- Hi, everybody, it's Kristin here
as evidenced by the fact that no one else is here.
So I'd seen this thing online, I think Vogue has done it,
also Colleen Ballinger's done it, too.
People just answer really quick, rapid fire questions
about things that they don't think people know
about them.
So I'm gonna do that today, and if you like it,
then other people will do it too,
but today it's just me 'cause I am the guinea pig.
Off the top of my head, here are 57 things
that you don't know about me,
and Brittney's gonna keep track of them,
'cause I'm just makin' this up as I got along.
To start off, number one,
I am afraid of the dark.
I am also incredibly afraid of the Babadook.
I know the Babadook isn't real.
I have been told this before,
and yet still I am afraid of him.
I am also very afraid of the movie The Ring.
For years, I would not sit in front of
televisions at night because I was afraid of
haunted video tapes.
I don't understand why people are afraid of tiny holes.
I love granny panties, above all other panties.
They are the dominant panty and you cannot
convince me otherwise.
It's really hard to do a flirtatious wink and
you're like, "I love granny panties."
(pinging)
I only sleep on my stomach.
I don't know how people sleep on positions
other than their stomach.
I don't like tacos.
I know.
I've tried really hard.
There's just something about a taco
that doesn't satisfy me.
I love burritos.
A burrito is basically just a taco but
with more gift wrap.
- I know, I know.
I already regret saying that.
I'm open to the possibility of tacos,
I'm just not a fan.
I love hummus.
Majority of things I eat are chicken and rice
in various iterations.
My first word was banana.
I'm only at 11?
This is gonna take forever.
I was born with a full head of hair.
It's like basically impossible for me to get up
before 8:30.
I do it, but like, man, it is a strug.
I just finished playing Super Mario Odyssey
and it is awesome.
I talk a lot about how I don't like pants,
but I actually hate shorts more.
When I cut my hair really short, it gets super
ringlet-y, and I kind of look like a clown.
My favorite game as a kid was hide in a corner and read.
I didn't learn how to snap until the summer after college.
The thing is, I can only snap on one hand.
Like, this one, is kinda, I can't do it.
So really, I only half-learned how to snap.
The summer after college, I got huge, fake acrylic nails
because I thought it would impress a boy in my improv class.
It did not work.
My shoe size is seven.
I have very wide feet.
What am I up to?
- 21?
When I was 15, I broke my right foot by falling
off a bus at a speech tournament.
And then I still competed.
And got second place.
When I was nine, I won a poetry contest
that a bookstore was hosting.
When I was a teenager I was on the swim team for a few years
and I wasn't terrible at it.
I only have one ovary.
I think I've talked about that,
in case you weren't paying attention.
I only have one ovary.
The door handle on my driver's side car has been
broken for about three years now,
and you can only open it from the outside.
I can get it fixed, I just haven't done it.
When I was a kid, my first pets were rabbits.
When I was seven, I asked my mom for a dress up dress
for Christmas, and I wanted it to have these,
but I didn't know what they were yet,
so I just said, "I want it to have big puffy
"pillows in the front."
So basically I asked my mom for a dress
that included boobs, for Christmas.
When I was a kid, my parents took me to San Antonio
but they didn't realize that all the theme parks
were closed, so we just went to missions for several days.
I've seen every mission in San Antonio.
I went to three different elementary schools,
because I moved a lot as a kid.
When I was I was five-years-old, I asked my mom
if I could tell her a secret and then I had her
come close and then I whispered in her ear,
"I hate you."
She was very sad.
I felt very badly about it.
But don't worry, she reminds me of that all the time.
If a dessert doesn't have chocolate in it,
I consider it to be somewhat pointless.
I know, that's a very controversial opinion.
I love Tabasco.
I sriracha.
When I was in Kindergarten, I was so afraid
of getting trouble that my mom suggested to my teacher
that I should just get in trouble randomly one day,
just so I could see that it wasn't a big deal.
Also when I was five, I drooled on my mat during nap time,
and I was afraid I was gonna get in trouble for it.
I considered it to be my most closely guarded secret
until I moved.
I remember being six and being like,
"They're gonna come get me in my first grade classroom
"because I drooled on my mat one time."
My ears used to be double pierced, but then I never wore
earrings, and they grew back.
I am incredibly allergic to epoxy and I found this out
because one time my glasses broke,
and we fixed the bridge of them with epoxy,
and then I was broken out in hives for like a week.
I don't like rosé.
If someone offers it to me, I will drink it.
If someone gives it to me as a gift, I will accept it,
but I will never choose it for myself.
I have really bad astigmatism, so my lenses all have to
be high index lenses in my glasses.
I've worn glasses since I was eight.
I have a graduate degree from Northwestern University.
Go Cats!
Go student loans!
Yay!
I have a master's in fine arts in screenwriting,
a thing I cannot even say without laughing.
I never got a detention in high school, to my remembrance.
I hope someone doesn't look this up
and is like, "Yes you did."
When I was seven, I tried to forge my parents' signature
on a test that I failed, and the way I did this was I had
them write a signature out on a blank piece of paper,
and then I tried to cut around the signature
so I could glue it onto the test.
This did not work.
I am deathly afraid of spiders.
I know spiders are good for us.
I know they eat bugs.
I am incredibly afraid of spiders.
Don't send me spiders in the mail.
Don't do it.
I love honey mustard.
I'm really good at making up words to songs
off the top of my head,
which is why I'm always singing in videos
because we don't have the rights to any songs.
I don't have any tattoos, and I don't
want any tattoos, either.
That's why I wasn't in the tattoo video.
I have never stolen anything, except on accident.
When I was a small child, I was holding onto an object
in a store and my mom wheeled me out
and I didn't have a chance to put it back
and she discovered I had the object, in which she was like,
"You stole."
And I was like, "I didn't even get out of the cart."
I prefer heels to flats.
Homestretch, homestretch.
I have not kissed a celebrity.
Well that's not really a fact.
It's like saying, "I have never ridden a dinosaur."
Did you know?
Fun fact.
I play too much Candy Crush.
I know, it's 2018 and no one does that, but here we are.
I hate driving, which is bad, 'cause I live in LA.
My favorite city in the world is London.
Up until recently, I did not like cats.
I thought cats were kind of boring
until like three years ago.
I'm sorry.
Until I started on Ladylike, I had like
five pieces of makeup.
I had a lipstick that I use as a blush,
and then I would just do mascara and like foundation.
Okay, that's only four.
I had four pieces of makeup.
For the first Ladylike video we ever shot,
it was one where we did each other's makeup.
I didn't have a lot of makeup, and I didn't have
a makeup bag, so I went to the store and just bought
a bunch of makeup and mixed it in with the makeup
I was using and I felt so silly and ridiculous.
So now I own too much makeup.
I still wear my Crocs.
I know is shouldn't, but I do.
I'm sorry. (laughing)
And that's 57 things about me.
Let me know in the comments who you wanna see
do this next.
I hope you all do not hate me too much now.
Now that I've told you all my childhood stories.
Thanks, alright, cool, bye.
(upbeat jazzy music)