zumba Juice.
That wraps up the Fencer-Speddie timeline.
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