- Chocolate Australians. (laughs)
- So we're eating chocolate Australians.
It sounds really bad.
Something to do with Australian chocolates.
Is it?
(upbeat music)
- Welling with joy to be here with you.
- You know I'm really excited just as long
as the next thing we try isn't chocolate based.
If it had someone's name in it as well.
- Be done.
- Be worse.
- Wouldn't it?
- Australian chocolates.
If you can not already tell from my accent
which is kinda
South African
as well.
- Darrell Lea chocolate.
I wonder if it's like,
like as sweet as American chocolate.
That's where it will be interesting to see.
Because Irish chocolate is pretty good.
So it's gonna be interesting to see what
the Australians take on chocolate is.
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(chocolate hits table)
- Hum, so where, how exactly do you ingest these?
- Darrell Lea?
Are we sure it's not like Darrell Leah?
- Because these look distinctly suppository shaped.
- They do.
Oh my God.
If you put this up your bum
like it would swish.
- Like I don't like anything going near my bum.
But this is tempting.
- Bullets.
- It's very aggressive I'm just saying.
- Oh no, licorice, licorice, I hate licorice.
- Hate it already.
- Can I get that over the mic I wonder?
(slaps hands)
(chocolate hits table)
- In one.
- Here we go.
- Oh, you got it in there.
- I got it.
I got it in there.
- Just keep it there.
- Looks great.
- (laughs)
- That's what came out in your mind
in that scene in Trainspotting
where you could swim down the toilet
to get it back?
- I caught a bullet between my teeth
and I sound funny now.
- Eww.
- I think I like this.
- Hum um.
- It's licorice in the...
- Yeah.
- Doesn't even taste very licoricey.
- It's not as bad as it sounds.
It's not as licoricey as I thought it would be.
- What?
- They're real good.
What a twist.
- Yeah.
- I stopped myself.
I was going to say I really like it.
And then I was worried about Tom's opinion.
- Awe.
- Yeah.
- Awe.
- I know.
- Your opinion is valid.
- Don't know if I'd go out of my way to buy 'em.
- No, I wouldn't go Australia now for a pack.
- (giggles)
- Darrell Lea, you little you Minx.
- I really liked the chocolate.
I don't like the licorice.
- If we grew up with that,
we might be like "oh give me a Darrell Lea."
- (laughs) "Would love a Darrell Lea."
- Darrell Lea Bullets does sound like a sex toy.
- It tastes like medicine.
Licorice has always tasted like medicine to me.
- Yeah, I understand.
- Regular chocolate bullets.
- You know.
- That we have all of the time.
- (laughs)
- It's for shooting those chocolate werewolves.
- (laughs)
- (upbeat music)
- (plastic bag scrunches in hands)
- Yeah!
That was loud.
- Oh, nice one.
- Carmel clouds.
- And what makes them clouds?
- You know they're good.
You know it's a good TRY shoot
when most of it's been eaten
by the other people.
- That's a good shout, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Float away with Darrell Lea's Caramel Clouds.
- Whoopee. Hey.
- Whew hoo! (laughs)
- Chewy caramel balls.
Don't laugh 'cause I said balls.
- (sexy tone) Chewy, caramel balls covered
in milk chocolate.
- The K in milk though,
that set the whole thing off there, didn't it?
- Yeah, milk.
- Oh, Jesus.
- (smack lips)
- They're so good.
- Darrell Lea's crushing it.
That's just great work.
- They're like caramel maltesers.
- And I'm gonna be hurt because
they're quite soft.
- They are not caramel maltesers.
They're chewy.
Maltesers are crispy.
- Yeah, that's where the caramel comes in.
- Wanna try it at the same time?
Okay, one, two, three.
(chocolate hits floor)
- Okay, turns out...
- They're more like fudge aren't they?
They're more like fudgey, soft and...
- Clouds tend to be soft.
- I really like that now.
- Yeah, it's nice.
- They're like God's marbles.
- They're very different but...
- They're actually very, very, good.
- Very good.
- I kind of, they were nice.
I don't know.
I wasn't mad with them like they were grand.
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- Mega minty moments.
- Wait what?
- Bigger, better milk chocolate mint balls.
- This is the opposite of what I was expecting.
I was expecting it to be
like chocolate again on the outside
but with the mint on the inside.
