You're watching "Love & Hip Hop: New York"...
Check Yourself!
Season 9.
You'll be watching us watch the show...
...for the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural...
...and honest reactions.
We're watching it...
...with you. Ha ha!
The scene you're about to see
is me wanting some sexy time with my man Joe Buddon,
so I pulled up... to the live podcast.
(Joe) How is everybody doing out there?
We are at Joe's live podcast.
It's really cool to see somebody
that I actually look up to
doing something that I definitely wanna do.
It's actually really inspiring.
Listen, just 'cause you dress like you sold coke
in '87 on Lennox, doesn't mean you gotta get at me.
(laughing)
I'm taking this off.
(laughter)
We gonna keep it all the way real tonight.
So...
Any music lovers in here, put a hand in the air.
Music lovers that are here.
(cheering and applause)
All right, that's real good. Don't hate me tonight.
We just gonna have honest conversation.
First of all--
Oh, no, no, no, I have a question.
I'm always at Joe's podcasts, but he ain't know
that I had a question myself.
Don't ever put your Latina girlfriend
in the audience, pass out microphones,
and think she's not going to take the bait.
Hi, sir.
(audience cheering)
Who gave her a mic?
Am I the best relationship you ever had?
(cheering and applause)
Sounds real nice!
This cartoon in the back is like taking me out.
Is that supposed to be Joe? (chuckling)
Silly of me for thinking that that went without question.
(laughter)
This is so cute, like, they're literally
the cutest couple together.
Like, they are exactly like what you see on social media.
(Cyn) I killed that.
What are you-- What the hell is going...
No... they're out today.
Oh, Cyn didn't come to play.
She brought the girls out to party.
Yaaas!
That's the "Mama Cyn wants some loving" move right there.
(laughing)
I figured, since we're in the city already,
why not get a room at a beautiful hotel
and we could just spend the night.
Like, I don't even need you to be awake.
I just need him.
You ain't gotta do (bleep) but show up with a (bleep).
Slow down.
You got a room-- hotel room...
...in the city?
(bleep) the hotel room, girl.
You are riding around New York City.
Straddle your man right there in the car.
If we don't go to the hotel room,
you're gonna fall asleep at home,
and I'm not getting anything.
You gotta figure that out.
No, mother(bleep)!
I'm trying to take a ride.
I'm trying to take a (bleep) ride on this (bleep).
Get the (bleep) away from the car!
I'll get out right here and ask,
"Hey, who wants to (bleep)?!"
That's gonna look crazy.
And everybody'll be like, "Me!"
She will. She will.
If I ask anybody, "Yo, y'all wanna (bleep),"
I'ma have a whole line around the block.
And my man talkin' about going home to go to sleep.
Listen, I'm going to this hotel room.
No...
I mean, come on, Joe. It's not gonna kill you.
Just get your-- get your groove back.
Daaaamn!
I'm thick. I look thick there.
(laughing)
I love to watch her walk away!
Senior citizen-ass (bleep)!
What?!
(laughing)
Bye!
Women.
The next scene you're about to see
is with one of the realest dudes in New York dropping jewels
while I can't stop copping 'em... aah!
I'm here. Hot, sunny day in NYC.
Pulling up on my man Joe at his 400-bedroom mansion.
Whoo! I ain't gonna hold you.
I gotta get money like Joe, man.
Like that right there... definitely a dream home.
I gotta get one one day.
(laughing)
You've been all over.
Listen...
Oh, wait, that's what I wanted to ask.
Yo, Joe, what you about to ask him?
What are you about to ask him, Joe?
(bleep)! You just wait.
(laughing) Why you told-- you just told them...
that you (bleep) the girls they dream about.
Why that was the line?
Ha! (laughing)
I ain't gonna hold you.
When I first heard Safaree say that,
I was by the DJ booth hyping 'em up while he was rapping,
and when he said that joint, I didn't know what to do.
(laughing)
Aaah!
I was in line when I said it.
I'm pretty sure I had a couple joints next to me,
that y'all dreamed about sniffing.
Having your arm around, waking up next to, boy.
You know what it is.
I just start seeing little stuff being thrown at me.
Well, why are they throwing stuff?
I did not do or say nothing
disrespectful to gain it.
I was-- my lyrics and my song, there's nothing that's
That's not true.
In the verses, you're saying,
"Yo, if a (bleep) robs me,
I'm pulling a nine on him, bop, bop, bop, bop."
Safaree, you gotta listen to Joe.
That's a fact, when you say certain things in the lyrics,
people take is as like, "Oh, okay,
"must be really about that life.
So we gonna try to test him." You know what I'm saying?
Joe is right.
And got robbed.
Lucky for you, I've--
anytime I've gotten robbed-- there's been more than once--
I ain't never get the stuff back.
(chuckling)
I didn't get my stuff back.
I just bought it over.
You ain't supposed to go cop a whole new set of ice
a month later.
It was like two weeks later.
(laughing)
Listen, listen, Joe...
I don't care how big your house is,
you need some drip.
You need a couple stones on your neck, you need something,
'cause you out here, look like a towel boy for your dog.
I've been watching you perform your smash single
Mm-hmm.
Normally when I see it,
the audience is predominately white.
Women.
Okay, so you do know your audience.
So what the (bleep) are you doing
on Dyckman performing for a bunch of (bleep)
who wanna see a basketball game, and you're not being...
Everything Joe Buddon is saying right now,
take heed, bro.
He ain't gonna guide you in the wrong direction.
You keep giving these (bleep) other (bleep) to talk about
outside of your God-given talent.
(chuckles)
You don't have to be that corny.
(laughing)
Yo, "You don't have to be that corny"?
Yo, why you telling my man that, though, bro?
(bleep) you!
Joe, you mad funny for that one, though.
"You ain't gotta be that corny."