- They look like apples not mint.
- They look very green actually, very yeah.
- Too green.
- I guess it's supposed to be mintly
but it really does look like an apple.
- They're so green.
- That's some minty balls
and they're bigger than the other ones.
- Different mass.
(mint balls hit table)
- This is confusing my brain
because I'm expecting it to be chewing gum.
- I know, they're really good.
- They're nice.
- Hum.
- Oh, oh, oh,
- (laughs)
- They're nice.
Can be a bit mintier for me.
- I would say that Darrell Lea has very palatable balls.
- It's a lot to chew.
- Hum hum. (laughs)
- It just keep going.
- Yup.
- Not my best chill.
- No.
- But, like they're pretty good.
- Now I understand why like M & M's
and Smarties are the size that they are.
You can be there forever.
- I was going to try and throw it up
and catch it in my mouth
but you don't want Darrell Lea's balls on your chin.
- I honestly feel like my jaw needs a rest.
- It was a nice amount of chocolate relative
to the amount of shell.
- I have to say they're nice
but they actually are a legit jaw work out.
- It's very hard the job that we do here you know.
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- Crunchy peanut butter brittle balls.
- Noisy nutty brittle.
- So I take it they're gonna be loud.
- Noisy nutty brittle balls.
- (laughs)
- Noisy nutty brittle balls.
- Like, the doctor phones you up...
- Oh you mean like the STI clinic rings ya?
- Yes. (giggles)
- You're actually on a list of previous partners here
from Tom's got brittle balls.
- I like that there's also a lot of variations,
it's not just "oh we've got the same product
let's just fill the center different like."
- Hum.
(crunches peanut brittle)
- You can't hear it,
but inside it's like whomp, whomp.
- Yeah!
- A textural surprise.
- Hum hum.
- They're not as good.
- I think that's cause you said caramel before
and then it wasn't.
And then it was like oh hello a surprise in my mouth.
- I tell you, a dentist would hate these.
- If you're really into peanut butter
I'm sure they'd be your jam.
- But I swallowed half of it
and the other half is in my teeth.
The reason I think the filling is coming lose.
- It's crunchier than you expect
but the flavour's lovely.
- These are the, they're the least good ones.
- Hum hum.
- Do we have a dentist?
- Can we get a dentist?
- Ow.
- Oh, God.
- Darrell, he's just a simple man.
He does what he says.
He's been bang on with the descriptions.
There's no secrets or surprises.
It's like, here's exactly
what you're putting in your mouth.
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- (plastic bag scrunches in hand)
- Pink, ohhhh.
- Oh, more suppositories.
- If something's pink.
I'm like 78% more likely to put it up my bum.
- I didn't know if it was like
a new type of chocolate.
I just thought it was people dying chocolate pink.
- What, ruby chocolate's a type of chocolate?
- Ruby chocolate raspberry, you monster.
- Weird now.
Weird no end to this so there is.
- They look like little dicks or something.
I don't know.
- All right.
- Oh no.
- A welded mini-penis.
Would you like a welded mini-penis?
- The colour is unnerving.
- I totally agree.
I'm a little bit nervous.
Do we have insurance?
- All right, I just put it straight in.
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is troubling.
- Ew.
- It's not that it tastes bad,
it's just the experience is so troubling.
- They're really good.
- Yeah.
I feel like my mouth has been haunted.
- Really deserving.
- They're not nice
and they look disgusting.
- I don't know what the difference is?
- And it's gray and pink.
So you don't want to eat it already.
And then it's just unusual.
- It's things like this justify leaving space
for a 10 out of 10.
- I've got probably the most disgusting piece
of chocolate I've ever had.
- Ever seen in my entire life.
- Anytime like chocolate attempts fruit,
I'm like go fuck yourself.
- You can understand.
- One, two, three.
- Awe, no.
- (laughs)
- I could see it being like in my local shop
and me picking up those fruits.
- Yeah, there was something like wholesome about it.
- I think if you extend the bullets to like,
you know different like sniper.
- Different like a 35 mil.
- Yeah.
- I think we got a laugh.
It was an exciting experience.
It was interesting to see the level of sexual overtones
that Darrell Lea's marketing and product development team
could put into one pack of chocolate.
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- Huh?